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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Loft in Bedslation (S12E12)

"And then we can get Teddy to finish everything up for us."
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"I don't sleep anymore. Don't need it."
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"I make stuff and then I do dinosaur stuff."
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"But I might lie down on the rug real quick."
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"(yawns) Oh, yeah, the floor does look kind of comfy."
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"Let me just... Mm. Yup. Sawdust makes it softer."
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"Aw, my little handy hamsters."
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"Hmm. What food can I make with one arm?"
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"Ooh, toast! See, other arm? I don't need you."
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"♪ Loft bed, got to get my little bod ♪"
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"♪ Up there, sleeping with the gods ♪"
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"♪ Loft bed, I will get some R and R ♪"
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"♪ Next to all my throwing stars. ♪ Loft bed!"
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"LOUISE: I just hope Kim and Sons Hardware"
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"has a fireworks control panel. I‐I assume they do."
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"And some reasonable water slide options."
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"♪ Loft bed, if I have to pee at night ♪"
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"♪ Loft bed, I will hold the ladder tight ♪"
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"♪ Loft bed, I hope I don't fall down, loft. ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"LINDA: ♪ Lookin' at ♪"
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"♪ The receipts from the restaurant ♪"
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"♪ Keep 'em in a shoebox ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause we're so organized ♪"
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"♪ Accountants think we're great. ♪"
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"‐Mm. ‐What?"
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"It's just we've sold so few burgers of the day last month."
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"Well, last month was stupid. What does it know?"
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"I don't get it. I spend all this time and energy"
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"picking out fun ingredients for the burgers of the day."
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"And last month, we had some really good ones."
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"The Stilton of the Night burger."
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"The... If I Had a Pumper‐nickel Burger."
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"The Arugulas of Engagement Burger. I mean, come on."
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"Yeah, they're all home runs or grand slams"
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"or whichever one of those is better."
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"I guess people just like what's familiar."
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"That's why I stick with the two of you."
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"Hey, there's some of my old photos"
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"at the bottom of this box."
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"How'd they get there?"
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"They're supposed to be in the"
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""I'm gonna make an amazing photo album someday" box."
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"And you're definitely gonna make that photo album."
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"(gasps) Look. This is when I had braces. Ha."
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"Talk about heavy metal."
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"Ooh, awkward‐phase Mommy."
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"‐Braces in all the right places. ‐Aw. Here's a picture"
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"of the fort my dad built in our backyard."
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"That looks like a great... fort."
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"Is this one of those Back to the Future pictures"
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"where the fort disappeared"
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"because your mom fell in love with you?"
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"Well, my dad bought the wood, and he started to build it,"
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"‐but he never actually finished it. ‐Why not?"
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"I think the game came on, then he had to go to the bathroom,"
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"then it was dinnertime, and then it was winter."
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"I asked my mom if she could help me build it, and she said"
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"she and I weren't the kind of people who build stuff."
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"That sounds like something awful your mom would say."
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"That's not genetic, right? I built a bear that one time."
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"Yeah. This might not go in the amazing photo album drawer."
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"Maybe that's why it was in the sad receipt box."
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"‐Sorry, Bob. Great receipts. ‐This one's great."
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"Somebody ordered extra cheese. 50 cents."
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"That's going in the college fund."
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"Which one of us is going to college? Not it."
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"Tina, we have to defuse this bomb before it explodes."
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"‐Because that's what bombs do. ‐(slow beeping)"
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"The bomb is too sensitive for wire cutters."
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"We'll have to use our lips to defuse it."
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"Both of us, at the same time."
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"Well, we trained for this."
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"Yeah, we did. A lot."
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"‐Mmm... Ah, ah. ‐Ah. Ah."
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"LOUISE: Tina!"
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"‐What? ‐It's my turn to use the desk."
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"So if you could just wrap it up and wipe all your drool off,"
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"that would be great."
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"But you already had your turn. It's my turn."
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"Look, I'm sorry we have to share a desk,"
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"and I'm sorry I have a small room that is actually a closet,"
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"but I need an extra session"
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"because this assignment is a big deal."
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"It's Dinosaur Week, Tina. Dinosaur Week!"
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"I have to write an essay about my favorite dinosaur,"
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"I have to make a poster, I have to write a letter"
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"to my favorite dinosaur. I am swamped."
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"I remember Dinosaur Week. I did iguanodon."
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"My letter to the dinosaur made Mom cry."
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"Yes, so, as you know, if you don't participate"
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"to the fullest extent, you do not get donuts"
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"at the end of the week, which they call Dinosaur Donuts,"
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"'cause they're so big, I bet."
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"No, they're just regular donuts."
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"Okay, well, they're still donuts."
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"So, move. Spinosaurus is a'calling."
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"‐(grunting) ‐I know your room is too small"
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"for a desk, Louise, but there are"
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"lots of other flat surfaces"
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"in the house that you could use."
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"‐Then go use one. ‐Ugh. Fine."
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"Spinosaurus? More like whine‐o‐saurus."
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"‐What? ‐Nothing."
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"I'd like to see them try to resist the"
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"I Bean Of Greenie Burger with black bean parsley puree."
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"Yeah, only a real sicko wouldn't order that."
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"People are probably gonna want to take a selfie"
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"with that burger while smelling it."
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"‐A smelfie. ‐Thank you, Gene."
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"‐Where's Louise? ‐She's upstairs doing homework."
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"In my room, on my desk."
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"Louise is doing homework on a Saturday?"
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"Should I be worried?"
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"It's Dinosaur Week, which would be fine,"
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"if we weren't a friggin' one‐desk house."
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"Sorry, sorry. Having three kids was a great idea."
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"(gasps) Wait a second."
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"I just figured out how we can put a desk in Louise's room."
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"All we have to do is loft her bed."
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