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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - What Goes on Tour? (S01E01)

"She said she just wanted to get away on a road trip,"
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"get away from it all."
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"That him?"
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"Uh, no that's just some homeless guy."
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"Oh no, that is him! Slow down, Doug."
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"We're very sorry, Murray."
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"I'm not talking to you guys."
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"Just give this to him."
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"Bret says just give this to you."
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"Oh, what's that? A bag of stolen clock radios"
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"from the hotels we stayed at?"
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"- No. - Tell him to look inside."
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"Bret says, "Just tell him to look in it.""
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"- Oh, wow. - Whoa."
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"- Huh? - It's a little big."
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"But get it wet and it snugs up, it'll shrink..."
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"shrink to fit."
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"Yeah, I can't even get mine off."
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"You know, I've... I've done a lot of thinking"
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"that last 40 minutes when I was walking along the side of the road"
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"like a bum. I kind of realized"
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"I'm not a very good manager."
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"Ah. So? I mean, that's not true."
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"Thanks, Jemaine."
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"But it is."
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"There there."
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"There there there there there there."
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"Friends again? Back in the band?"
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"If you'll have me."
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"We will. We do."
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"What about you, Jemaine? Will you have me?"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Yup."
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"- What's... - Then you put your..."
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"- Potato? - You..."
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"- One potato, two... - No, just leave it."
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"Come on, we've got a gig. We've got a gig to get to."
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"Let's go!"
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"Did you miss me?"
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"- Little bit. - Little bit, eh?"
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"Yeah."
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"- Jemaine? - What?"
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"- Miss me? - Oh..."
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"This isn't Central Park."
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"Yes it is. It's a central park."
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"It's not Central Park, though."
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"But it is a central park."
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"But you said Central Park, New York."
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"I said a central park in Newark..."
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"- New Jersey. - You did?"
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"- No, you didn't. You didn't. - Yes, I said, "A central park"
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"- in Newark." - So you were tricking us."
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"No. Well, look. If I'd have said it was a central park in Newark,"
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"- you wouldn't have done the gig. - Yes, we would have."
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"Well, what are you worried about, then?"
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"Hello, Shelly? Oh look, I can't actually talk right now."
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"Why? Because I'm in the middle of doing something."
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"Managing a band, actually,"
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"a little band called Flight of the Conchords."
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"Yeah yeah."
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"'Cause that's what I do, all right?"
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"Got it? Good."
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"Sorry, Shel, I didn't mean to..."
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"oh, yes, sir. Yes."
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"Yes. Listen, um, the reason I haven't been at work all week"
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"is, uh... well, it's funny really."
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"I tripped over, and both of my leg..."
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"uh, muscles have... well, they contracted"
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"and I didn't know what... no. No."
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"I don't manage a band."
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"It has nothing to do with a band."
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"Honestly, it's my legs."
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"I think I've broken a piece of them."
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"Yes."
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"No, there's nothing"
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"going on in the background."
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"Okay."
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