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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Seven-tween Again (S12E12)

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"GENE: So we got to find"
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"pretend jobs for this Life Skills project?"
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"ALEX: Yup."
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"‐And a pretend apartment? ‐Uh‐huh."
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"‐And make a pretend budget? ‐Mm‐hmm."
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"Why is school always trying to teach us stuff?"
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"I mean, when you and I grow up and become famous robo‐DJs‐‐"
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"half‐human, half‐robot‐‐"
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"we can hire full robots to do our life skills stuff for us."
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"We don't need this type of training."
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"I like this project. Pretend budget money?"
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"We can pretend‐buy whatever we want."
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"Like toothpaste,"
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"but a kind with sugar in it."
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"Oh, is there a sugary toothpaste?"
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"There is if you add sugar to it."
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"LINDA: Oh, there goes another one."
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"Look at the hair, look at that bounce."
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"Ever since that hair salon opened up next door,"
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"you think every woman walking by just came from there."
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"She did. I can tell."
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"She's got that "I just got my hair done"
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"at a fancy salon" walk."
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"If you're so curious about that place,"
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"why don't you just go in?"
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"Get a trim or whatever."
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"Their‐their least expensive trim."
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"I can't."
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"Gretchen's been doing my hair for years,"
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"and I would never."
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"‐Okay. ‐I don't even want her"
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"to know I'm looking, which I'm not."
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"Gretchen knows if you so much as got a trim"
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"in the last year from someone else."
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"Haven't seen you in a while, Georgia."
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"‐Your bangs look nice. ‐Oh, thanks."
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"‐Who did this?! ‐It was nothing, it was nothing."
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"‐It was a‐a tiny trim. I was... ‐Out! Out!"
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"‐Get out of my chair! ‐Aah!"
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"Okay, Linda. You're up."
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"Besides, uh, I like going to Gretchen's,"
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"even though sometimes she smokes a cigarette"
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"right before she does my hair"
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"and it makes my hair smell like cigarettes."
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"And one time she cut my ear,"
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"but she pretended it was already cut."
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"She called it my "bleeding ear problem.""
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"I mean, she's great!"
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"(chuckles): I‐I'm‐I'm perfectly happy."
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"I‐I don't think she can hear you."
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"You never know."
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"(Gene screams)"
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"Wha‐‐ What's the matter?"
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"‐What's the matter, sweetie? ‐Are you okay, Gene?"
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"Pube...!"
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"‐Huh. ‐I think that's a chest hair,"
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"not technically a pube,"
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"unless you have a really long crotch."
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"Thanks a lot, Tina."
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"I bet I caught puberty from you. (grunts)"
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"I'm not ready to be an adult!"
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"Before you know it, I'm gonna be a pile of dust and bones"
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"holding onto an electric saxophone probably!"
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"As if the Life Skills thing at school wasn't enough,"
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"now my own sweet body is telling me to grow up."
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"Go away, pube. I don't want a 401(k)!"
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"‐Aw, Gene. ‐It's not a pube."
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"You know, Gene, besides the body hair"
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"and pimples and armpit odor"
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"and mood swings and neck sweat, puberty's great."
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"Why is Gene's pube gray?"
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"Even my puberty is growing up too fast!"
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"Hmm. That didn't put up much of a fight."
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"‐Aah! ‐It's a match: old man gray."
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"Oh... Dad's chest hair must have stuck on me this morning"
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"when I gave him his surprise shower‐hug."
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"It's not really a surprise when you do it every single day."
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"Oh, thank God I'm not pube‐ing out."
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"I'm still a beautiful baby boy."
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"Yes, you are. (kissing noises) Yeah."
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"Actually, you're a tween."
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"Not a boy, not yet a woman."
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"I'm not "tween" anything."
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"I'm securely in the child column."
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"Mother, I'm gonna need extra chicken at dinner."
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"This shook me to my core."
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"I thought I lost you, smoothie."
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"ALEX: So, I made a pretend grocery list."
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"And I started looking for our dream apartment:"
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"two bedroom, one bathroom and water slide."
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"We can meet at my house every day after school"
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"this week and build our dream lives."
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"I can't believe you're enjoying this."
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"‐I'm freaking out! ‐It's not so bad."
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"You're not the one who had the pube scare."
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"Our childhoods are zipping by, and we're just expected"
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"to wake up one day and put on big‐boy pants?"
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"I hate pants!"
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"We're getting graded on this, so..."
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"‐how's the fake job hunt going? ‐Did you hear me, Alex?"
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"I had an almost‐pube!"
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"I haven't had time to job‐hunt."
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"You should check out the job board at the community center."
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"That's where I found my pretend telemarketing gig,"
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"which pays nine big ones an hour,"
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"plus a small commission,"
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"whatever that means. I assume it means gold."
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"(groans) Fine."
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"I'll go look at the job board,"
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"but I'm not gonna just settle for anything."
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"I need full benefits and 12 weeks of vacation."
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"I know what I'm worth."
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"Well, time to grow up, I guess."
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"You two should head home."
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"Louise, you still have your youth."
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"Get out there and just be a kid."
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"And, Tina, it's too late for you."
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"But take care of Louise as you trudge towards death."
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"‐Okay. ‐Okay?"
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