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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Loft in Bedslation (S12E12)

"Okay, yes, I get it. We'll be fine."
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"Uh‐oh. Where'd the straw go? Is it inside me?"
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"I hate it when it gets lost in the juice box!"
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"Oh, there it is."
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"I can't believe how many videos there were on the Internet"
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"about how to build loft beds."
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"They'll teach you anything, those Internets."
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"Do you think anyone ever built a loft bed"
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"and didn't made a video about it?"
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"I just hope Kim and Sons Hardware"
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"has a fireworks control panel."
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"(laughs) I assume they do."
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"And some reasonable water slide options."
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"It's gonna be amazing."
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"(alarm blares)"
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"So you have no retinal scanners?"
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"I mean, did you look? Do you want to check in the back?"
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"We do not have them."
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"Do these blueprints mean nothing?"
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"I worked really hard on them"
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"in the five minutes it took to drive here."
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"Louise, it's okay. We'll do the basics this week,"
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"and we can always add to it."
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"I'll help you put up the barbed wire"
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"if we figure out where to get some."
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"Don't patronize me."
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"BOB: Hey, guys, uh,"
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"not sure if you've had a chance"
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"to look at the board over there, but our burger of the day"
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"is the I Bean of Greenie Burger."
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"It's really good. Everyone says so."
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"Gene, can get you started on drinks,"
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"and we'll take your order when you're ready."
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"‐What are we thinking? Mai tais? ‐We don't have those."
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"I'll have a cheeseburger and fries."
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"‐Me, too. ‐Same for me, but no cheese."
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"Oh, okay, everyone's ordering really quickly."
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"I‐I feel like you didn't really"
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"let the burger of the day sink in."
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"I‐I can give you some time. There's‐there's no rush."
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"I'd love to try the burger of the day."
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"Oh. That is... There you go. Good."
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"Uh, Shirley's gonna try the burger of the day."
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"Uh, any‐anybody else?"
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"No, just regular stupid burgers? I'm just kidding."
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"‐They're not stupid. They're gonna be good. ‐Attaboy."
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"(both grunt)"
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"And... loft. Ah, didn't work."
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"‐I got the drill. ‐We have a drill?"
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"Yeah. Phyllis Driller. She's old, but she's still working."
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"‐It has a burning smell. ‐Is it powered by coal?"
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"Look, we have a saw, too."
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"‐I call the drill. ‐Oh, uh..."
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"‐Let's get loftin'! ‐Yeah!"
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"‐Okay. Oh, boy. Should we maybe ‐(whirring)"
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"discuss safety? Aah!"
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"♪ Building a loft ♪"
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"♪ Building a loft ♪"
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"♪ Playin' a game ♪"
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"♪ Makin' 'em kiss ♪"
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"♪ Playin' a game ♪"
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"♪ And we're building a loft. ♪"
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"You notice a chest in the corner."
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"The lid is carved with goblin hieroglyphs."
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"Sounds like something from Etsy."
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"Do you attempt to open it? I'll let you discuss."
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"It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be good."
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"Don't run away. It's fine. It's all fine."
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"Wait, are you gonna run away?"
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"No. No, no, no, no. I don't think so. I'm fine."
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"I'm just a little nervous. I'm trying something new."
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"I wanted to do something exciting and a little different,"
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"but they might not like it."
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"Exciting and a little different is what I call my "hmm‐hmm.""
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"‐BOB. Hmm. ‐But maybe it's not worth it."
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"Maybe I should just bail"
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"on my whole goblin idea and play it safe."
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"I don't know exactly what you're talking about,"
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"but I would maybe try the exciting thing?"
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"(sighs heavily) Okay, okay. I'm doing it."
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"Uh, hey, does anyone else want to try the burger of the day?"
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"Since you all seem to keep being here."
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"Uh, fries. For the whole table. Keep 'em coming."
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"‐We're gonna attempt to open the chest. ‐(sighs)"
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"Okay. The lid opens,"
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"but a blinding green light comes out of it."
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"This, my friends, is the Curse of the Goblin King."
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"Huh?"
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"What a twist. I think."
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"And here are your new character sheets."
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"You all love this. I can tell by your faces."
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"What's happening?"
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"Okay, um, now, uh,"
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"as the mist clears, you see"
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"that you've been turned into... goblins."
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"‐Yay! ‐Ugh."
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"I'm a short, male goblin named Grumley?"
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"‐I have goblin syphilis? ‐Uh‐huh."
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"(quietly): She was right. They don't like it."
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"Maybe I'll tell them they're all Shreks now."
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"Shake things up even more."
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"(drill whirring)"
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"Well, I don't know what that is,"
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"but it's starting to look like something I can sleep on."
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"Mom, I got to say, you might not seem like you know"
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"‐what you're doing, but you know what you're doing. ‐LINDA: Yeah."
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"I do. Me and that nice lady"
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"who made the video with the awful music."
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"Check us out. We're getting there."
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"Just most of it left to go."
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"Should we take a break? Just process everything"
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"that we've done, maybe journal about it?"
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