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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Art Crawl (S01E01)

"I thought last years Art Crawl was terrible..."
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"but they really outdid themselves this year, huh?"
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"-[Louise] Yeah. - Ugh, bad."
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"- Very bad. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Oh, look at that. Really bad. -[Gags]"
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"- Really, really bad. - I think they’re... good."
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"Dad, why does Art Crawl suck so much?"
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"Well, it's just a very loose definition of art, Louise. And don't say “suck.”"
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"Don't say “suck,” please."
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"You're right though. It does suck."
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"I don't want you kids to think this is What art is."
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"We should go to a museum."
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Yeah, maybe not."
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"- We should not go to a museum. - Let's not overdo it."
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"- Let's just Walk around and make fun of this stuff. -[Gene] Yeah."
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"Why don't we just go back to the restaurant?"
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"Because your Aunt Gayle is there hanging up her art..."
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"which we’re not allowed to make fun of at all."
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"Well, why can't we make fun of Aunt Gayle's paintings?"
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"- She's family. - Yeah."
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"That means never holding back anything. Right, pit stains?"
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"- Am I showing? - Let's just say your shirt looks like my underwear right now."
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"Yeah. Well, look, no one tells Gayle anything she can't handle."
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"That's your mom's rule. You treat her like a mental patient"
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"Well, I mean, she probably should be one, right?"
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"Yeah, I heard she ate her lipstick once..."
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"because she Wanted to feel “red” inside."
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"And she made a dress out of “live shrimp” and wore it to Mass."
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"- Oh, and she shaved her cat. - Louise, you know none of that is true."
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"Except for the cat shaving."
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"Maybe the shrimp and the lipstick."
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"Are you kidding me? My kid could paint that."
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"[ Tina] Wow. It costs $200."
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"Someone bought that mess?"
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"- How rude! Harold! -[Snoring]"
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"- Harold! - What?"
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"There are some poorly supervised children amongst the art."
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"- Get rid of them! - All right."
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"Let's go. Keep moving."
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"Excuse me. Are you a- Are you a bouncer?"
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"- Are you gonna bounce my kids? - No, no."
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"- Just keep it moving, chubs. - Chubs?"
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"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."
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"-[Coughs, Wheezes] - Hey, easy, pal. All right?"
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"- Don't touch. - Come on, Dad. This guy's not Worth it."
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"- Listen to your kids, fatsy. - Fatsy?"
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"- Come on, Dad. Dad, look me- - Louise-"
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"- Give me your eyes, Dad. Give me your eyes. - Mm-hmm."
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"Take a deep breath. You are lucky, pal!"
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"It's not Worth it, Dad."
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"If you hit him, your hand would smell like ointment and pee."
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"You smell like ointment and pee."
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"You smell like ointment and pee!"
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"You smell like ointment and pee!"
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"- You smell like ointment and pee! - You-"
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"Well, that was awkward. What is that place?"
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"You don't know Reflections?"
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"They sell art, not just during Art Crawl, but year-round."
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"Reflections."
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"Sounds like a strip club the way you say it."
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"- Reflections. - Mmm!"
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"So, brace yourselves for Aunt Gayle's art show."
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"Mom said Aunt Gayle told her they're just adorable animals."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, that doesn't sound so bad."
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"- H-H-Hi, hon! How was Art Crawl? - Hey."
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"Huh? Everything's going great here. We're having fun."
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"- Oh, WOW. - Lin-"
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"Gayle's here. We h-h-hung her paintings."
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"Look at this one! Look at that one!"
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"Linda, can you just let me see- Oh, my God!"
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"Yeah! Anuses!"
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"Oh, God. Oh, my God, Lin."
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"It's a few days, Bobby."
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"Linda, there are animal anuses all over our walls."
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"- Just think of 'em as cute little rumps. - Lin, they're anuses."
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"I'm trying to think of Worse paintings to hang in a restaurant."
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"Um- Nope. I can't think of any."
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"- Bad monkey! - Kids, stop that."
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"No. I'm spanking the monkey!"
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"No way, Dad. This is the best thing that has ever happened to us."
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"Horse butt."
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"Oh, hello, sir. Don't look at the pictures of the anus-"
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"Oh, he already did. Okay."
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"You see that, Lin? No one wants to eat with one of those staring at them."
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"Come oh, you can’t seriously think that this is a good idea."
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"Well, they're not for me..."
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"but we promised Gayle she could display her art for the Art Crawl."
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"We can't take it back now. She's fragile."
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"- We have to support her. - She's not that fragile, Lin."
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"-[Fork Clinks] - Oh![Hyperventilating]"
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"What happened? What happened?"
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"Gayle, Gayle honey, look. Look, it's a fork."
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"- [Whimpering] What? - Look, it's a fork."
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"Oh, it's a fork. Heh."
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"- Oh, you're killing me. She's killing me. -[Chuckling]"
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"Okay, so she's fragile."
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"And that means we have to be the anus restaurant?"
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"Yes, it means that."
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"Oh, we can make T-shirts!"
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"It'll say: “Milk, milk, lemonade."
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"Around the corner, art is made.”"
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"Bob! Do you love 'em?"
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"Or do you just love 'em?"
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"Um, how did you-"
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"Why- Why would you paint- this?"
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"The inspiration came to me on a mountaintop."
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"What should I paint?"
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"[ Creature Chittering]"
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"[Chittering]"
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"[ Gayle's Voice] ♪ I /0ok at you, I see In you,/*"
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"♪ I see what's inside you♪♪"
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"- Huh. - He loves 'em!"
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"All right, listen up."
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"All the suckers come out for Art Crawl."
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"And they all want to pay money for crap."
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"So paint some crap, and we can sell it."
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"- Wait. You're not painting? - No. I'm management."
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"You two paint the stuff. I'll do the rest."
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"I'll be wheelin' and dealin'. I'll be gettin' my percent."
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"Okay, let's see What you got so far."
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