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Clips from The Monkees - Monkees à la Carte (S01E01)

"Hey, fellas, this is not gonna work out; we better get some help."
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"I want to thank you boys for coming."
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"And if you're willing to help, we may be able to put Fuselli behind bars,"
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"but I must warn you, you'll be dealing with dangerous, vicious men."
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"Gee, you don't look so vicious, inspector. He's fine."
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"The only members of the Syndicate we've captured belong to"
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"the Purple Flower Gang, but we caught all four of 'em."
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"How did you do that?"
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"We went from flower to flower to flower."
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"That's beautiful."
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"But remember, we must link Fuselli to the Syndicate."
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"This may be dangerous; these are violent men."
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"Well, we're pretty violent too."
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"You know how we treat men that we don't like? Watch."
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"We've got to get his fingerprints."
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"Is it true that there are no two fingerprints alike in the world?"
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"Right. Come on."
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"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Fuselli, uh,"
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"could you please test this wine to see if it's alright?"
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"Is it true that there are no two glove prints alike in the world?"
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"Hello, Red? Fuselli. Get in touch with the Syndicate,"
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"and tell them I will contact them soon."
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"Come here, guys, I think I got something hot! Now listen to this."
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"Come here, guys, I think I got something hot! Now listen to this."
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"This should do it. Once we blow this safe,"
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"we should find out all we need to know about Mr. Fuselli. Quick."
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"Okay. Contact."
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"Hey, we'll have to make the safe into a desk."
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"Move it over here. Okay, easy, easy."
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"They'll never know the difference."
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"Boys, the restaurant is closed for business tonight."
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"I'm having a dinner meeting with some very nice people."
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"The Syndicate? Nice people? That's funny, boss. Ha ha ha."
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"Shut up, Rocco!"
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"Right, boss."
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"I want you to get the place ready. I want great food and A-one service."
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"- Ha ha ha, that's funny. - That's right."
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"- That's very funny. - Shut up!"
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"Right, boss."
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"Here, sit down. Sit down."
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"We gotta contact the inspector."
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"Sure, but how? Fuselli won't let us out in the middle of the meeting."
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"Yeah, Rocco's guarding the front door."
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"And the food'll get cold."
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"Waiters, service!"
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"Gentlemen and lady, the meeting will now come to order."
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"For reasons of self-protection, none of us has ever met before."
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"So, uh, introduce yourselves."
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"Red O'Leary, bank robbery and protection."
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"Big Flora, fraud and extortion."
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"Paddy the Fix, drugs and, uh, diamond smuggling."
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"I'm, uh, B-B-Benny the Book, and, uh, b-b-book-making and numbers."
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"Peter Tork, guitar and bass trombone."
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"Shut up. All present and accounted for,"
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"except for the members of the Purple Flower Gang."
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"Now, as to the reason for this meeting-"
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"Oh, meeting."
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"Oh."
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"What are you doing? What are you doing?"
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"Alright, you kids, out!"
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"Ah, come on. We won't-come on, let's-"
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"Out! Shut up! I'm gonna kill that little one."
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"Rocco. Gentlemen and lady,"
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"I am planning to spread my operation to the north side."
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"Listen, these guys have never seen each other before tonight,"
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"and the Purple Flower Gang is behind bars, get it?"
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"- Got it. - Good."
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"Therefore, I am leaving the rest of the city to the four of you."
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"Are there any objections?"
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"Yeah. The Purple Flower Gang objects."
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"The Purple Flower Gang? I thought they were away for good."
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"Hey, if you're the Purple Flower Gang, why you wearing white carnations?"
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"You know how tough it is to get purple flowers, baby?"
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"I thought you guys were in the state pen."
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"We busted out yesterday."
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"Oh yeah?"
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"Me and the boys sure are tired."
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"Yeah, exhausted."
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"Fatigued."
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"And very hungry."
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"Oh, sure. Waiters!"
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"No, don't bother the waiters-"
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"No, little water here is fine."
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"Water and bread is fine. I'm used to water and bread."
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"What are you talking about? You've got to eat something."
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"I'd like a dish of spaghetti like you guys and maybe"
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"a side of ravioli with some grated cheese."
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"You want four dinners? Right. Okay, kids, four dinners!"
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"Wait a minute! Before the Purple Flower Gang eats anywhere,"
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"we checks out the kitchen to make sure the food ain't poison."
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"Right."
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"I usually bring a dog along to check for poison."
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"Well, w-w-where is he?"
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"He hates Italian food."
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"One of us has got to go and get the inspector."
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"Okay, let's choose for it."
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"Okay, pick a number between one and ten."
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"Um, fourteen."
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"Right. Peter, you go."
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"Huh? What about my spaghetti?"
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"Nobody leaves the meeting."
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"Oh yeah? Who says so?"
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"This gun says so."
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"Oh yeah? Well, this gun says I go."
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"Oh yeah. Hurry back."
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"And for you, O'Leary, I got this little corner."
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"Just a minute, Fuselli. The Syndicate has always believed"
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"in maintaining the status quo, ho ho. Waiter, some water!"
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"I'll tell him."
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"You want a vote, huh? Okay, O'Leary, we're gonna have a vote."
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"Water, sir."
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"If we are going to have a vote, get that Purple guy in here."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Yeah, let's have a vote. That's democratic."
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"T'all depends on who's counting the votes."
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"Yeah."
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"Okay, let's vote."
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"Fellas, before we take a vote, why don't we calm"
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"ourselves down with a toast? Waiter! Some wine."
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"Eh, I'll tell him."
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