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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - What Goes on Tour? (S01E01)

"Well, somebody had a bit of fun last night, didn't they, Jemaine?"
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"- What? - $8 can of mixed nuts."
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"They must have been pretty good."
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"Got so much buzz out of them that you chucked a television out the window."
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"- Actually, Murray, that was me. - Don't cover for him, Bret."
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"I know how rock 'n' roll he thinks he is... Mr. Keith Moon."
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"- It wasn't Jemaine, it was me. - Really?"
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"- Yes. - I see what you're doing."
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"You're watching Jemaine with his rock 'n' roll moves,"
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"buying the leather suits, getting the mixed nuts,"
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"jumping on the bed. And you thought, "Oh, how can I equal this?""
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"- Is that what it is? - No."
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"Would you like some mixed nuts?"
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"Have you got any cashews in there?"
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"- No, I picked them out. - Typical."
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"One, two, check."
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"Check."
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"Hi, I'm Murray Hewitt from Murray Hewitt Productions."
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"- Hi, Murray. - I've got Flight of the Conchords."
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"We're just on a warm-up tour."
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"Really looking forward to doing a gig here tonight."
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"These are the guys that destroyed all that equipment the other night"
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"- in Passaic! - Yeah."
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"Yeah, um..."
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"I paid it back!"
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"We reimb..."
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"Guys, I just need a moment alone, all right?"
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"Hey, has your suit snugged up a little bit?"
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"In certain areas, yes."
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"And in other areas, also yes."
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"Hey, I was wondering if you guys could settle a bet for me?"
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"What sort of bet?"
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"Are you guys in a band?"
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"Yes. Is it that obvious?"
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"I knew it, I totally knew it. They are!"
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"See? 'Cause the... the second I saw"
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"the cool leather suits, I just knew it."
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"They're a dead giveaway, aren't they? Just..."
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"- Totally. - Mmm."
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"Becky thought you guys were probably just"
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"a couple of magicians, and Kathy, Lisa, Tawny and Tracy"
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"thought you were probably just a couple of gays."
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"Looks like Becky and Kathy were wrong."
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"And Lisa and Tawny and Tracy... what was it?"
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"You guys want to join us for some drinks or something?"
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"Uh, we just got two fresh waters, so..."
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"We'd be delighted."
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"Hey, why are you all dressed the same?"
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"- Are you guys a band? - Are you sexy nurses?"
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"What? No, we're the North Jersey University Women's Water Polo team."
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"N-J-U-W-W-P-T!"
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"Whoo!"
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"All right, come on, then."
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"Do you guys have water polo in New Zealand?"
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"Do we? Pfft."
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"- Do we? - Yeah, it's... everyone plays it."
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"- It's our national sport. - Yeah, it's our national sport."
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"- Every single person plays it, yeah. - Yeah."
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"- Bret's mom plays it. - Really?"
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"- It's a beautiful game. - That's perfect."
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"That is perfect."
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"I am totally gonna save this autograph"
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"for when you guys are huge."
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"Then I will be able to say that I knew..."
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"- Bret? - Yeah. Bret."
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"- Brit? Brit? - Bret. Bret."
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"- Brit. - Bret."
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"- Bret! - Yeah yeah."
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"Sorry. What... what's your last name?"
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"Bret."
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"Bret Bret?"
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"No, just joking. It's McKenzie."
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"- Oh! - Just joking."
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"He's got a great sense of humor. Don't joke, please."
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"- Yeah, sorry about that. - Don't joke, Bret..."
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"- Sorry, I shouldn't have... ...it's confusing when you joke."
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"- That's my name, that's... - I love your accent."
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"- Thank you. - I have the same."
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"Say, "Throw another shrimp on the barbie.""
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"Oh, that's... that's an Australian saying. New Zealand..."
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"Throw another shrimp on the barbie."
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"Crikey! Wha!"
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"What do you guys say we take this party upstairs?"
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"Ho. I'd say... yes."
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"Uh well, what room are you guys in?"
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"- Um, 12... - 1206."
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"- 1206. - 12-zero-6. Write it down, Bret."
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"- 1206... - Be... be tidy about it."
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"I like your "2." It's nice."
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"So what is water polo?"
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"It's like polo but in the water."
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"On sea horses?"
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"No, just swimming."
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"Oh, okay. Beautiful swimming ladies."
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"Yeah, swimming in the water,"
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"- beautiful ladies. - Wow."
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"Like mermaids."
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"Yes. Like mermaids."
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"# Mermaids #"
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"# Mermaid #"
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"# Mermaid #"
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"# Mermaid #"
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"- # Mermaid # - # Mermaid #"
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"- # Mermaid # - # Mermaid #"
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"# Mermaid, mermaid #"
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"- # Mermaid # - # Mermaid #"
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"# Mermaid murmur #"
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"# Into my ear #"
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"# The answers to questions #"
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"# I'm longing to hear #"
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"# Does it relax you to hear the sound of the land? #"
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"# Do you, oh mermaid, have slightly webbed hands? #"
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"- Eww. - # Ahh #"
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"# Is it normal for a guy to wear SCUBA apparatus #"
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"- # When he makes love in the sea? # - # Make love to me #"
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"# Would it be weird for you #"
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"# If I touch your fishy half? I know it would be for me #"
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"# Do you have mermaid parties #"
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"- # Beneath the sea? # - # Am I invited? #"
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"# At these mermaid parties, do you smoke seaweed? #"
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