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Clips from Avenue 5 - And Then He's Gonna Shoot Off... (S01E01)

"Let us bid them au revoir."
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"Not that, I mean, uh..."
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"Bon voyage."
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"In the name of all of us,"
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"we do thus dispatch these herein to..."
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"the deep and who knows?"
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"Who... knows?"
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"-(DEVICE BEEPS) -Drop the coffin."
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"(MACHINE WHIRS)"
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"Great, keep me posted on that. Gravity reset in one minute."
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"-Do Avenue 5 know? -Uh..."
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"-Space is a vacuum. -Oh."
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"That means that a piano falls at the same rate"
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"as a feather or a baby girl."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this might seem like"
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"we're just sending these bodies scrunched up, dead in a box, out into space."
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"It might seem random, pointless..."
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"without redeeming value."
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"Goodbye."
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"You are getting confused with gravity and mass."
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"They're the same."
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"-No, they are not. And you know how I know that? -(RYAN STUTTERS)"
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"Because they're two different words."
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"Maybe-- Maybe-- Maybe we just calm this down."
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"Maybe we ramp it the fuck up. (GRUNTS)"
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"-Oh, Christ, I hate space. -(JUDD GRUNTS)"
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"Mission control must have reset the gravity."
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"AUTOMATED VOICE: Gravity reset in 30 seconds."
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"Fix that delay."
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"(ALL GROAN)"
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"Oh, for fuck's sake! I so hate gravity, too."
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"(CLAMORING)"
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"(MATT GRUNTS)"
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"-KAREN: Thank you. -You wanna sing?"
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"-No! All right, people. Details to me, please. -DOUG: Sorry."
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"I'm gonna go do a full inventory of human damage."
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"Frank, speak up, I can't hear you."
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"-Zombies! -(SCREAMING)"
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"Zombies!"
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"Okay, those aren't zombies."
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"Those are just the dismembered corpses of our dead friends."
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"Oh, shit, an arm! An elbow!"
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"Keep listing body parts, that'll fix it."
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"A hand!"
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"All right! No more will we be treated like cattle"
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"if anyone can remember them."
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"My grandfather ran a dairy farm--"
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"-Hey! -Oh, really?"
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"-There you go. You all right? -Thank you."
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"(RYAN EXHALES)"
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"I really thought we were gonna turn a corner today,"
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"but now we got Tutankhamen Joe and three giant"
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"fucking packed lunches circling the ship."
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"Together, we start to fight back!"
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"-Yes! -(CHEERING)"
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"-Come on! Right? -Eat the rich!"
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"No, not that. Come on, who's with me?"
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"(CHEERING)"
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"-Open a file on Karen Kelly. -ALL (CHANTING) Karen!"
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"No, they're turning a corner. A never-ending one."
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"(IN ENGLISH ACCENT) We are black belt ballsing this up right now."
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"(IN AMERICAN ACCENT) Hey! How's it going?"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Iris, come find me. I'm in chickens."
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"ALL: (CHANTING) Karen!"
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"-(DEVICE BEEPS) -IRIS: Fact check how long dictatorships last"
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"after the first bout of chanting."
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"(CHANTING CONTINUES)"
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"-(DEVICE BEEPS) -Also, ask Mission Control"
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"what the fuck is going on with the gravity."
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"Pull through, Iris. Pull through."
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"♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪"
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