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Clips from The Goldbergs - Have a Summer (S03E03)

"ADULT ADAM: There were only two days left until summer,"
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"and that meant one thing, nobody cared."
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"Okay, your calculus teacher called in sick."
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"Wish I'd have thought of it."
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"So we're gonna watch a math-based movie,"
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"Cannonball Run II."
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"How is that a math movie?"
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""II." It's got a number in it, math."
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"BEVERLY: Psst. Snuggy."
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"(SIGHING) Oh."
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"Mr. Coach Mellor, can I go to the bathroom?"
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"(WHISPERING) Hey,"
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"why are you going to the bathroom with a shovel?"
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"Oh, is this a lady thing?"
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"No. I got to dig up the stupid time capsule."
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"Oh, no."
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"I'm boned."
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"I stashed a tape professing my love to Erica in that time capsule"
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"so that our kids could hear it 30 years from now."
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"Nice move, Duckie."
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"I'm not Duckie! It's romantic."
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"I even serenade her with the power ballad"
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"Heat of the Moment by Asia."
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"It's classic Duckie, bro. Yeah."
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"Aw, you're right! I got to get that tape back."
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"(BOTH GRUNTING)"
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"How are you so good at this?"
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"Jazzercise builds upper-body strength."
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"Stop! You can't dig that up!"
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"You stop! We have one minute till the bell rings,"
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"and then everyone will see us."
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"Ooh! There! I see shiny metal."
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"We're one scoop away. Wait, wait, wait!"
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"I'll help so I can open it first!"
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"Uh, aah! (CLANG)"
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"Oh! Oh! (SCREAMING)"
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"D... Don't worry!"
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"I'll... I'll plug it with my body!"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Erica, save me!"
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"Geoff!"
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"My tummy's drowning!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"BALL: Beverly Goldberg."
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"My office, now!"
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"May I ask what this is regarding?"
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"(GEOFF SCREAMING)"
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"ADULT ADAM: As my mom and sister were flooding the front of the school,"
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"Barry was drowning in embarrassment from my epic body slam."
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"Hey, man, how's your back?"
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"A little sore, but I'm on the mend."
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"Thanks for asking."
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"That wasn't concern. That was ridicule."
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"Ha! You got flipped on your ass like a turtle."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"JTP, I need your counsel immediately."
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"Um, is it cool if we talk after school,"
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"or later this summer?"
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"Yeah, the thing is,"
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"you got body-slammed by a middle schooler,"
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"which makes you lower than a freshman now,"
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"so we have to keep our distance."
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"You get it."
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"You guys can't blow me off. I'm your leader. JTP!"
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"What the hell?"
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"You're supposed to automatically repeat "JTP.""
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"Has the entire school turned on me?"
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"We need to talk."
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"Oh, God, you're breaking up with me."
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"No, of course not. Yet."
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"We just need to undo what happened. Right. Easy."
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"So, just lure Adam into a public space"
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"and dispense a swift beatdown for all to see."
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"Done. Quick question."
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"Is there anything else I can do"
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"that doesn't require me going near him? Why?"
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"I'm, like... How would you put it?"
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"Very afraid of him."
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"Adam, your nerdy brother,"
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"who dives for cover when someone pops a balloon?"
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"Correct."
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"This is a lot."
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"ADULT ADAM: As Barry was facing his cold, dark future,"
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"my sister was feeling the heat."
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"Congrats. Your little stunt"
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"broke the water line leading to the locker room."
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"You ruined both Freshman Fear Week"
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"and a timeless tradition"
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"started by the great William Penn himself,"
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"who, after he founded this institution in 1689,"
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"immediately threw a freshman into the showers!"
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Oh, yeah, and, uh, there are some people"
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"who are also very upset about their pet project."
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"Yes, I am upset."
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"Everything in the time capsule was completely ruined."
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"Yes!"
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"Oh, everything except this one thing."
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"No!"
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"We should throw that away just to be fair."
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"Oh, I think this is for you."
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""For future wife Erica Schwartz. Love, your future hubby"?"
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"Really, dude?"
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"Aww. Awkward."
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"Geoff, for the millionth time, I don't like you that way,"
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"not now, not in the future, not ever."
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"So I really am the Duckie."
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"The dork from Pretty in Pink?"
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"Yes, that's a great example. That's exactly who you are."
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"I think Duckie's cute."
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"Thanks."
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"Okay, this conversation's gotten away from me."
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"Let's just wrap it up."
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"Both of you are suspended for the day."
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"Called your parents."
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"They're on their way to pick you up."
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"Message received. Come on, schmoo."
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"Buh-buh-buh-bip! I called your husband."
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"I'm suspending you from parenting for the day."
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"Nice try, but Murray won't care unless money's involved."
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