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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - The Actor (S01E01)

"# Are you feeling the feeling? #"
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"# Feeling the feeling #"
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"# That I'm feeling #"
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"# That we're feeling. #"
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"Yeah!"
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"- Thank you very much. - Thank you, Mel."
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"- Thanks, Mel. - Thank you, Murray."
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"Um, we're Flight of the Conchords"
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"from New Zealand."
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"Ha! New Zealand."
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"And I just want to say thank you on behalf of Jemaine and myself..."
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"- Not... ...for coming out..."
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"- Not me. - Oh."
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"Well, just on behalf of myself, thank you for coming along tonight."
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"- Good night. - Yes!"
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"- Thank you. - Thanks."
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"Looks delicious."
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"I thought that went pretty well."
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"It was terrible."
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"It was just the wrong sort of crowd."
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"You can't call that a crowd."
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"Yeah, three's a crowd."
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"- Yeah. - That was definitely a crowd."
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"Excuse me, Bret? Jemaine?"
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"- Hi. - I was in the audience."
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"- Uh, you were the guy with the soup? - Yes, I was."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Oh yeah."
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"- What was the soup like? - It was good."
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"We get some free soup for doing the gig."
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"Oh. Hey look, watching you guys out there,"
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"I was blown away, man."
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"Your act is sensational."
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"- Oh, thank you. - Thank you."
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"Yeah, I love the attention to detail with your stage characters."
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"- Yeah. - The idea of a pair of naive idiots"
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"from New Zealand... it's so simple, it's genius."
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"You just pick an obscure backwards country"
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"that nobody knows anything about... very funny."
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"Very funny. So where are you guys from?"
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"The Julliard School of the Performing Arts?"
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"We're from New Zealand."
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"Okay, wh... New Zealand!"
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"I love New Zealand, it's... that's great!"
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"That's good information to find out."
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"L..."Lord of the Rings,""
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"Frodo."
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"The ring."
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"Anyway, don't let me bore you with my knowledge of New Zealand."
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"Here, in case you ever need my services,"
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"I'm gonna give you my card. I would love to work with you guys."
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"What do you do?"
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"I am a semiprofessional actor."
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"Wow."
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"Brilliant. I can't say it enough."
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"- Brilliant. - This says "Dry Cleaners.""
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"The other side. Written in pencil."
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"Oh, yup."
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"I thought you guys did really well."
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"Yeah, I thought it was good."
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"Maybe you could work on your crowd work, you know?"
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"Get more of a rapport with the audience,"
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"get them all clapping."
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"I tried to talk to a guy but he told me to shut up"
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"'cause he was reading the paper."
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"Oh, you don't disturb people reading the paper, Jemaine."
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"Could be big news he was getting into."
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"We need to get bigger audiences."
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"I know, I thought this one would be big."
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"What am I doing wrong?"
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"Maybe it's something we're doing wrong."
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"Would it help if our music was better?"
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"Possibly, yeah."
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"It doesn't matter how good your music is"
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"if no one's there to hear it."
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"What about if we give out some free pencils?"
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"No, you're not in New Zealand now, Bret."
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"I know, but we gave them out, remember that?"
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"We got a box of 20 pencils..."
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"- Yeah. ...and that night..."
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"- 20 people. ...20... everyone was there."
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"I know... I know, all the bands did it."
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"This is America. It's different."
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"Murray, did you manage to get us a record deal?"
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"- Probably not, I guess. - Good guess. Nothing."
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"Not even a "Thanks for the demo. We're not interested."
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"But thanks again for trying..."
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"every day.""
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"- Say it. - Cheer up, Murray."
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"Cheer up."
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"# Cheer up, Murray, don't let it get you down #"
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"# Pick yourself up off the ground #"
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"# It's gonna be all right #"
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"# Cheer up, Murray #"
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"# You look a little sad #"
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"# Your life ain't so bad #"
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"# Just think of all the good times #"
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"# Remember your"
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"# You threw a great big party #"
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"# And all of your friends were there for you #"
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"# Jemaine, Greg and me #"
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"# We brought you a cake in the shape #"
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"# Of a four and a three #"
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"# 'Cause we all thought you were 43 #"
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"# You've got a dog #"
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"# He loves you, Murray #"
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"# It's one hell of a dog #"
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"# It's an English bulldog #"
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"# You've got a car, don't you, Murray? #"
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"# It's an '03 Accord #"
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"# Only one previous owner #"
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"# And you've got a job #"
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"# You've got all of your limbs #"
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"# You've got a sensitive nose #"
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"# And you do tai kwan do #"
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"# You're good at matching your ties to your clothes #"
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"# You've got a wife, though she comes and go-o-oes #"
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"# Some people don't return your calls #"
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"# They don't return your calls #"
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"# People will call you "Ginger Balls" #"
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"# They'll call you "Ginger Balls" #"
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