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Clips from Resident Alien - Harry, a Parent (S02E02)

"- Previously on "Resident Alien"..."
Resident Alien
"- Hello, Harry. I’m Goliath."
Resident Alien
"I needed to send you a message."
Resident Alien
"- Look, I need more information on this alien race"
Resident Alien
"that you said is trying to take over the Earth."
Resident Alien
"- Here I go again, dragging another guy into my mess."
Resident Alien
"You still got it, Coach."
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"- You know, the Hardpack tournament’s coming up."
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"- It’s my knee. - Ew!"
Resident Alien
"- I’ve been training a lot. I think I overdid it."
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"- This package is from Violinda."
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"Harry, look at this."
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"It was just you and me there. No one else was there."
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"This makes no sense..."
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"unless you’re Goliath."
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"[country music playing]"
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"♪ ♪"
Resident Alien
"[engine stops]"
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"- [panting]"
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"- ♪ No, I can’t forget tomorrow ♪"
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"♪ When I think of all my sorrows ♪"
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"[both moaning]"
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"- I knew it. I knew it!"
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"- Honey, no! Honey, stop!"
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"[Harry Nilsson’s "Without You"]"
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"- Relax."
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"Hey. Hey!"
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"- Honey, stop! Don’t hurt him!"
Resident Alien
"♪ ♪"
Resident Alien
"- ♪ I can’t give anymore ♪"
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"♪ I can’t live--♪"
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"[Brown Bird’s "Bilgewater"]"
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"[laidback acoustic strumming]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"- It was cold in the Ice-Wind Desert."
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"but it was also lonely."
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"[contemplative music]"
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"I was left there to die."
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"Alone."
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"I did not care at the time,"
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"but thinking about it now..."
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"It was very painful."
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"All my siblings had already died."
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"I had killed them, of course."
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"- And how did that make you feel?"
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"- Having an absent father?"
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"- Mm."
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"- It makes me feel vulnerable."
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"- And how does that make you feel?"
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"[soft playful music]"
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"- Like you haven’t been listening"
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"to a single word I’ve said."
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"- And how-- [stammers]"
Resident Alien
"I have been listening to several words."
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"- Good morning, sir."
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"I got you a little something."
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"- Holy shit, a dinosaur egg!"
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"- What?"
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"- Oh, I’m sorry, Deputy. I got too excited."
Resident Alien
"Now, if it’s not a dinosaur egg,"
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"you’re gonna think I don’t like it,"
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"but I’ma keep an open mind, okay?"
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"Aw, a Patience snow globe."
Resident Alien
"Thank you, Deputy."
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"You got a little, mini town hall here."
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"Look at that-- a little, mini phone booth."
Resident Alien
"- I wonder who’s in this car?"
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"Maybe it’s Detective Lena Torres coming to visit."
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"- Okay, all right, I see what this is."
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"Patience snow globe, matchmaking--"
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"you’re trying to get me to stay."
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"Now, see, I would think if anybody was happy"
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"about me moving, it’d be you,"
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"because then if I moved,"
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"then, you know, maybe you could be sheriff someday."
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"- Me?"
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"[scoffs] A sheriff--really?"
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"- Although I can’t help but notice"
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"that UFO book on your desk."
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"You’re gonna have to get rid of some of these silly hobbies"
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"if you want to be taken seriously enough"
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"to run this department."
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"- UFOs aren’t a hobby"
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"as much as they are objects in the sky."
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"- No, I get it. We all got our fantasies."
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"I mean, hell, in another life,"
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"I could have been one of those Renaissance Faire guys, right?"
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"But I can’t be pulling people over"
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"wearing no suit of armor on no horse."
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"And I damn sure can’t write them no ticket"
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"with no jousting stick or turkey leg"
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"and a jug of mead in my hand."
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"- Well, it’s hard to argue with that logic."
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"[sentimental music]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"- Doing a good job keeping up for somebody who doesn’t train."
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"- It’s the only way I could spend time with you"
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"these days."
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"- I’ll let you off easy. We can walk a little bit here."
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"- Let me off easy?"
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"You’re the one who’s limping."
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"- I went pretty hard at the gym earlier today."
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"Maybe you remember. Oh, that’s right."
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"You were still sleeping."
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"- Well, maybe you should go a little less hard."
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"You know, your body speaks to you."
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"It knows what it can handle."
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"- Yeah. Key word: my body."
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"- Okay, let’s just keep things light."
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"[chuckles] - Sorry."
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"Sorry, I just got to push to get ready for the tournament."
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"It’s stressing me out."
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"It’s kind of my one shot"
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"to prove I can still kick ass, you know?"
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"- You’re gonna kill it."
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"I just don’t want you to get hurt"
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"because you pushed it too far."
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"- I have to push."
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"If I’m gonna make it through the qualifiers, I..."
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"It’s just my knee is compensating"
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