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Clips from Scrubs - My Best Friend's Mistake (S01E01)

"I'm hoping there's another Dr Cox sat behind me."
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"Sending me to Kelso like that, I'm not sure what you were trying to teach me."
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"The value, and this is important, of leaving me alone."
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"- There's more to it than that. - No, there's not."
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"Look, I want you to go ahead and spread the word."
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"I've had enough."
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"The next whiny intern that comes to me for a cookie and a hug,"
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"I swear to Aisha, I'm going to hurt them."
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"And you, you one-woman freak show,"
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"take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-ologist."
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"If you're so stupid as to confront the Chief of Medicine,"
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"over some quasi-offensive endearment,"
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"then you've got to replace the captain of your brain ship"
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"because he's drunk."
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"You're right. I need to learn to pick my battles. Thank you, sir."
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"You're welcome."
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"And you say your husband hardly wore them?"
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"Fantastic."
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"The blood work came back."
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"Negative?"
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"But the guy looks like death."
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"Hi!"
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"What happened?"
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"There's no infection. He's diabetic. So when someone gave him insulin,"
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"when he wasn't eating, he became hypoglycaemic."
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"The only person that could've given him insulin..."
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"Me!"
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"I gave him insulin. Twice."
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"He's fine, Bambi. I gave him an amp of D50 and he's eating now."
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"You should probably give him some orange juice in an hour."
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"- Thank you so much. You saved my ass. - No, it wasn't me."
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"- Look, Turk. - Come on, man. I always got your back."
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"I know."
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"Tell him how you feel without sounding like a girl."
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"I miss you so much it hurts sometimes."
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"OK..."
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"- I'm gonna let that go for now. - Thank you."
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"We'll find time to hang, man. We're both swamped right now"
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"and I'm hanging out with Carla a lot."
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"But if there was someone you were into you'd be doing the same."
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"Crap!"
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"Did Nurse Roberts sell you these?"
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"- You don't wanna hear about my day. - You're right. Kiss me."
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"- Right now? - We can wait three, four seconds."
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"- But I just ate, I feel gross. - Not gross, pretty. Come here."
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"JD, can we just talk for a second?"
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"It never fails."
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"Oh, yeah, another one."
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"How're you doing?"
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"Went to high school with her."
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"We worked at Penguins Yoghurt."
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"- I met her on a bus. - She'll come around."
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"Pretzel?"
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"Thank you."
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"The first few weeks have been so hard, mentally, physically, emotionally."
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"It's like math camp all over again."
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"Not that I've been to math camp, it's an expression."
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"I use it all the time."
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"- Come on. - Anyway..."
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"Choosing friendship over sex is the last thing any guy wants to hear,"
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"but you know what?"
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"This time, it actually made sense to me."
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"Besides, I challenge anyone to survive being an intern"
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"without having a close group of friends to lean on."
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"I can't believe you lost our bottle opener."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"I miss it so much it hurts sometimes."
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"- You're a bad person. - Don't judge me."
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