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Clips from Single Drunk Female - One Day at a Time (S01E01)

"Sorry."
Single Drunk Female
"‐It's okay. ‐Baby, can I have five minutes?"
Single Drunk Female
"I thought we said no more sponsees"
Single Drunk Female
"in the house, 'cause it's like you're the coach"
Single Drunk Female
"‐in Friday Night Lights. ‐I know, but you love"
Single Drunk Female
"‐that character. ‐I know, but I don't love"
Single Drunk Female
"‐being married to that character. ‐I know,"
Single Drunk Female
"but be my Connie Britton and just give me this five..."
Single Drunk Female
"Okay, Kyle Chandler, I love you. Five minutes."
Single Drunk Female
"‐Okay, I love you so much. ‐Love you back."
Single Drunk Female
"‐You're my world. I love you. ‐I love you. Beyond, beyond."
Single Drunk Female
"‐Yes. ‐(exhales)"
Single Drunk Female
"Okay, come on in."
Single Drunk Female
"Cool leggings."
Single Drunk Female
"Thanks. My wife makes these."
Single Drunk Female
"She's launching a girl‐power athleisure company."
Single Drunk Female
"Girl Boss‐ton."
Single Drunk Female
"Anyway, it's very funny, it's extremely cute."
Single Drunk Female
"‐And I think it's got a great message. ‐Plus she's super hot."
Single Drunk Female
"We've been together forever and I'm obsessed with her still."
Single Drunk Female
"Anyway, we have to go quick or she'll kill me. What's up?"
Single Drunk Female
"Basically, I need money. Like, a lot of it."
Single Drunk Female
"'Cause Brit wants me to pay for the party bus."
Single Drunk Female
"You'd think she'd be able to let that go"
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"since she's marrying my ex‐boyfriend, but no."
Single Drunk Female
"She hit me up today, while I was wearing a hairnet,"
Single Drunk Female
"‐elbow deep in meat. ‐That's a tough day."
Single Drunk Female
"And, um, I can't ask my mom"
Single Drunk Female
"for money again, 'cause she'll own me, so..."
Single Drunk Female
"Well, the good news is you don't have to do that."
Single Drunk Female
"Oh, okay, good. What do I do?"
Single Drunk Female
"Oh, um, I don't know. (short chuckle)"
Single Drunk Female
"(short laugh) What do you mean?"
Single Drunk Female
"Well, I'm not your financial advisor."
Single Drunk Female
"Part of your recovery is to act like an adult"
Single Drunk Female
"in the world and figure out a solution."
Single Drunk Female
"Um, so..."
Single Drunk Female
"Sorry, but..."
Single Drunk Female
"what is the point of talking to you?"
Single Drunk Female
"‐Pardon? ‐It's just, like, you can't help me"
Single Drunk Female
"figure out the money stuff."
Single Drunk Female
"You only tell me what not to do, so I'm just trying"
Single Drunk Female
"to figure out, like, what do you actually do?"
Single Drunk Female
"I help you stay sober in this moment."
Single Drunk Female
"Did you drink today?"
Single Drunk Female
"‐No, but... ‐Did you want to drink?"
Single Drunk Female
"Yes, that's why I came here."
Single Drunk Female
"That's great. I'm good at my job."
Single Drunk Female
"What about everything else?"
Single Drunk Female
"All of those problems‐‐ your mom, the money,"
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"your friends, your ex‐‐"
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"those all stem from your drinking."
Single Drunk Female
"So... so what do I do?"
Single Drunk Female
"Don't drink."
Single Drunk Female
"Right."
Single Drunk Female
"Okay, so I have to ask my mom for money."
Single Drunk Female
"Ooh, who said that?"
Single Drunk Female
"Sorry to interrupt."
Single Drunk Female
"I'm just grabbing Josh."
Single Drunk Female
"Thought you guys would be done now."
Single Drunk Female
"So... Hi, baby,"
Single Drunk Female
"‐hi. ‐(Josh yowls)"
Single Drunk Female
"Hi, Joshy boy."
Single Drunk Female
"Baby, we just need two more minutes."
Single Drunk Female
"Okay."
Single Drunk Female
"Okay, you are smart"
Single Drunk Female
"and you don't need to solve this problem right now."
Single Drunk Female
"The only thing you need to do is to stay sober today."
Single Drunk Female
"One day at a time."
Single Drunk Female
"Oh, boy, okay."
Single Drunk Female
"Thank you. Really nice to meet you."
Single Drunk Female
"Love the leggings."
Single Drunk Female
"Oh my God, thank you. Wait, don't leave,"
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"don't leave. I'll get you a pair."
Single Drunk Female
"No, honestly, it's fine."
Single Drunk Female
"‐Take Josh. ‐Yep."
Single Drunk Female
"Okay."
Single Drunk Female
"Um, what size are you?"
Single Drunk Female
"‐A small? ‐I would've guessed that."
Single Drunk Female
"They're so cute."
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"Hey, Mom?"
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"‐CAROL: Sam? ‐I need s... Yeah?"
Single Drunk Female
"You're early."
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"‐For what? ‐For nothing."
Single Drunk Female
"For... I was..."
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"I wasn't expecting you home."
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"I thought you had one of your meetings."
Single Drunk Female
"Oh, no, I only had two today."
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"'Cause I'm killing it."
Single Drunk Female
"You must be Samantha."
Single Drunk Female
"I am. Who are you?"
Single Drunk Female
"Bob. Bob Wolcowicz."
Single Drunk Female
"‐Bob is in my spiritual book club. ‐Yeah."
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"‐Ah. ‐We're seeing each other."
Single Drunk Female
"Romantically."
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"Well, I'm..."
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"very happy for you both."
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"You did lie. You lied. You want me out."
Single Drunk Female
"So you can slut, slut, slut!"
Single Drunk Female
"You... you keep your voice down."
Single Drunk Female
"He doesn't need to know how volatile you are!"
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"Me? I'm the problem."
Single Drunk Female
"(scoffs) You are the one who is kicking out your"
Single Drunk Female
"own daughter, your terribly in‐debt daughter,"
Single Drunk Female
"who might wind up in jail because she can't pay."
Single Drunk Female
"But, ooh, you would love that, wouldn't you?"
Single Drunk Female
"So you could be alone with Bob!"
Single Drunk Female
"Not about Bob!"
Single Drunk Female
"It's about me!"
Single Drunk Female
"I want to be alone in my own house sometimes."
Single Drunk Female
"It's not your house, it's Dad's house, it's all of our house!"
Single Drunk Female
"And now you want to talk about dad."
Single Drunk Female
"Samantha, I want to get my groove back."
Single Drunk Female
"I can't get my groove back when you are always here."
Single Drunk Female
"You are 28."
Single Drunk Female
"Why do you care who I date?!"
Single Drunk Female
"I don't know!"
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"("Give Thanks" by Swing Ting playing)"
Single Drunk Female
"♪ It's like one, two, three ♪"
Single Drunk Female
"♪ Big up the gyal dem wid di healthy body ♪"
Single Drunk Female
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