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Clips from The Goldbergs - Have a Summer (S03E03)

"Here's the bill."
The Goldbergs
"Are you kidding me? 600 bucks for a broken pipe?"
The Goldbergs
"Well, the headline here is, I saved Blankie."
The Goldbergs
"(CHUCKLES)"
The Goldbergs
"Sure, it's lost its Adam smell, but I'll just recharge it."
The Goldbergs
"You can't recharge a blanket."
The Goldbergs
"Ho-ho! You bet I can!"
The Goldbergs
"I'll just sneak it into his pillowcase"
The Goldbergs
"or mix it in his hamper like a stew."
The Goldbergs
"Don't do that. Don't make a hamper stew."
The Goldbergs
"I just... I need the blanket."
The Goldbergs
"Once they grow up, it's all I'll have."
The Goldbergs
"Look, I know how hard this is for you."
The Goldbergs
"I do."
The Goldbergs
"They're more than my world, Murray."
The Goldbergs
"They're my life."
The Goldbergs
"If I'm not Mama, what am I?"
The Goldbergs
"Well, that's up to you."
The Goldbergs
"ADULT ADAM: While my mom had to figure out her place in the world,"
The Goldbergs
"I was loving my new life as a cool kid."
The Goldbergs
"ADAM: ¶ Gummi Bears"
The Goldbergs
"¶ Bouncing here and there and everywhere"
The Goldbergs
"¶ High adventure that's beyond compare"
The Goldbergs
"¶ They are the Gummi Bears ¶"
The Goldbergs
"Look at him sitting there, Pops,"
The Goldbergs
"acting like a badass street punk."
The Goldbergs
"Adam? Correct."
The Goldbergs
"With the cartoons and the gelatin candies?"
The Goldbergs
"He thinks he's bad? Well, I'll show him who's bad."
The Goldbergs
"I wouldn't do that if I were you."
The Goldbergs
"Why not?"
The Goldbergs
"'Cause I'm enjoying my leisure time."
The Goldbergs
"If I stand up, you're gonna regret it."
The Goldbergs
"I can't live this way!"
The Goldbergs
"You ruined my life by fighting back and winning!"
The Goldbergs
"Hey, I needed a win!"
The Goldbergs
"Do you realize how crappy this year has been for me?"
The Goldbergs
"I lost my girlfriend,"
The Goldbergs
"puberty was not kind to my body,"
The Goldbergs
"and I got pantsed on the pull-up bar,"
The Goldbergs
"undies and all!"
The Goldbergs
"And then you tried to kick me when I was down!"
The Goldbergs
"No! I was trying to help you!"
The Goldbergs
"By throwing me in the showers?"
The Goldbergs
"Yes, idiot!"
The Goldbergs
"Only the cool kids get hazed during Fear Week."
The Goldbergs
"When I was your age, no one picked on me, and it sucked!"
The Goldbergs
"I didn't want it to suck for you, too!"
The Goldbergs
"I didn't know that."
The Goldbergs
"Well, looks like next year is gonna be awesome,"
The Goldbergs
"for you, anyway."
The Goldbergs
"ADULT ADAM: It had been a day"
The Goldbergs
"since I robbed Barry of his pride and dignity."
The Goldbergs
"He was not taking it well."
The Goldbergs
"Goodbye, nunchucks. I will need you no more."
The Goldbergs
"Find a master who's not a wussbag."
The Goldbergs
"Arigato, samurai sword."
The Goldbergs
"This is not a place of honor. It's a place of shame."
The Goldbergs
"What did you do to the boy?"
The Goldbergs
"He's trying to murder that garbage can."
The Goldbergs
"ADAM: This isn't my fault."
The Goldbergs
"Did Barry seriously think I'd be a nerdy little brother forever?"
The Goldbergs
"Actually, yes."
The Goldbergs
"Look at me. I'm getting older and bigger."
The Goldbergs
"Things change."
The Goldbergs
"Well, no matter how big you get,"
The Goldbergs
"you're always gonna be Barry's little brother,"
The Goldbergs
"and that means a lot to him."
The Goldbergs
"He sure doesn't act like it."
The Goldbergs
"Trust me, he loves being your big brother."
The Goldbergs
"It's a huge part of who he is,"
The Goldbergs
"and without that, he's just not the same."
The Goldbergs
"Hey, Big Tasty, we need to talk."
The Goldbergs
"Whatever! Just stay away!"
The Goldbergs
"Not that I'm scared of you,"
The Goldbergs
"but, please, don't put hands on me."
The Goldbergs
"Come on, dude,"
The Goldbergs
"we both know the only reason I could body-slam you"
The Goldbergs
"was the summer solstice."
The Goldbergs
"Summer what?"
The Goldbergs
"You know, the one day a year"
The Goldbergs
"when the moon is closest to the earth,"
The Goldbergs
"which means there's less gravity?"
The Goldbergs
"There is? Yes."
The Goldbergs
"That's how a nerd like me suddenly had super strength."
The Goldbergs
"It's science."
The Goldbergs
"Science, you say? Like the kind with scientists?"
The Goldbergs
"Oh, sure!"
The Goldbergs
"With white lab coats and clipboards and safety goggles."
The Goldbergs
"Beakers? Tons of beakers, yeah."
The Goldbergs
"They hold them up the light and nod?"
The Goldbergs
"How else would they see the chemicals?"
The Goldbergs
"I knew there was no way that happened for real!"
The Goldbergs
"(CHUCKLES)"
The Goldbergs
"So the balance of power has been restored."
The Goldbergs
"You can be you again."
The Goldbergs
"It's not that easy!"
The Goldbergs
"The whole school witnessed this once-in-a-lifetime moment."
The Goldbergs
"It can't be undone."
The Goldbergs
"Actually, I think it can."
The Goldbergs
"Okay! Not that complicated, people."
The Goldbergs
"I call your name,"
The Goldbergs
"and then you go up and get the piece of paper."
The Goldbergs
"But no showboating, no speeches,"
The Goldbergs
"and no doing the worm, Dave Kim."
The Goldbergs
"I am onto you."
The Goldbergs
"This is America, man."
The Goldbergs
"BARRY: Mic check, one, two. One, two."
The Goldbergs
"Mic check, one, two."
The Goldbergs
"Checkity-check-check."
The Goldbergs
"Stop checking and just talk before we get busted!"
The Goldbergs
"Attention, William Penn Academy!"
The Goldbergs
"Prepare to bear witness"
The Goldbergs
"to the most epic Fear Week Prank of all time."
The Goldbergs
"Eighth graders, welcome to high school."
The Goldbergs
"Go kick some ass."
The Goldbergs
"I'm back, baby."
The Goldbergs
"ADULT ADAM: That day,"
The Goldbergs
"I helped my brother repair his damaged rep"
The Goldbergs
"in one fell swoop."
The Goldbergs
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