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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Simone (S02E02)

"♪ I have always been a woman who arranges things ♪"
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"♪ For the pleasure and the profit it derives ♪"
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"♪ I have always been a woman who arranges things ♪"
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"♪ Like furniture ♪"
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"♪ And daffodils ♪"
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"♪ And lives... ♪"
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"♪ If you want your sister courted ♪"
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"♪ Brother wed, or cheese imported ♪"
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"♪ Just leave everything to me ♪"
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"♪ If you want your roof inspected ♪"
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"♪ Eyebrows tweezed, or bills collected ♪"
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"♪ Just leave everything to me ♪"
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"♪ If you want your daughter dated ♪"
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"♪ Or some marriage consummated for a rather modest fee... ♪"
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"(overlapping chatter)"
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"B. Altman. Where may I direct your call?"
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"I will connect you."
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"B. Altman. Where may I direct your call?"
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"I will connect you."
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"B. Altman. Where may I direct your call? I will connect you."
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"B. Altman. Where may I direct your call?"
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"-I will connect you. -B. Altman."
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"Where may I direct your call? I will connect you."
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"B. Altman. Where may I direct your call?"
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"I will connect you."
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"B. Altman. Where may I direct your call?"
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"Aah! Too many calls. I can't!"
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"Hold on! I will connect you."
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"♪ Just leave everything to me ♪"
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"♪ If you want your culture rounded... ♪"
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"B. Altman. Where may I direct your call?"
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"Head between your knees."
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"I will connect you."
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"B. Altman. Where may I direct your call?"
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"I will connect you."
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"Twisted! I'm twisted!"
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"♪ The whole procedure... ♪"
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"B. Altman. Where may I direct your call?"
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"Breathe, honey, breathe."
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"I will connect you."
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"ENID: Midge, help!"
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"B. Altman. Where may I direct your call?"
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"DORIS: Midge, help!"
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"B. Altman. Where may I direct your call?"
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"I will connect you."
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"Whew! You'd think we were giving away Pat Boone tickets."
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"Gosh. You're amazing."
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"I've had a lot of practice."
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"Try manning the Revlon counter on a Free Makeover Friday."
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"-Makeup counter? -Yup."
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"-You were in the show. -What's it like?"
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"-I hear there's music. -And lunch breaks."
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"-And air. -It is all of that and more."
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"Sounds like heaven."
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"It was."
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"GINGER: So, how come you landed here?"
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"I hit a rough patch."
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"There was an incident named Penny."
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"Bottom line is, I am not a tramp"
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"and someday I'm gonna be back at that counter."
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"But until then..."
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"B. Altman. Where may I connect your call?"
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"(overlapping chatter)"
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"♪ To... ♪"
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"♪ Me! ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(phone ringing)"
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"Fuck off."
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"(phone continues ringing)"
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"Yeah?"
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"MAN: Hi. Is this Susie Myerson?"
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"-No. -Well, can I speak with Susie Myerson?"
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"-Why? -I'm Morris Abramson."
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"I'm a booker out of Pennsylvania."
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"I'd like to talk about a client of hers."
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"Oh. Oh. Yes. This is Susie Myerson."
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"Uh, what did you say your name was?"
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"Uh, Abramson. Morris Abramson."
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"Morris, nice to meet you."
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"Uh, hey, wh-where did you get this number, by the way?"
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"MORRIS: Uh, from the card you gave me?"
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"You're kidding. That worked?"
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"Yes. Listen, I'm interested in your girl-- Mrs. Maisel."
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"Mm. Yeah, she's hot right now."
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"I heard about the show she did with Lenny Bruce."
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"Oh, yeah, great show. A star was born."
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"Well, I was wondering what her availabilities are in February."
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"Oh, wow. Boy, I wish you'd called a week ago"
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"before I said yes to those two weeks in Reno,"
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"but I'll see what I can do."
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"Uh, hold on. Let me get my book."
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"Shit, I got to get a book."
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"B. Altman. Where may I direct your call?"
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"I will connect you. Enid."
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"B. Altman. Where may I direct your call?"
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"I will connect you. Doris."
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"B. Altman. Where may I direct your call?"
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"I will connect you. Ginger."
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"B. Altman. Where may I direct your call?"
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"I will connect you. Midge."
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"B. Altman. Where may I direct your call?"
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"SUSIE: Right up your ass."
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"You're in a good mood."
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"I am. Hey, why does every girl there sound"
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"like a guy who's just been kicked in the nuts?"
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"What do you want, Susie?"
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"I want to tell you it worked."
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"-What worked? -The card. The card worked."
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"One of the guys that I gave it to called. He wants you."
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"Not just for a hand job. He wants to book you in"
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"-a goddamn club in Philadelphia! -Really?"
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"(laughing) Fuckin' A."
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"Yeah. Two other calls came in also."
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"Newspapers. They heard all about the Lenny Bruce gig,"
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"and they want to know all about you."
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"We have gotten over the hump, sister."
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"The rebuilding has begun."
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"Philadelphia. Wow. That's exciting."
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"No, it's not. There's nothing exciting about Philadelphia."
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"Well, I've never been, and I've always wanted to go."
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