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Clips from Feast of Love

"My, my. You're even more beautiful out of the rain."
Feast of Love
"Now, how is it possible that you were unattached?"
Feast of Love
"Well, I have impossibly high standards."
Feast of Love
"So, you think this place is haunted?"
Feast of Love
"Well, my wife does."
Feast of Love
"Well, that's okay. We're not afraid of ghosts."
Feast of Love
"Hey, what happened?"
Feast of Love
"Did you see the video guy? Did you talk to him?"
Feast of Love
"- What'd he say? - Yeah, easy, sleazy."
Feast of Love
"- What'd he say? - Here, here."
Feast of Love
"That's it?"
Feast of Love
"- Two hundred and forty bucks? - Well, nobody's ordering it."
Feast of Love
"- What do you mean nobody's ordering it? - It's not hot enough."
Feast of Love
"- What? - That's what he said."
Feast of Love
"- It's totally hot. You said so yourself. - Yeah, I know."
Feast of Love
"But, I mean, I'm just a little old girl."
Feast of Love
"You guys are too in love, he says. You laugh and shit."
Feast of Love
"I guess when it comes to porn, that's a drag."
Feast of Love
"This isn't enough for a place with a foyer."
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"Hey."
Feast of Love
"Hey, we all got dreams."
Feast of Love
"I mean, I want to buy new tits and a hybrid."
Feast of Love
"Oh..."
Feast of Love
"Tell your friend he's an asshole."
Feast of Love
"Yes?"
Feast of Love
"Hi. I left my bike out on the street. Is it gonna be safe?"
Feast of Love
"Laurel and Hardy says it is."
Feast of Love
"Tarot reading is $12, palm reading, $12."
Feast of Love
"Guaranteed prediction of the future $20."
Feast of Love
"Well, can't get the future for free."
Feast of Love
"Okay, honey, what you want to know about?"
Feast of Love
"I have this boyfriend, Oscar."
Feast of Love
"Handsome boy, almost pretty. That the one?"
Feast of Love
"Okay, we'll start with a palm reading. You sit there."
Feast of Love
"When did this Oscar pass over?"
Feast of Love
"Pass over? You mean die?"
Feast of Love
"No, Oscar didn't die. He's fine. He's just fine."
Feast of Love
"Well, we can always ask the cards."
Feast of Love
"I've seen better cards, I'll say that."
Feast of Love
"Honey..."
Feast of Love
"It's important to take the future with a grain of salt."
Feast of Love
"I want the truth, Mrs. Maggarolian."
Feast of Love
"Both Laurel and Hardy are telling me"
Feast of Love
"that his future prospects are not so hot."
Feast of Love
"I didn't see that much of your future, so I'm gonna give you a little refund."
Feast of Love
"Stop on your way home and get Oscar"
Feast of Love
"a couple of cheeseburgers and some French fries."
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"He'll love that."
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"If you really love him..."
Feast of Love
"People can keep other people alive."
Feast of Love
"Trust me on that."
Feast of Love
"CHLOE: Oscar?"
Feast of Love
"Oscar."
Feast of Love
"- Oscar, wake up. - What? I'm up."
Feast of Love
"Hi."
Feast of Love
"- Hey. - Hi."
Feast of Love
"- What's that? - I brought you cheeseburgers."
Feast of Love
"Oh, nice. I was just dreaming about cheeseburgers."
Feast of Love
"Hey."
Feast of Love
"Marry me."
Feast of Love
"- What? - Let's get married. You and me."
Feast of Love
"Really?"
Feast of Love
"Yeah. Yes. Of course I'll marry you."
Feast of Love
"She's sorry she couldn't be here. She's writing up an offer."
Feast of Love
"She's dying to meet you, by the way."
Feast of Love
"From what I've seen out the window, she's quite a looker."
Feast of Love
"Oh, is she ever! I mean, what the heck she sees in me I..."
Feast of Love
"I don't know."
Feast of Love
"- Must be your inner beauty. - Or all that free coffee."
Feast of Love
"Honestly, I feel like I'm the luckiest man alive. I..."
Feast of Love
"She is this force of nature. I mean, she is so smart"
Feast of Love
"and so sexy."
Feast of Love
"Totally unpredictable."
Feast of Love
"It's like living with a wild animal, or..."
Feast of Love
"Never mind."
Feast of Love
"David?"
Feast of Love
"Mmm?"
Feast of Love
"Bradley asked me to marry him."
Feast of Love
"(CLEARS THROAT)"
Feast of Love
"Bradley, the coffee guy?"
Feast of Love
"Mmm-hmm."
Feast of Love
"(LAUGHING)"
Feast of Love
"Uh..."
Feast of Love
"What did you say? How did you get out of that one?"
Feast of Love
"I didn't, actually. I said yes."
Feast of Love
"What do you mean, you said yes? You..."
Feast of Love
"You're going to marry him? You're going to marry him."
Feast of Love
"You're going to tear this guy apart."
Feast of Love
"- You know that. - Oh, come on."
Feast of Love
"That's what you do to the nice ones, Diana. Come on, I know you."
Feast of Love
"- Oh, Jesus, David. I'm not that bad. - I know every square inch of you."
Feast of Love
"Yes, you are that bad. You and me, we're the same like that."
Feast of Love
"- We're mean and ill-tempered. - Really? Well, not around Bradley, I'm not."
Feast of Love
"When I'm with him, I'm nice. I'm actually a nice person, David..."
Feast of Love
"- Really? ...some of the time."
Feast of Love
"Okay. Well, if you're so fucking nice, what are you doing here with me?"
Feast of Love
"I don't know. We're having sex, I guess. That's what we do, you and me."
Feast of Love
"We have sex and we drink wine. We drink wine and we have sex."
Feast of Love
"Yeah."
Feast of Love
"Mmm-hmm."
Feast of Love
"Okay. All right, so if you are going to marry this guy..."
Feast of Love
"I am gonna marry him."
Feast of Love
"If you're going to marry this Bradley person"
Feast of Love
"shouldn't you at least try to be with him exclusively?"
Feast of Love
"You're the one with the wedding ring, not me."
Feast of Love
"- Yeah, it's not the same thing. - Yes, it is."
Feast of Love
"No, it's not the same thing!"
Feast of Love
"You're going to enter into a marriage, a first-timer."
Feast of Love
"You haven't even tried to be faithful to this guy?"
Feast of Love
"I was faithful to Karen for 11 fucking years!"
Feast of Love
"I gave that marriage everything that I had."
Feast of Love
"- Oh, Jesus Christ! - What have you given this guy, huh?"
Feast of Love
"What have you given him? Do you even love him?"
Feast of Love
"- David, I'm done with this! - Do you love him?"
Feast of Love
"I find him exceedingly lovable."
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"Yeah, that's not what I asked."
Feast of Love
"- Do you love him? - I don't know, David. I suppose..."
Feast of Love
"Wake the fuck up!"
Feast of Love
"What is wrong with you?"
Feast of Love
"Get out of my house. Get the fuck out of my house!"
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