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Clips from The Great North - Wanted: Delmer Alive Adventure (S02E02)

"Paw prints. We're being hunted."
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"Let's all go back-to-back and stick together."
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"Or, better idea, let's split up."
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"Mm, definitely not."
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"And... split!"
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"And they split up,"
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"just like dummies always do in scary movies."
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"Yeah. So obviously the squirrel gets Duke,"
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"because he wasn't a main character"
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"and we need a death now to keep the audience interested."
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"No! I was going to open an ice cream shop!"
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"It was going to be called Duke's Scoops... Aah!"
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"Then the squirrel stalks Deppy."
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"Lawler? Where are you, bro?"
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"Oh, no. This isn't good."
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"- Aah!"
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"Thanks, Grandpa."
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"Sorry, I know that sounded sarcastic,"
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"but that's just how I talk."
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"I'm genuinely grateful, old man."
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"- Beef! - There's a monster out here."
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"- What should we do? - Well, hmm."
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"How did a ground squirrel mutate into a giant monster?"
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"Could it have encountered a toxic substance?"
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"Uh, well, we did leave"
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"a skunky killer chili beer keg in the woods."
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"It's not a huge whoop."
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"It actually is a huge whoop."
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"Littering hurts everyone."
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"If it's chili that's made him,"
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"it's only chili that can destroy him."
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"Delmer's plan was simple."
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"They would make their own skunky chili beer"
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"and use it as bait."
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"Hmm. What am I missing?"
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"This squirrel doesn't just want to eat chili, it wants..."
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"Pringles? Frosting?"
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"Blood."
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"The bait was ready."
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"Dad and Delmer used their outdoor skills"
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"to construct the perfect trap."
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"Now all they had to do was wait."
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"- Can I hold the rope? - Are you just gonna pull on it"
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"- and then make a big fart sound? Yeah."
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"Shh!"
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"Now, Beef!"
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"Release the knot!"
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"But the squirrel didn't fall, and then he used"
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"his super squirrel strength to slap a tree over."
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"Oh, no! There's a tree on me!"
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"Boys, pull out your official Camp Heck Yeah! pocketknives."
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"Oh, whoops, I put a candy bar in there."
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"So Dad was on his own!"
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"-Things were about to get nuts!"
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"Ooh, babe, that could be the tagline for your movie poster."
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"Oh, I'll just type it in the notes app in my phone."
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"Things..."
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"- were..."
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"- Guys, the story. - Right!"
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"Beef! Throwing star."
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"Time to hurl this squirrel."
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"You just got Deppy'd!"
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"- Deppy, you didn't do anything. - See, Beef?"
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"Everyone thought you weren't cool,"
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"but you did the coolest thing of all--"
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"save everybody's lives."
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"Then it freeze-frames on them high-fiving"
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"in the air, and that was the end."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Speaking of movies, we might need"
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"to Weekend at Bernie's this bad boy."
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"- Ah. - Oh, did I save the town again with pee?"
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"Better. knowledge."
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"Hey, bud. Just 30 minutes to go,"
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"and then you can go to Sleep City."
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"Dad, do a story."
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"Okay, um..."
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"Ooh, how about Delmer and the Sea Monster?"
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"- Eh... - Sure, if you want him to fall asleep and die."
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"Yeah, that one is boring, and if I remember correctly,"
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"half that story is lists of outdated maritime laws."
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"Uh, I think everyone loves my maritime law talk."
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"Dad,"
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"I absolutely hate your maritime law talk."
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"Maybe For Delmer's life's sake"
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"you could at least let the sea monster have a fun voice."
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"Maybe it..."
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"sounds like this."
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"I will consider it."
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"It all started at The Russian Restaurant."
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"I had just learned that my dear Kathleen"
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"was pregnant with our first child."
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"I was terrified, so Delmer and I decided to have"
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"what we called a "rager.""
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"Some lunch and a quiet day of fishing and contemplations."
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"We were finishing up our sandwiches when..."
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"Whoops."
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"Spilled some mustard on my shirt."
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"Look at me, Mr. Mustard over here."
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"I'll go to the bathroom and clean this stain"
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"with some cool water because, as we all know,"
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"- if you use warm water, it actually sets it. Dad!"
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"You've been talking about mustard for five minutes."
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"- Be exciting. - Okay. Got it."
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"- So the mustard stain came out. - Dad, no."
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"But more importantly, there was a salty old sea captain"
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"holding court in the pub."
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"And there she was, clear as me hand before me now,"
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"the Sea Monster of Lone Moose."
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"She was ten stories tall if she were an inch,"
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"with a long, spiky tail so sharp it'd surely cut through you"
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"like a hot knife through blubber!"
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"Okay,"
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"this sounds like the 1880s."
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"Oh, please. I allowed you your historical inaccuracies,"
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"you can allow me mine."
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"So, putting no stock in the sea monster yarn,"
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"and with Delmer by my side, I journeyed out"
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"into uncharted waters."
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"Ship wreckage."
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