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Clips from Scrubs - My Best Friend's Mistake (S01E01)

"I don't feel you have my back any more."
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"- You really feel that way? - Yeah, I do."
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"You do? Great."
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"I'll get them from my locker, you can write me a cheque."
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"Can you look at Mr Bidwell? His temperature's starting to spike."
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"Sure."
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"Legally, there's a huge difference."
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"Stitch a patient, sew a sheet to him, that's an accident."
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"He tries getting up, gurney collapses, breaks his front teeth,"
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"that's a lawsuit."
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"Say it with me. Accident. Lawsuit."
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"Accident. Lawsuit."
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"So, what is it, sweetheart?"
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"It's the sweetheart thing. It doesn't hit me right."
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"I'm a doctor, it seems sort of disrespectful."
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"I've always called men ''sport'' and ladies ''sweetheart''."
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"But you call Becky ''sport''."
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"Well, I am so sorry, sport."
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"It's one of those bad habits I've developed"
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"after working in the medical field for over 30 years."
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"30 years? But you look so young!"
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"It's hard to see a patient get worse instead of better."
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"That's kind of the opposite of what we're going for."
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"He was fine last night."
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"Now he's diaphoretic, in and out of consciousness, maybe septic."
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"We won't know till his blood work's back."
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"If he's septic, they might have to re-open this guy."
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"Course, there's also a chance he could die."
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"I've seen this before. Gauze, sponges,"
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"some young surgeon left something in this man."
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"No, I know the guy that closed. He'd never be that careless."
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"Excuse me, sorry."
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"Has anyone seen my keys?"
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"No? How about my wallet?"
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"Anyone?"
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"I've never seen that before."
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"Turk!"
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"Dr Cox, have you seen Turk?"
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"Turk."
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"I was just dreaming about you."
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"You were... Well, we were..."
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"You got a few minutes?"
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"Don't move."
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"No. Don't move."
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"- Have you seen Turk? - Yeah, I saw him."
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"He just went out that door."
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"Turk?"
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"Can't hear you."
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"- What? - Let me in!"
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"You love who?"
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"Mr Kavanaugh, your arrhythmia's much better."
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"Everything looks just great, actually."
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"You sound surprised."
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"It has nothing to do with you."
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"I had a run-in with Dr Kelso, so when he switched me to you,"
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"I thought it would be a difficult case."
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"Go on, I'm listening."
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"Excuse me while I check on another penis... patient."
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"Well, he's a penis patient."
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"Turk!"
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"No, I gotta talk to you."
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"No!"
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"It's nine up, OK? We just lost our fourth, it's your ball."
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"It's important."
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"This is not a joke either. This is real. It's surgical versus medical."
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"- Your ball, you're shirts. - Let's play."
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"There it was. Everything was more important than me now."
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"Don't bring in the same crap the last kid did."
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"Suddenly, I was so fed up"
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"I decided to teach Turk and Todd a lesson on the court."
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"You know, once I warm up a little."
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"JD, I'm gonna show you..."
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"what the deal... Oh, oh..."
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"- Throw the body out of him! - Oh!"
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"All right, that's game. What's so important?"
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"I was looking at Bidwell..."
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"One second."
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"I gotta go. But you played a good game."
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"I thought you sucked."
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"Go get your grub on."
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"- Hey, baby. - You gotta be kidding."
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"Yes?"
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"- Sorry to bother you, sir. - Well, if it isn't ''sport''."
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"How are things? Did you see Mr Kavanaugh today?"
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"Yes."
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"Yes, I did. Dr Kelso, I just wanted to say, well,"
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"as far as the sweetheart thing goes, maybe I overreacted."
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"Are you sure? I wouldn't want you to be the least bit uncomfortable."
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"I have no idea what possessed me to say anything in the first place."
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"You've got to leave me alone or I'll punish you."
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"- Absolutely no idea. - Super."
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"Then run along, sweetheart."
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"Have you seen Mr Bidwell's blood work?"
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"No, it hasn't come back yet."
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"- OK, have you seen Turk? - Not since this morning."
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"I'm sure you'll see him before I do, so..."
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"Bambi, are you giving me attitude?"
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"What if I am?"
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"You have to be a minority sidekick in a bad movie to pull that off."
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"- You know what I mean, right? - Child, you speak the truth!"
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"Explain it to him."
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"You do the hand, then the finger, then talk through the nose."
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"Then give a lot of attitude. If you're not from there, you don't understand..."
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"- OK, I'm gonna leave now. - What?"
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"Oh, no, you didn't! Where you going? Where you going?"
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"Thank you very much."
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"- What? - Hi, how are you?"
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"I have a quick legal question. I'm just curious."
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"- What if, hypothetically... - Oh, God! You killed somebody."
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"- No! - Someone else did."
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"- No, no one killed anyone. - Maimed, mutilated, disfigured."
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"I'm not sure there is a problem."
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"I'm running tests, doing everything I should."
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"If you know something, by not reporting it you're as culpable."
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"Anything you wanna tell me?"
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"Why am I protecting Turk when he can't give me five seconds?"
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"- Anything at all? - Tell him."
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"No."
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"Scared the hell out of me."
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"Dr Cox..."
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