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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes to the Doctor! (S01E01)

"good things will happen."
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"I don't know."
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"Why are you keeping this important man waiting?"
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"Right this way."
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"- Would you like a water? - No, thanks."
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"I hope he does well in there."
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"He prepared a monologue from an episode of Maury"
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"where this guy was afraid of peaches."
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"No, Maury."
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"Get them away from me!"
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"The fuzz! The fuzz!"
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"I like you, Titus. We represent Myron Affleck."
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"I want you to read for his Spidermen musical."
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"Get Myron on the phone. Try the pay phone first."
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"If he's not there, try the car, where he lives."
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"Pardon my French, but, Au bon pain!"
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"How do I know you?"
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"You don't."
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"No, no, no, no, no. I've seen your face before."
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"Are you the girl from The Bachelor"
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"whose butt prolapsed?"
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"No, I'm not. You've never seen me."
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"Oh, you're one of those girls from Indiana..."
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"the Mole Women."
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"Have you discussed life rights, reality show, porno?"
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"The Hole Women? Just saying."
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"Do you remember New Jersey Tanning Mom?"
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"- I can do that for you. - Do what?"
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"Get your face everywhere..."
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"Magazines, talk shows, a show where you and Flavor Flav"
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"drive across country staying in haunted B&Bs."
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"You are crushing it, Joshie!"
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"You know it, Joshie!"
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"I want a whole new face."
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"I have some."
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"Next."
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"Titus Andromedon, Kinetic Talent,"
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"reading for the role of Spiderman Number 12"
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"All right, hit it, hot shot."
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"And I will crush that Spiderman"
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"And then that other Spiderman"
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"And all the Spidermen"
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"Till I'm the Spiderman"
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"Five, six, seven, eight."
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"Let's try you in the flying rig, guy."
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"Oh, my balls!"
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"My balls! My ball..."
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"I'm sorry, Myron, what are you looking for here?"
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"We just want to see if you can continue acting"
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"after being struck by a falling Spiderman."
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"Look, there they are."
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"All 50 Spidermen!"
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"All right, thank you, pal."
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"Are you all set?"
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"Oh, that's good, then."
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"Parched."
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"All right, what do you want to watch?"
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"I like judge shows."
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"Oh, all righty."
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"Now, Kimmy, I want you to count backwards from ten."
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"- Okay. - Ten..."
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"nine, eight..."
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"Smells great. Like a meadow."
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"I'd be happy if I died here."
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"Wait. Is that the bunker?"
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"Reverend Richard?"
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"Full House baby?"
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"Buhbreeze."
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"What?"
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"- You're still crazy! - No!"
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"Kimmy, dear, I need you to be still."
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"Buhbreeze."
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"Won't fix your insides."
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"Why is she not asleep?"
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"'Cause I'm fighting through it."
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"This is wrong. I'm just Buhbreezing my problems."
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"She's as strong as a horse,"
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"which reminds me, we've got to rebook Mrs. Cohen."
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"Aah!"
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"Ouch..."
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"I assume."
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"My friends, listen, changing your outside"
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"isn't going to fix what's wrong inside."
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"We're just covering up our problems."
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"In order to fix ourselves, we have to start right here."
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"Find that small unbreakable you inside yourself and..."
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"I got to go."
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"Bye."
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"Mrs. Voorhees?"
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"Oh, Kimmy, thank God you're here."
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"I need you to keep this ice fresh until my toes set."
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"No. This isn't about your feet."
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"You're just Buhbreezing your problems!"
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"You'll have to speak up, dear."
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"They took part of my ear and put it in my foot."
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"Listen, outside-in doesn't work."
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"You could have the most beautiful feet in the world..."
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"How? Tell me. Is it more surgery?"
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"But it wouldn't fix what's really wrong."
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"You're unhappy about your marriage."
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"You can smile and pose all you want,"
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"but that's not going to change."
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"I'm not really here! I'm not really here!"
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"Yes, you are."
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"No! I'm not ready."
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"Look."
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"I look so sad."
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"- What filter is this? - None."
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"Hashbrown, no filter."
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"That's you, Mrs. Voorhees."
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"That's your real selfie."
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"I don't know what to do, Kimmy."
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"Julian left Tokyo for Beijing."
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"He won't take my calls."
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"If you think your husband's cheating on you,"
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"you have to confront him."
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"I have to go to China."
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"Yes, you can do this."
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"In the morning."
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