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Clips from The Jeffersons - Mr. Piano Man (S01E01)

"AND I AIN'T MAKING NO WAVES. BUT, GEORGE..."
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"I DON'T WANT YOU JUMPING IN THOSE MEETINGS NEITHER BECAUSE YOU'D MAKE A TIDAL WAVE."
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"NOW, YOU WATCH IT, GEORGE."
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"ALL RIGHT, LOUISE, CALM DOWN. I'M SORRY. SIT DOWN."
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"ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY IS WE SHOULD JUST TRY TO PLAY IT COOL FOR A WHILE."
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"THIS IS A GREAT APARTMENT, AIN'T IT? OF COURSE IT IS."
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"AND WHEN WE GET OUR PIANO, IT'S GONNA BE EVEN BETTER."
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"YOU STILL ON THAT? SURE. ALL RICH FOLKS GOT PIANOS."
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"HOW COME WE AIN'T GOT ONE? MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE NOBODY AROUND HERE CAN PLAY ONE."
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"WE GOT A FANCY FRENCH WRITING DESK..."
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"AND NOBODY AROUND HERE WRITES FRENCH NEITHER."
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"WE DON'T NEED A PIANO. SURE WE DO."
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"SEE, WEEZY, THAT'S YOUR TROUBLE. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SENSE OF VALUES."
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"THE IMPORTANT THING IS NOT TO BE ABLE TO PLAY IT. IT'S TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD IT."
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"SO, YOU'RE GONNA ORDER US A PIANO FIRST THING IN THE MORNING."
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"I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BUYING PIANOS."
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"WHAT'S TO KNOW? YOU JUST PHONE UP AND ORDER THE BEST ONE IN THE STORE."
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"OKAY, I'LL ORDER YOUR PIANO."
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"MAYBE WE'LL GET A DISCOUNT IF I TELL THEM IT'S JUST FOR LOOKING AT."
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"HELLO. OH, HI."
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"- IT'S HELEN WILLIS, GEORGE. - OH! NOW GIVE ME THE GOOD NEWS."
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"WHY, HELLO, GEORGE. I THOUGHT YOU'D BE IN CHURCH..."
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"PRAYING FOR A FULL RETURN TO MENTAL HEALTH."
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"ANYWAY, LOUISE, A FEW OF THE TENANTS IN THE BUILDING..."
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"ARE GETTING TOGETHER TO HAVE A MEETING..."
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"OH, THE PROTEST MEETING. [Doorbell Rings]"
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"BENTLEY ALREADY LAID THAT ON US."
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"UH-OH. MORE BAD NEWS. WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
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"I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO MY WIFE IF YOU DON'T MIND."
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"HELEN, I CAN'T FIND MY FOUNTAIN PEN."
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"USE ONE OF THE BALLPOINT PENS. THERE ARE LOTS OF THEM ON YOUR DESK."
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"BALLPOINT PENS ARE NOT FOR WRITING. THEY'RE FOR MAKING MARKS."
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"I NEED A PEN WITH A POINT. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY PEN?"
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"I DON'T KNOW. I MIGHT HAVE TAKEN IT TO DO THE MARKETING LIST."
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"YOU WROTE WITH IT?"
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"WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A PEN? PAINT THE WALLS?"
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"DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT A STRANGE HAND CAN DO TO THE NIB?"
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"THEY DON'T MAKE NIBS LIKE THAT ANYMORE. [George] LOOK, YOU TWO."
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"I DON'T LIKE NO ARGUMENTS IN MY HOUSE. WHAT?"
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"YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, LOUISE. IF YOU WANNA HAVE AN ARGUMENT,"
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"YOU TAKE IT UPSTAIRS TO YOUR OWN APARTMENT WHERE IT BELONGS."
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"JUST AS SOON AS I FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PEN."
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"WHERE IS IT? IT'S AROUND. MAYBE IN THE KITCHEN."
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"AND I BETTER FIND IT OR I'M GONNA TURN THAT APARTMENT UPSIDE DOWN."
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"TOM, YOU'RE JUST BEING PLAIN SILLY."
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"NO, I'M NOT. I HAVE TO DO MY WORK NOW."
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"I'M READY TO DO MY WORK NOW, BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE OF YOU."
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"YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? YOU ARE A..."
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"UH-OH. HERE IT COMES. HE'S GONNA SAY IT NOW."
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"YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M GONNA SAY IT."
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"YOU ARE A WOMAN, A TYPICAL WOMAN."
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"THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY."
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"I DON'T THINK THAT'S SO TERRIBLE."
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"I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA CALL HER A... GEORGE!"
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"I'M JUST A TERRIBLE WIFE. THAT'S WHAT I AM, HUH?"
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"YOU BET YOU ARE."
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"AND YOU COULD BE IN BIG TROUBLE IF I DIDN'T LOVE YOU SO MUCH."
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"BIG TROUBLE."
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"HOW ABOUT YOU GOING WITH HIM?"
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"I'LL LEAVE AS SOON AS I GET YOUR ANSWER ABOUT THE PROTEST MEETING."
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"SHALL WE COUNT YOU IN?"
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"NO. YOU CAN COUNT ME OUT. I DON'T WANT NO PART OF IT."
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"BUT THE MORE SUPPORT WE GET, THE BETTER."
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"THE PARKING RATES IN THE GARAGE ARE GOING UP 25 PERCENT."
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"WHO CARES? I AIN'T GOT NO CAR."
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"BUT THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING."
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"TAKE SECURITY. THEY'RE LETTING THE NIGHT DOORMAN GO."
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"I AIN'T SURPRISED. LAST TIME I SAW THE NIGHT DOORMAN,"
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"HE WAS SO STONED I HAD TO SHOW HIM WHERE THE DOOR WAS."
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"THEY'RE CUTTING DOWN ON SERVICES ANY WAY THEY CAN."
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"THAT'S WHY WE'RE TRYING TO GET EVERYBODY WHO'S IMPORTANT IN THIS BUILDING..."
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"YOU FOLKS, THE McALLISTERS, THE LACHMANS,"
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"THE WHITTENDALES, THE NELSONS..."
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"DID YOU SAY WHITTENDALE? THE BANKER?"
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"YEAH. WE INVITED HIM TOO. WE'RE INVITING EVERYBODY..."
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"WHO'S CONCERNED ABOUT THE PROBLEMS IN THE BUILDING."
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"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU MAKE A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE."
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"WE DO HAVE PROBLEMS IN THIS BUILDING. BIG PROBLEMS."
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"COME ON, GEORGE. YOU JUST SAID WE HAD NO PROBLEMS AT ALL."
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"THAT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANNA WORRY YOU."
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"WE GOT LOTS OF TROUBLE. THIS APARTMENT HAPPENS TO BE THE APARTMENT..."
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"WHICH NEEDS MORE ATTENTION THAN ALL THE OTHERS PUT TOGETHER."
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"THAT'S WHY I THINK WE OUGHT TO HAVE THE MEETING RIGHT HERE."
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"YOU MEAN YOU WANNA HOLD THAT MEETING HERE?"
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"SURE. AND SHOW THEM HOW TO DO IT IN STYLE."
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"FREE FOOD, FREE BOOZE AND FREE MUSIC..."
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"ON OUR BRAND-NEW LITTLE OLD PIANO."
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"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ELSE I'M GONNA DO FOR YOU."
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"JUST GIVE ME THOSE INVITATIONS AND I'LL PUT MY OWN PERSONAL P.S. ON IT..."
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"TO MAKE SURE WHITTENDALE COMES."
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"I HEAR IT, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT. YOU CAN BELIEVE IT."
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"SURE. I ALWAYS SAY, IF YOU WANNA GET ANYWHERE, YOU GOTTA MAKE WAVES."
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"RIGHT, WEEZY?"
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"[Doorbell Rings] DOORBELL, MRS. JEFFERSON! I'LL GET IT!"
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"EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME."
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"OOH!"
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"GOOD EVENING. WE'RE THE NELSONS. MR. AND MRS. NELSON!"
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"HOW DO YOU DO? WON'T YOU COME IN."
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"IT'S SO NICE OF YOU TO HAVE A PARTY. HOW ARE YOU?"
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"THE FOOD IS RIGHT OVER THERE."
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"FLORENCE, I COULD KILL YOU."
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"I GO OUT TO THE STORE AND YOU LET THOSE PEOPLE BRING IN THAT MONSTER OF A PIANO."
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"HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE THAT? WELL, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,"
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""NOTHING BUT A CRAZY PERSON WOULD WANT SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN HERE.""
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"BUT THEN I REMEMBERED I WAS WORKING FOR YOUR HUSBAND."
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"SO I SAID, "BRING IT ON IN, HONEY.""
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"DOORBELL, DOORBELL."
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"GOOD EVENING. MR. BENTLEY!"
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"YES?"
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"FLORENCE, YOU'RE ON DUTY, AREN'T YOU? YES, SIR."
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"GOOD EVENING, MRS. JEFFERSON."
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"HERE. LET ME."
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"THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO WORK EITHER, DOES IT?"
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"I'LL TAKE THAT. CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?"
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"YES, THANK YOU. A SCOTCH, NEAT."
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"DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL GET A CLEAN GLASS."
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"OH. NO, I DIDN'T MEAN I WANTED A CLEAN GLASS."
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"WELL, I DO, BUT WHAT I WANTED WAS NO WATER AND NO ICE. THAT'S NEAT."
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