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Clips from Betas - Kid Charlemagne (S01E01)

"(chuckles): Thanks for the vote of ambivalence."
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"(mutters): Yeah."
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"All right."
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"♪"
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"Hi, I'm Trey Barrett, founder of..."
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"It's for your computer."
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"You might know me better as the guy ValleySmash..."
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"♪"
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"He hacked Facebook because he's a fucking genius."
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"And he got a billionaire laid simply because he cares."
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"Mitchell here graduated high school at 15."
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"Great, it's like "Children of the Corn.""
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"So is that a good thing or a bad thing?"
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"Doesn't matter. At least they know who we are."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna get a little distance, just in case."
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"For sure."
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"I saw your video."
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"Impressive."
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"It's no Keyboard Cat,"
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"but you definitely made Jordan eat her words."
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"Thank you."
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"I-I'm surprised you're talking to me."
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"Oh, it's not by choice."
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"The Murch asked me to keep tabs on you."
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"Ah, so I'm, like, the troublemaker now."
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"I think you've always been the troublemaker."
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"And you're The Murch's guard dog."
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"So what, we're just gonna pretend"
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"to hate each other for the next three months?"
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"Uh, I don't like being predictable,"
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"and you know, it seems like you could stand to, you know..."
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"I don't. Stand to what?"
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"Loosen up."
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"Every time I see you in a crowded place..."
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"I mean, we're at a party and you're all alone."
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"Well, every time I see you,"
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"you're scheming to sneak behind my back."
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"Maybe it makes me a little wary."
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"Well, if we worked together, maybe..."
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"We'll see."
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"Have you... evaluated it?"
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"Oh, yeah. It's better than sex."
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"How would you know?"
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"Zing! It jokes?!"
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"Seriously, though, this thing is like Oculus Rift for your dick."
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"- (mechanical buzzing) - Total. Sensory. Overload."
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"(squishing)"
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"Interesting."
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"It has a self-lubricating mechanism?"
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"Ooh, must have missed a spot."
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"(chuckles): Dude, your face! Priceless."
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"(laughter)"
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"♪ He hot, he fly, he stoned, he's hot ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, he got it goin' on, hey, got me checking my phone... ♪"
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"Disobedience is often a sign of greatness."
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"When I was your age, I dodged the draft"
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"and ran sound for The Grateful Dead."
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"That's how I hooked up with Owsley"
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"and built our first LSD lab."
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"Wow, the team and I just want to say that we appreciate..."
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"Spare me the fuckin' rub 'n tug, okay, pal?"
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"Point is, hype is cheap. Delivering is what's important."
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"If we had dropped some weak shit back in '67,"
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"San Francisco never would've experienced the Summer of Love."
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"Owsley and I gave the world White Lightning,"
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"Jefferson Airplane, public orgies."
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"Your little stunt got everybody's attention, Barrett,"
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"but now, you better deliver."
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"♪ He hot, he fly, he stoned, he's hot ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, he got it goin' on, hey, got me checking my phone ♪"
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"♪ Every other minute, got me checking my phone ♪"
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"♪ He hot, he fly, he stoned, he's hot ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, he got it goin' on, hey, got me checking my phone ♪"
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"♪ Every other minute, got me checking my phone... ♪"
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"♪"
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