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Clips from Solar Opposites (2020) - The Gargoyle Ray (S03E03)

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"- Goddammit, Terrance! - You rang?"
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"- Of course, I fucking rang."
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"Did we or did we not decide to paint an accent ceiling?"
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"- Yass."
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"- And did we or did we not decide to paint it eggshell white?"
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"The whitest of all whites."
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"The Kaley Cuoco of whites."
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"The "calling the cops on a barbecue" of whites."
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"- Sounds famil."
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"- Then what in holy Gragnor's Crack is this?"
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"- Hot dog consensually railing a cupcake!"
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"Painted it last night after I smoked some meth from my English pipe."
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"It's a red velvet cupcake so you know it's c-lassy."
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"Ahh, you broke my Pipe-r Perabo!"
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"- Ha, missed me, sucka!"
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"- Choke on some of this lattice red paint!"
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"TERRY: Ah, yeah! [Jesse grunting]"
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"- Stop it! Stop it all of you!"
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"This was supposed to be something we did as a family."
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"Like playing golf or when we got that portrait"
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"where we were all in black turtlenecks and gold chains"
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"like Death Row Records."
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"- Hi, Terry! - Oh, hells no."
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"Pupa can't join in. He always gets paint all over himself,"
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"and then we don't know what color he really is."
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"- Yeah, remember when we thought he was purple"
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"and had to sacrifice that virgin e-sports kid?"
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"- Shame he died a virgin, but at least he wasn't buried as one."
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"- What's done is done."
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"Now, as leader of this family and unquestioned star of the show,"
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"I decree we paint the ceiling white."
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"- Well, I don't decree that bullshite. Do you guys decree that?"
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"- No! - Kree-aw from Captain Marvel?"
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"- Okay, I've heard all of your well-thought-out arguments"
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"and decided on a course of action."
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"- The fuck you gonna do with that gargoyle ray, fart face."
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"- Oh nothing. Just gonna freeze you guys for a while"
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"so I can finally do what I want!"
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"[grunting] Dammit."
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"- Now, Phil, Dr. Sarner said"
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"this was the best dialysis machine."
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"Oh dammit, I'm so sick of those gargoyle-making aliens."
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"Look what they've done to us."
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"Our couch: gargoyle. Our TV: gargoyle."
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"Our dog: gargoyle."
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"Fucking Mr. Peaches is a symbolic gothic demon, Phil."
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"And those dick-faced alien kids run around all day with no supervision."
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"Well, I am done."
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"I'm calling the city before they turn you into a--"
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"KORVO: Planet Shlorp was the perfect utopia"
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"until the asteroid hit."
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"One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a pupa"
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"and escaped into... the space,"
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"searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds."
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"We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet."
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"That's right. I've been talking this whole time."
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"I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo."
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"This is-- this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?"
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"[stammers] This is ridiculous."
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"I hate Earth. It's a horrible home."
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"People are stupid and confusing."
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"I can't believe humans haven't solved Pi yet."
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"I almost want to tell you the answer because it's embarrassing for you."
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"Okay, it's four."
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"- Ugh! Our water bill is crazy this month."
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"Why do you guys take such long showers?"
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"Are you touching your mounds again?"
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"You gotta stop touching it or it's gonna fall off!"
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"- Man, this sucks! That hot dog was art."
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"- No, Terry, Ready Player Three is art."
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"Stop whining and hand me another can of white paint."
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"- Oh, this one? You want this one? Okay."
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"Yeah, just grab it. Go ahead."
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"- Don't make me come down there."
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"- Get it now. - Goddammit."
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"Would you give me that! - Suck a big dick!"
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"- Whoa! [doorbell rings]"
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"- Everyone freeze! Child Protective Services!"
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"We got an anonymous tip that children were being turned"
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"into gargoyles in this house."
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"[sobs]"
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"CPS AGENT 2: Uh, Jim. Which one are the kids?"
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"- Well, shit, they're drinking herbal tea and clearly paying household bills"
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"but they're taller."
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"- Plus, this one feels like she has an old soul."
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"- Huh?"
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"- [yelling] She says you have an old soul!"
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"- Pshhh. Ahh."
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"- Only one way to find out who's a kid and who's not."
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"- Okay, we gave you IQ tests"
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"and you two scored the lowest, so you must be the kids."
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"- That's bullshit, you know these tests are culturally biased"
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"against plant-based lifeforms."
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"- I don't test well! I have attention deficit dis--"
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"Oh, I love your jacket! Where did you get that?"
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"Is that Topman?"
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"- This is for the best."
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"The accent ceiling is just a white symbol for how much you guys don't get me."
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"I need to be with people who... are going in that sweet-looking van?"
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"- Shotgun! - Fuck you, Terry."
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"[grunting] - Hey."
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"Ah. Stop it."
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"Ah, ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow."
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"Ow, ow, ow, I said."
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"- What's going to happen to them?"
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"- If they're lucky, they'll be lost in the system,"
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"then end up on the street,"
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"sucking and fucking their way to a dollar and a cent."
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"- Oh man, that sounds like Terry. He's gonna thrive."
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"- What can we do? - Forget about those kids."
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"Go on with your life."
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"Buy a Jimmy John's franchise or a Jersey Mike's. Maybe a Blimpie's?"
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"Anything in the fast casual sandwich space."
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"That's my side hustle. Let me know."
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"[van door closes] [engine starts]"
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