Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Central Park - The Lyin' in Winter (S02E02)

"[pizzicato notes playing]"
Central Park
"[wind whistling]"
Central Park
"♪ There's nothing like looking up Looking up ♪"
Central Park
"♪ And seeing little bits of white In the sky ♪"
Central Park
"♪ I wonder how I didn't seem to know This would happen today ♪"
Central Park
"♪ I always know it's gonna snow Kinda weird, but okay, okay ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Oh, snow It's a joy that we all know ♪"
Central Park
"♪ For snow days and ice ballets We hope it stays and gently cascades ♪"
Central Park
"[chorus] ♪ Ah, up to here Ah, up to here ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Get in your fill Of sledding down a hill ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Still hoping that it will keep falling Right up to here ♪"
Central Park
"What? Snow day. I can't believe I didn't see it coming."
Central Park
"Is it just me or does something feel off today?"
Central Park
"Wait a sec. Now my violin's missing? [sighs]"
Central Park
"There's this old saying. "Without his or her instrument,"
Central Park
"a busker has no stories to tell, past, present or future.""
Central Park
"I'm sure that's just a myth, but I should probably find it."
Central Park
"♪ Hey, Mom said to Get the winter gear outta here ♪"
Central Park
"♪ I think the rats ate through my hat How 'bout that ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Hey, Elwood Are you checking the plows? ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Well, they're frozen, but yes ♪"
Central Park
"- ♪ Well, can you try to dig them out? ♪ - ♪ I will come to their rescue ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Oh, no Forgot how much I really hate snow ♪"
Central Park
"- ♪ It's slippy ♪ - ♪ Quite nippy ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Keeps trippin' me ♪"
Central Park
"♪ We've had it nearly ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Ah, up to here Ah, up to here ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Buses shut down Can't get across town ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Ground covered in a salt That stains your coat up to here ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Ah, this is embarrassing But, um, up to here ♪"
Central Park
"♪ I knew the whole plot And now I do not ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Help me find my violin And tell me what is happening ♪"
Central Park
"[bells jingling]"
Central Park
"[chorus] ♪ It's a winter wonderland Till it's a winter wonder landfill ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Of slushy puddle food surprises Mocking as it terrorizes ♪"
Central Park
"♪ School is canceled quick As your nanny calls out sick ♪"
Central Park
"- ♪ Not safe to drive ♪ - ♪ We're stuck inside ♪"
Central Park
"♪ I hope my snow wife comes alive ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Can we all agree that snow is fun For five-ish minutes? ♪"
Central Park
"♪ If that ♪"
Central Park
"♪ When you're in it When you're in it ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Ah, up to here Ah, up to here ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Oh, snow It's a pain we all know ♪"
Central Park
"[Birdie sighs, shivers]"
Central Park
"Well, this little snowstorm I didn't know about has turned into a full-on blizzard,"
Central Park
"and it definitely isn't helping my narrating."
Central Park
"Dang it, it's cold. [clears throat]"
Central Park
"Anyway, um, what's her face… Uh, Paige!"
Central Park
"Come on, Birdie. You know this stuff."
Central Park
"Paige just published her story about Mayor Whitebottom's shady deal"
Central Park
"to fund his campaign a few hours ago,"
Central Park
"and she's waiting for the comments to roll in."
Central Park
"Meanwhile, I'm gonna keep looking for my violin"
Central Park
"that may or may not determine my fate."
Central Park
"Refresh, refresh, refresh."
Central Park
"Ooh, oh! There's a comment. Mama's got a comment!"
Central Park
"Turns out Papa's got a comment too. And by "Papa," I mean the mayor."
Central Park
"And by "comment," I mean a public, uh, comment."
Central Park
"And after I close out some final bits of business today,"
Central Park
"I will be resigning as mayor."
Central Park
"[reporters gasp, murmur]"
Central Park
"It's time for some me time. I wanna sleep in. I wanna watch TV."
Central Park
"I wanna freely say "butthole" again."
Central Park
"Butthole! See, I don't care anymore."
Central Park
"- Enjoy the new New York. - [chattering]"
Central Park
"Wait. He just resigned?"
Central Park
"Be happy. You did it, Paige. Your article forced the mayor to resign."
Central Park
"- I think we should celebrate. - Nope. Something's off."
Central Park
"Why did he say enjoy the "new" New York? What did he mean by that?"
Central Park
"You're reading too much into this."
Central Park
"Whitebottom said he was resigning at the end of the day"
Central Park
"after he closes out some "final bits of business.""
Central Park
"So what? You think he's gonna sneak in selling Central Park on his last day?"
Central Park
"It's funny, I wasn't worried about it until now when I said it,"
Central Park
"and it felt so bad in my mouth."
Central Park
"Yeah. Since he's resigning, he doesn't have to worry about reelection,"
Central Park
"so he can do any shady deal he wants on the way out."
Central Park
"Now all this dirt I got was for nothing."
Central Park
"I worked so hard on this story. So many late nights. So few showers."
Central Park
"Paige, I know things don't look good,"
Central Park
"but there's no way the mayor's gonna sell the park today."
Central Park
"I mean, it's not like Bitsy suddenly came up with a bajillion dollars."
Central Park
"Bitsy totally came up with a bajillion dollars."
Central Park
"I mean, not a bajillion, 'cause that's not real."
Central Park
"But once Swiss billionaire Ernst Von Gunten was on board,"
Central Park
"Bitsy's rival hotelier Dory Sterling"
Central Park
"and her coalition of other rich investors came crawling."
Central Park
"What does it mean? [clears throat] That's not a rhetorical question."
Central Park
"Is the park actually gonna get sold to Bitsy?"
Central Park
"What would happen to the Tillermans? Why am I losing the plot?"
Central Park
"[yells] And why didn't I know that was coming?"
Central Park
"Helen, watch where you're going. You almost hit that moose."
Central Park
"I can't believe Jarvis couldn't make it in to drive me today"
Central Park
"because of a light dusting of snow. What a wimp."
Central Park
"I wouldn't call this a light dusting. The roads are pretty slick."
Central Park
"Should we get you to City Hall to meet with the mayor"
Central Park
"before they completely freeze?"
Central Park
"No, I want to finish driving through the park"
Central Park
"to see how dumb it is one last time before I make it cool."
Central Park
"My deal to buy this dump is finally going through,"
Central Park
"and I need to take inventory."
Central Park
"I'm going to dynamite that tree. I'm gonna dynamite that tree."
Central Park
"- You getting all this, Helen? - Yep."
Central Park
"It was all so simple. All Whitebottom had to do was resign."
Central Park
"And now his reputation doesn't mean diddly-squat,"
Central Park
"so he finally has the trouser marbles"
Central Park
"to do something as unpopular as selling me the park. [laughs]"
Central Park
"Oh, my God. Is that what happiness feels like?"
Central Park
"Did you ever find out who else is in Dory Sterling's coalition?"
Central Park
"Helen, here's your nose. I found it in my business."
Central Park
"It doesn't matter! I just want their money!"
Central Park
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa!"
Central Park
"[Bitsy] Oh, no! I'm too young to die! [grunts]"
Central Park
"[grunts] It's almost as if we shouldn't have wasted time gloating in a blizzard."
Central Park
"Mmm. Worth it. Now get us out of here. We have a park to buy."
Central Park
"If the park gets sold, it doesn't need someone to tell its story."
Central Park
"Then I won't have a family to guide and protect."
Central Park
"So it's not my missing violin that's screwing up my narrating."
Central Park
"It's Bitsy."
Central Park
"[sighs] I hope this storm stops before it's time to send Oswaldo on his way."
Central Park
Show more clips