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Clips from Upload - The Grey Market (S01E01)

"Shit. Hey."
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"I trusted you."
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"Who's this, now?"
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"This is Dylan."
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"- What? - Yeah. Heard all about"
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"your little field trip to the Grey Zone."
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"Turns out the puberty patch was female."
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"- Oh. - You guys effed up."
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"Dude, biology 101."
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"It says "XX," not "XY.""
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"How am I supposed to know? I thought it just meant"
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"he's gonna be, like, extra, extra manly."
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"- Oh, hey... - Haven't you ever seen boobs before?"
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"The... They're for feeding babies."
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"- Yummy. - Oh, grow up. Creep."
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"- Yikes. I'm-I'm really sorry. - Mm."
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"This has Luke's greasy fingerprints all over it."
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"Where is that Hurt Lockin' asshole?"
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"Found him."
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"And he's right where he's not supposed to be."
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"I'm really sorry."
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"Oh, fuck."
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"- What are you doing? - What does it look like?"
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"I told you to keep your dead ass away from our living visitors."
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"Ma'am, do you know he's an upload"
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"from our permanent resident floors?"
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"She doesn't care. She thinks that's hot."
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"- Wait, what? You're an upload? - Mm-hmm."
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"Yeah. No, that's fine. That's totally cool."
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"I can totally handle that. That's not weird."
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"That's not weird."
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"No, it's not weird."
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"Will you excuse me just a min..."
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"Get your ass back upstairs."
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"So, do you want to, you know, make out?"
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"Greg, dinner!"
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"Coming, Ma!"
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"Just fucking with some dead people."
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"Wh-Wh... Why?"
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"Well, this was the move of a true douchebag."
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"I know. I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry, dude... ette."
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"Poor kid."
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"Dylan, we all know that gender's a spectrum,"
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"so if this is your way of, you know, telling us"
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"that this body is more in line with your identity inside,"
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"that-that is just great."
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"And I'm sure we both support you."
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"- Yes, of course. 100%. - No."
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"I can tell this is not me."
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"Can you just change me back, please?"
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"Okay. But it's gonna take me hours to reprogram,"
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"so are you sure?"
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"Yeah, I'm sure."
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"Right."
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"Well, next time, I'll leave you with real grown-ups."
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"Oh, how's your dad? Fuck."
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"Smooth."
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"Those golfers staring at me"
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"was definitely the worst part."
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"Yeah, I can imagine."
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"I bet a lot of girls feel that way sometimes, too."
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"You know, when guys are only interested"
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"in their bodies."
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"I guess everybody wants to be treated like a person."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh... fuck, I missed your titties?"
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"They're the talk of the lobby."
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"Hey, not cool, man."
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"Oh. Sorry. My bad."
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"Why do they have to program me so horny?"
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"I'm sure they'd remove it if they could."
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"Then why make our angels so freaking hot?"
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"Mine has legs that just won't quit."
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"You know, I was only a woman for a couple of hours,"
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"but that's demeaning."
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"I bet when you didn't have legs,"
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"you didn't want that to be the only thing"
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"people noticed about you."
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"Okay, PC Police."
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"I'll come back when you're fixed."
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"You know,"
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"I may still only have a 12-year-old's body,"
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"but I'm more mature than Luke."
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"Definitely."
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"But that's a pretty low bar, kid."
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"Call Josh Pitzer."
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"Hello, Mr. Pitzer."
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"Just confirming we're still on for 5:00."
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"This is the third time you've called to confirm."
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"We're still on."
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"I'll see you in two minutes."
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"Huh."
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"Car?"
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"Car, what-what are you doing?"
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"Stop. Stop."
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"Obey me!"
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"The heck?"
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"What's that noise?"
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"We're on wood?"
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"No, no, no. Car."
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"Car."
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"Car, stop!"
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"Oh, thank God."
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"Call for help."
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"Okay? Call your mom."
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"Something is wrong with my car, okay?"
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"Did you hear me? Call for help."
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"Yeah. Or... No, no, no."
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"Don't move. Damn it!"
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"No!"
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"Stop!"
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"Wait, wait! No!"
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"Stop!"
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"Ingrid, would you like to share"
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"what's upsetting you about Nathan?"
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