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Clips from Single Drunk Female - One Day at a Time (S01E01)

"That there? Okay."
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"The best piece of advice I can give you‐‐"
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"never ask the customers how thin they want it."
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"You do not want to deal with the politics."
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"All right, now."
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"There you go, let it fall nicely."
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"All right, all about the meat."
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"It's all in the shoulders, girl."
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"But you keep practicing, okay? You got this."
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"Okay."
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"(whispering): Sam! Sammy."
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"Get out! Abort!"
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"What?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"No way‐‐ Sam! What's up?"
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"‐It‐it's been a minute. ‐You're not wrong. (chuckles)"
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"Yeah, Brit told me you were back in town."
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"I was gonna call you, but, uh..."
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"(clears throat)"
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"I‐I didn't."
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"Hell... Hey, Sam."
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"Hey."
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"It's great to see you guys."
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"Yeah. No, we were just, we were just..."
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"we were, uh, grocery shopping and... (laughs)"
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"I know that sounds obvious."
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"But, um... this is great."
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"This is great."
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"You got a job."
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"And at Giovanni's. I mean..."
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"such good produce."
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"Really, really good, impressive."
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"Yeah, but she's just volunteering."
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"She usually helps the elderly with their groceries and such."
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"But I'm sure she could help you out just this once."
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"‐At a meat counter? ‐Felicia, it's fine."
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"Not just at the meat counter, Brit."
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"She's in all different departments, right?"
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"I just, I work here, that's it."
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"I work here, you know?"
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"This is my hairnet."
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"What? Since when? (laughs)"
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"I can never keep up with her, right?"
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"I'm gonna leave you to it."
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"(chuckles)"
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"(Joel clears his throat)"
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"‐So, uh, can we order something? Or we don't have to... ‐Oh, yeah. Mm‐hmm."
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"‐Sure. ‐Cool, uh,"
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"half a pound of that turkey pastrami, please."
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"Uh, how's your dad's contracting business going?"
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"Uh, you know what, it's actually Joel's business now."
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"‐Huh. ‐Yeah, my dad had to have his hips replaced,"
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"so I'm pretty lucky."
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"It's, um..."
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"it's a little more than half a pound."
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"‐Sorry about that. ‐It's okay."
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"It's perfect, great."
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"I'm really proud of you,"
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"Samantha. I know that"
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"it's not easy to start over."
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"Do you know where the tortillas are?"
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"I don't."
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"Okay. I'll find 'em."
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"It'll be fun, like a game or something."
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"‐Yeah. ‐See ya."
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"So, it's really lucky that I ran into you,"
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"'cause the insurance didn't totally cover the damage"
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"to the party bus and your part's $5,000."
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"You want me to pay you $5,000?"
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"‐Yeah. ‐Brit..."
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"come on, are you serious?"
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"You think I would be doing this"
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"if I had $5,000?"
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"Look, I'm sorry, but you did the damage,"
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"so you're gonna have to figure it out."
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"Look, this isn't my dream to have to ask you."
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"This is really hard."
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"It doesn't have to all be at once."
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"Thank you."
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"You're welcome."
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"Ooh, that was rough."
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"You ready to do the discount?"
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"Hey, Mindy, um, I've recently"
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"been hit with some unexpected expenses,"
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"and that plus what I owe the city‐‐ well, it's a lot."
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"‐Uh‐huh. ‐You know, I'm not sure if you kept my résumé,"
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"but if you did, you'd know that I graduated"
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"magna cum laude from NYU and"
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"I've managed teams of people, so yeah‐‐"
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"I'd love to throw my hat in the ring for that"
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"‐assistant management position. ‐(chuckles)"
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"Despite what you may have heard or witnessed,"
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"uh, I think I could hit this out of the park,"
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"in exchange for just a small salary bump."
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"You don't have a salary."
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"‐What? ‐Samantha,"
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"you can't even slice meat."
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"Okay, it's actually a lot more difficult than it looks,"
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"And I'm learning how to slice meat"
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"'cause Doris is a wonderful mentor."
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"I‐I just..."
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"Look, I am in a little bit of trouble here."
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"So if there is anything‐‐ like, really anything‐‐"
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"I would just love the chance to show you"
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"that I can excel here."
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"I will totally do that if you start doing even your job."
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"But great energy here."
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"♪"
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"Hi."
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"Oh, hi, sorry. Uh, I'm Samantha."
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"I'm looking for Olivia."
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"Oh, I thought you were my burrito."
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"‐Oh. ‐Oh, hey."
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"Hey, sorry, I tried calling."
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"Oh. Yeah. We're about to go jogging."
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"This is Samantha. She's one my sponsees."
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"Oh, hi, Samantha. I'm Stephanie."
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"Hi, Stephanie, it's nice to meet you."
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"It's pronounced "Stefani,""
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"like Gwen."
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