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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Art Crawl (S01E01)

"And I'm gonna take care of you. Oh, you better believe it."
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"But first you gotta make some money for Mommy."
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"Okay, babies?"
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"You too, Red. What's your name, sweetheart?"
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"- Devin McJim- - Shut up!"
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"It doesn't matter! Stop talking!"
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"Start working! Work!"
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"Shells go in the middle!"
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"-[Whimpers] - Here you go."
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"One-of-a-kind original."
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"- Help support these poor deformed orphans. -[Groaning]"
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"- Twenty bucks. -[Gasps]"
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"Whoa. Dads pissed."
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"That's a take five."
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"For me! Not you!"
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"[ Groans]"
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"Oh, look, everyone. The town pornographer."
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"Can it, Edith. I'm here to get an apology."
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"For what- standing up for artistic integrity and common decency?"
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"There's nothing decent about What you did."
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"First you tried to tell me What to put on my walls. Then you vandalized it."
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"Have you no shame?"
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"I have no idea What you're talking about."
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"- And neither does he. - What?"
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"- Hither, Dad! - I'm hot gonna hither, Louise."
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"- Hither, Dad! - Gene? Tina?"
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"- What are you two doing here? - Learning to paint."
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"We're honing our craft."
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"Okay, well, good luck trying to polish a turd."
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"Wait, I thought you hated my kids."
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"My art Workshop is open to all who respect art."
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"So I'll have to ask you to leave."
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"- Then ask me. - Please leave."
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"- Not before I get an apology. - Not on your life!"
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"Have it your way, art lady!"
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"Hey."
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"Poke her in the eye with the brush."
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"Oh, I've got a better idea, Louise."
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"[ Laughing] Take that!"
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"-[Gasps] - Dad, What is that?"
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"- It's an anus. -[All Gasp]"
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"What else would it be? What has this been all about?"
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"You call that an anus? It looks just like a black dot!"
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"- What kind of anus is that? - Oh!"
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"- Well, Harold, it looks like I'll need to practice a little more. - I'll say."
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"- How about one right here! -[Harold, Edith Gasp]"
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"- And What about here! - Ow!"
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"- This one might need an anus! -[Edith Groans]"
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"How about this lighthouse! It has an anus now!"
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"-[Harold, Edith Gasp] - Looking good, Dad."
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"- Thanks, Tine. - Rip that lighthouse a new one, Dad!"
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"I feel so alive!"
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"This is What God must feel like."
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"Kids, tell your mother not to wait up!"
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"Use the brown! Use the brown!"
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"You should've seen it, Mom. Dad Went nuts!"
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"Aw, Bobby, what'd you do?"
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"I got justice, Lin."
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"Dad painted an anus on a lighthouse."
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"Yeah. And on a mountain and on a sunset and on a sailboat."
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"- And on Dr. Yap. - And Ken."
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"Yeah, I'm sorry I painted on your paintings, kids."
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"They were in the line of fire."
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"You painted anuses on paintings?"
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"Where's Gayle? I gotta tell her how I stood up for her."
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"She's in the basement trying to get the underwear off her paintings."
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"You shouldn't have done it, Bob."
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"Are you kidding, Lin? It's the best thing I've ever done in my life."
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"[ Bob] Ow."
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"See, that's how you put on handcuffs."
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"- They don't look tight enough to me. - Why are these on me?"
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"Because you anally defaced her property."
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"But she started it. Look What she did."
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"Oh. I like the new direction and wish I could take credit."
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"But like I said, I had nothing to do with it."
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"We'll see about that. I'm pressing charges."
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"We're gonna take this to court!"
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"Wait. Now you're charging her? This is confusin'."
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"- Is Dad going to jail? - I'll wait for you."
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"Word of advice, Dad. Don't tell your cell mate What you're in for."
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"I hope our new dad is a blond."
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"I can't take it anymore!"
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"Edith didn't paint the underwear!"
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"- I did it! -[All Gasp]"
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"What? You painted all those underpants, Linda?"
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"Oh, I couldn't help it."
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"Those anuses were haunting me in my sleep."
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"♪[Macabre] ♪"
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"[ Male Chorus] ♪ Butts, butts, butts, butts ♪"
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"♪ Butts, butts, butts, butts,"
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"Huh? Wha- [ Shrieking]"
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"♪ Butts, our butts Our butts are beautiful ♪"
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"♪ Butts, our butts Our butts are beautiful ♪"
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"♪ Butts, butts, butts ♪♪"
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"Whoa! Whoa! Anu- Anus! Anus!"
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"No!"
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"You were the one who said we had to support your sister."
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"I did support her- until I figured out a way to destroy her art..."
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"While preserving her feelings and blaming someone else."
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"I thought those looked familiar."
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"Oh, yeah. Mom, you painted your own underwear."
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"What? How do you know What my underwear looks like?"
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"How don?' I know'?"
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"She Wears it around the house..."
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"flaunting it like she's all that."
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"I do not!"
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"Okay, Bobby, let's go to jail."
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait. Can't I-"
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"Edith, can't I just pay for the paintings?"
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"Well, the retail value of what you destroyed was over a thousand dollars!"
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"We'll give you 200."
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"We haven't sold a burger all week, Lin."
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"We don't have that kind of money."
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"I got this one, Dad."
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"- Are we good here? - Fine! We'll take it."
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"Me and you can settle up later."
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"Where the hell'd you get all that money from?"
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"Shh. Don't ask. Don't ask. it's Art Crawl."
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"- But- - Shh! Shh, shh, shh, shh."
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"- Louise. What? - Shut your mouth. it's Art Crawl."
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