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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Art Crawl (S01E01)

"- It's obscene. - Obscene."
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"- Oh, really? - Yes. I won’t allow it."
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"[ Scoffs] Excuse me? You won’t allow it?"
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"That's right, tubsy. You heard her."
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"Who are you two to tell me What I can or can't hang on my Wall?"
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"I am chairperson of the Art Crawl."
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"Well, I'm the chairperson of this restaurant."
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"And you know what? They're gonna go back up."
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"How dare you!"
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"AW, Bobby!"
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"Gene, Louise, go get the paintings."
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"- Here they are! -[Both Gasp]"
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"- Step into the butt closet! - I will not!"
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"- You should try it. - I will not!"
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"What's it gonna take to get you into this rhino anus today?"
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"You are in direct violation of my wife, Bob."
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"Oh, I am, am I? Well, how about this?"
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"- Horse anus. - Oh!"
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"- Look at it. - Aaah!"
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"- Chicken anus. - Agh!"
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"Take a closer look."
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"- Fox anus. - Harold!"
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"Gayle, I'm commissioning a new series of anus paintings."
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"Two words- bigger and more."
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"-[Gasps] - Out!"
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"I cast you out!"
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"[ Edith, Harold Gasping, Groaning]"
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"Keep 'em coming, Gayle!"
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"[ Gayle] Almost done!"
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"Oh, my! I feel like I could fall into this one."
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"Bob, I thought you didn't want to become “the anus restaurant.”"
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"Well, I've embraced it. We are the anus restaurant, Lin."
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"A-nus! A-nus! Kids!"
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"[ Chanting] A-nus! A-nus! A-nus!"
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"-[Bell Rings] - That's right! Go tell your friends!"
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"Or don't. Either way. it's your choice."
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"Hey, you asked for this, Lin."
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"I'm just doing What you Wanted me to do- support your sister."
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"Oh, What a crock of crap!"
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"This is about you and your pride and that Edith."
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"- You just want to provoke her. - Damn right I do."
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"[Rings]"
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"This one big enough for you, Edith?"
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"[Laughing]"
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"[ Screaming] Hah!"
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"Fresh from their triumphant debut at Bob's Burgers!"
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"That's right, gallery-quality paintings at sidewalk prices."
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"Art lover, check this out!"
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"Hey, that's Dr. Yap. He's my dentist."
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"That's a good likeness in the face, but, uh, the proportions are off."
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"No, I- The proportions are right."
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"Well, I'm getting adult braces."
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"- So? - So I should know."
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"Dr. Yap has short, strong legs, and his torso is-"
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"Well, I'm off to do some more roller-skating!"
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"You know what? I've done all I can for you hacks."
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"You refuse to paint touristy art."
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"Dad won’t let me cutoff Gene's ear."
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"We're through! We are through!"
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"I'm dropping you as my clients..."
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"and I'm dropping you as my siblings!"
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"Go take some art classes, you wannabes!"
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"Hey, Andy, Ollie."
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"- Hmm? - Huh?"
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"- You too, Red. Come here. - Huh?"
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"You ever heard of the game..."
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"“you guys paint whatever I say and then I sell it”?"
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"Does the winner get a hug from Ollie?"
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"Ah, Andy, you can have one of those any old time."
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"- Now? Sugar. - Mmm! Ooh, ooh, ooh."
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"All right, stop hugging! Let's paint!"
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"Let's paint shells and sunsets and crap!"
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"[ All]"
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"Attention, everyone!"
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"This installation is not approved by the Art Crawl Association."
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"It's obscene and should be taken down immediately!"
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"Well, I'll tell you this. It doesn't need to be approved by the Art Crawl Association..."
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"because this is now a permanent installation."
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"-[Gasps] - Permanent?"
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"- You'll regret this, Bob! - Oh, is that a threat?"
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"Oh, when I threaten you, you'll know it!"
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"Yeah, when she threatens you, you'll know it!"
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"- Okay, was that a threat? - You bet it was!"
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"- Is that supposed to scare me? - Defi-[Coughing]"
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"[ Wheezing]"
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"Yes. [Coughing Wheezing]"
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"You want some water?"
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"He would never drink your water!"
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"I really need some- [Coughing Wheezing]"
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"He's fine! You're fine."
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"[ Gasping] Could use some water."
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"- You're fine. - Bob, water."
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"No! He'd rather die than drink your Water!"
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"- I wouldn’t. - Yes, he would!"
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"- I'll drink it! - No water, Harold!"
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"- Please! - Never!"
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"[Whimpering]"
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"[Rings]"
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"Edith."
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"Unbelievable. This is nuts."
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"I can't believe Edith would do this."
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"[ Gasps] My artwork!"
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"It's ruined!"
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"They painted underpants on my beautiful anuses!"
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"Gayle. Gayle, no need to go off the deep end, okay?"
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"You should be flattered, right?"
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"All the great artists get censored."
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"- They do not. - Yes, yes! All of 'em do."
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"Every- All the good ones."
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"Oh, God, what a whirlwind we've been on."
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"I feel, like, let's just put this all behind us and move on."
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"- I'm going down there. - What?"
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"- Where? - To see Edith."
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"- Bobby, don't do anything crazy. -[Bell Rings]"
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"I'm not crazy. They're crazy!"
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"And they're not gonna get away with it!"
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"Glue that shell in the middle, Andy! What are you doing?"
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"- My hand is cramping up! - I ate too much glue!"
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"Andy, Ollie, come here."
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"Listen, I'm pushing you because you've got talent, babies."
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