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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Art Crawl (S01E01)

"Time's up. Paint brushes clown"
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"What the hell is this?"
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"I told you to paint commercial, touristy crap."
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"I'm sorry. I'm not a sellout."
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"I can only paint What I feel."
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"And I can only paint the truth!"
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"The robots are coming!"
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"[ Imitating Laser Blasts]"
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"Hide!"
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"Ah, this is great."
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"You guys want to be real artists, huh?"
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"Okay, that's an angle. I can sell that."
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"But if you're going artsy, then you're going all the way."
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"Someone's cutting off an ear"
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"I need both of mine. I Wear glasses."
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"Whelp, what's your excuse?"
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"Don't got one. Have at it."
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"Teddy, what's wrong? You haven't touched your food."
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"I don't know, Bob. lt's just the, uh-"
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"- The anuses? - Yeah, you know."
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"- Yeah, they're, uh- - I know."
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"They're like Mona Lisa's eyes."
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"They follow you wherever you go."
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"- Ooh, you're right. - Well, I like 'em."
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"- You like 'em? -[Groans]"
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"Yeah. What's the problem?"
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"-[Bell Rings] - The anus is the Window of the butt."
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"It's true. I guess she's just painting What we’re all thinking."
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"Well, okay, but, Mort, would you hang them up in your funeral home?"
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"Course not. That would be terrible for business. I'm not an idiot."
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"Count to three, but do it on “two.""
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"- I'll keep it on ice until Art Crawl's over. - Thanks, T."
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"Here goes. Now listen, Gene."
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"- I'm gonna have trouble cutting through the cartilage at first. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Uh! Aaah! - While I'm doing it, just think about your art."
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"- Okay! - All right."
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"- Ready? - Ninja robot. Ninja robot. Ninja robot."
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"- One, two- - Hey, kids."
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"- Oh, hey, Dad. - I had to get away from those anuses for a While."
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"- You mean Mort and Teddy? - No. No."
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"Your- Gayle's paintings. What are you kids doing?"
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"- What knife? - What do you mean, “What knife?”"
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"- Why are you holding a knife? - Why am I holding a knife?"
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"She's turning me into a real artist."
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"No, she's not. Put the knife down."
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"I want to be an artist! Like Leonardo DiCaprio."
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"That's right."
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"- That's da Vinci, Gene. - No!"
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"The only way I can sell this garbage is if I make them legit!"
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"Hey, wait a second. I have an idea."
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"You know who loves the stuff you kids draw?"
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"- You? - No. Your mother."
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"This crap is like catnip to her. She can't resist it."
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"Bring 'em inside."
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"All right, we need to get these up before they get back."
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"Your mom will be so excited to see this stuff..."
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"she won’t even notice that I took Gayle's paintings down."
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"Pretty manipulative, Dad. I see where I get it."
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"Thank you. You should see my taxes."
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"What's this supposed to be?"
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"A ninja robot fighting a vampire tape recorder at Stonehenge."
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"- Who's that in the background? - That's my friend Ken."
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"- Why is he like that? - He's an albino."
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"- Oh. - Yeah."
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"I've never met Ken. ls he real or imaginary?"
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"He's real, and he does improvised hip-hop."
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"- Okay. How old is he? - He's 28."
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"You can't have a 28-year-old albino friend."
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"Yes, I can!"
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"I can't deal with this right now."
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"- Tina, What do you got? - It's our dentist."
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"Dr. Yap? Why is he nude?"
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"Wait. Has he been nude with you, Tina?"
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"I exercised some artistic license."
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"[ Murmurs]"
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"- We're switching dentists. - No!"
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"I can't deal with that right now."
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"- But- - Let's get 'em up."
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"[Bell Rings]"
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"Linda, Gayle. How was lunch?"
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"Very interesting."
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"I think the Waiter might have been hitting on me."
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"Yes. He was very attentive."
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"And he asked you a lot of questions about food."
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"What was that all about?"
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"Uh, Bob?"
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"Where are my paintings?"
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"What? Wha- Oh."
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"I had to take a few down to make room for the kids' stuff."
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"Bobby! Aw."
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"- The kids' stuff! - Yeah."
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"It's like our wall is a giant refrigerator. I love it."
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"Oh! Gee, Bob, if I didn't know any better..."
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"I'd think you didn't like my paintings."
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"- What? No. I- - Aw."
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"No, no, no. I know when I'm being lied to, Bob."
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"It's like when I look at myself in the mirror and say, “It's going to be okay.”"
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"Fine, look, Gayle, I'm gonna level with you."
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"No. No, Bob. No. No leveling."
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"- No. - Here we go."
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"Gayle, the thing about your paintings-"
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"- Bobby! -[Bell Rings]"
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"Oh, look. Senior visitors! Yay!"
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"Oh-ho-ho! Well, look who it is."
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"Great. The art store people."
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"Oh! Reflections. I love that store!"
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"I love your yarn. What can we get for you?"
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"I'm not here as a patron."
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"I'm here as Edith Cranwinkle, chairperson of the Art Crawl."
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"I rushed right over here because there are murmurs-"
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"whispers and murmurs around town-"
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"that you're displaying-"
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"[Whispering] certain offensive orifices during the Art Crawl."
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"Offices?"
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"- Orifices! -[Shrieks]"
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"Not anymore. I took them all down."
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"Oh, What a relief. I'm glad you agree with my decision."
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"Your decision? What decision?"
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"That you can't display that type of art here."
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"- Wait. I can't? - Absolutely not!"
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