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Clips from Samurai Jack - Jack and the Scotsman: Part 1 (S01E01)

"AKU: Long ago in a distant land,"
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"I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness,"
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"unleashed an unspeakable evil."
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"But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword"
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"stepped forth to oppose me."
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"(SWORDS CLASHING)"
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"Before the final blow was struck,"
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"I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future,"
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"where my evil is law."
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"Now the fool seeks to return to the past"
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"and undo the future that is Aku."
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"♪ Got to get back"
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"♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack"
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"♪ Watch out"
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"♪ Got to get back"
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"♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack"
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"♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack"
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"♪ Got to get back"
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"♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack"
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"♪ Watch out"
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"♪ Got to get back"
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"♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack"
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"♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack"
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"♪ Got to get back"
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"♪ Jack, Jack , Jack, Jack"
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"♪ Watch... Watch out"
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"♪ Got to get back"
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"♪ Jack, Jack, Jack"
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"♪ Samurai Jack"
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"♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack ♪"
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"(BIRD TWEETING)"
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"(BIRDS CHIRPING)"
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"(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(CREAKING)"
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"(BIRDS CHIRPING)"
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"(WIND WHOOSHES)"
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"(CREAKING)"
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"(WIND WHISTLING)"
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"(CREAKING)"
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"(SNAPPING)"
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"(BAGPIPE PLAYING)"
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"(MUSIC PLAYING LOUDER)"
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"(MUSIC CONTINUES)"
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"(IN SCOTTISH ACCENT) By the look on your face,"
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"I can tell you like the pipes, wee laddie."
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"(CONTINUES PLAYING)"
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"Please. I don't mean to interrupt,"
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"but am I close to the end of this bridge?"
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"No, far from it."
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"I've been traipsing across this bridge for days now."
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"Mmm."
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"Seems I have a long way to go still."
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"I should be on my way."
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"Um, excuse me."
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"What do you expect me to do?"
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"Just stand aside."
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"And risk falling over the side for a perfect stranger?"
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"Away and bow your head."
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"You stand aside!"
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"My destination lies at the opposite end of the bridge."
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"And you'll get there after you back up,"
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"and I reach that end of the bridge first."
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"That would waste too much time, and time is what I don't have."
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"So you think you're better than me 'cause you're in a hurry."
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"Well, I'm in a hurry, too."
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"But, no, you didn't figure that, did you?"
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"That I might be an equal?"
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"No!"
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"You just consider yourself superior right off."
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"You're rude."
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"You mistake my comment, sir."
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"Do I? You think I'm dumb, too?"
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"No, I..."
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"Look, we are both in a hurry,"
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"so I shall hang from these planks, and you may walk right over."
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"So you get a peek up me kilt?"
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"That is not what I am suggesting."
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"So you say, you plucky face hinoot."
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"What did you call me?"
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"So you're deaf, too, you clog-tailed cutty drake."
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"I'll tell you what we're going to do."
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"We'll fight for it to the finish."
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"I do not think there is any need to--"
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"Listen, you boony, blithering numbthet,"
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"the only way for you to get across this bridge"
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"is to beat me in combat."
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"Now, are you a man or a worthless bloke like I know you are?"
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"I'm calling you a coward!"
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"I fear no man."
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"Ooh! That's some tough talk"
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"coming from a man who wears a basket on his head."
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"I carry me haggis in a basket."
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"You might even make me shiver if you weren't dressed in a nightgown."
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"You look like my nanny."
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"You call that thing dangling off your hip a sword?"
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"Looks like a butter knife."
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"You won't hurt anyone wielding a piece of tin foil around."
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"You'd be better off using your slippers for a weapon."
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"This is a sword."
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"And it's bigger than yours."
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"What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-wearing,"
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"basket-face, slipper-wielding..."
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"(BABBLING) (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"...gather up and play more blithering domino,"
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"Jessie off-looking stoner..."
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"(BABBLING)"
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"...milk-drinking, sorry-faced..."
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"(BABBLING)"
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"...sniveling worm..."
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"(BABBLING)"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Aw. You're gonna weep now?"
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"(LAUGHING) Shall I pause while you mourn your hat?"
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"I can play a melancholy tune to go with your weeping."
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"(HISSING)"
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"You've done it now."
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"I'm going to turn your head into a flour sifter."
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"(GROWLING)"
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"(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)"
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