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Clips from The Great North - Wanted: Delmer Alive Adventure (S02E02)

"So the three of them headed"
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"to the secret government headquarters"
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"in Delmer's dinosaur race car."
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"Dad added that part during"
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"Moon's heavy dinosaur phase."
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"Which is ongoing."
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"And they raced off to the building."
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"Wakey-wakey, don't die today-key."
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"Yep, I'm here."
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"Once inside, they headed to the one place"
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"all government secrets are kept..."
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"The administrative office."
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"Hello. I'd like the form"
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"that's used to figure out where all the adults in town"
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"- have gone, please. - Mm-kay."
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"But just then, the administrator got an itchy nose."
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"But not on her human nose-- on her nonhuman nose."
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"So she took her head off, revealing..."
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"♪ Dun, dun, dun! ♪"
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"-That she was an alien!"
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"Ah, crud. Did I just take my head off"
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"and reveal that I'm an alien?"
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"Hold on. I can't see through this thing."
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"Yep, you took it off."
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"So, listen, we're going to put our human heads back on,"
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"and then we can all just pretend that none of this ever happened."
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"Okay? Everyone agree? Let's pinkie promise."
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"Let go of my brother!"
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"And now that they officially knew"
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"that aliens had taken over the town,"
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"they officially had to check out that meteor."
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"So Dad led Delmer and Uncle Brian"
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"to the spot where he saw the glowing object land."
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"And that's when they found the town's adults being force-fed"
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"-from a massive buffet. Because the aliens"
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"had a plan that was truly heinous from Uranus."
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"Bork. Bork-bork-bork. Bork. Bork-bork-bork."
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"Bork-bork-bork."
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"Bork-bork-bork. Bork-bork-bork."
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"Bork-bork. Bork-bork. Bork."
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"Bork..."
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"Oh, poop bomb. That's scary."
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"I hope it doesn't go off."
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"Yeah, it used to be just a regular bomb,"
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"but Dad added the poop because poop really makes Judy laugh."
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"It totally does."
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"Wait, Delmer, what's the Yupik word for "poop" again?"
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"-Anaq."
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"See? It's funny in any language."
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"Oh, man."
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"Judy, may I go on?"
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"Luckily, Delmer, the smartest person we know,"
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"happened to be fluent in Bork,"
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"so he was able to decipher what they were saying."
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"Oh, no! Countdown clock!"
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"All the numbers are in Bork, but trust me, it's counting down."
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"We've got Bork minutes to go."
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"Hey, buddy."
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"Just three hours to go till you can sleep."
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"That's right, but the residents of Lone Moose"
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"- didn't even have three hours. - Because the aliens were planning"
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"to bomb the poop out of Lone Moose, Delmer,"
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"Dad and Uncle Brian ran back to Delmer's house to regroup."
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"That's when Delmer decided to take a think-and-pee,"
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"because he does all his best thinking while peeing."
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"But then a cold breeze blew in from the window"
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"and gave him the wiener shivers, causing him to jump."
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"And the alien tentacle he had pocketed earlier fell out!"
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"Pee hit the tentacle, and it shriveled up and disappeared!"
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"And that's when Delmer realized"
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"that the aliens might have loved poop,"
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"but pee would kill them instantly!"
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"It was time to show those aliens"
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"why pee has always been number one."
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"Thus began Operation Golden Powers."
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"They drank all the liquids in the fridge"
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"and filled the balloons with pee."
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"The aliens thought they had it all wrapped up"
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"as they celebrated."
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"-But... - Pee-pee-ki-yay, mother-Borkers!"
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"Say hello to my yellow friend!"
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"Pee you in hell!"
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"They were really a bunch of catchphrase kings."
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"And then Delmer figured out how to disarm the bomb."
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"Well, obviously it's the brown one. For poop."
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"Poop. Oh, God."
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"- Oh, yeah!"
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"Then he freed all the adults, who all still"
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"really had to poop."
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"So they started pooping absolutely everywhere--"
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"but with freedom and a deep sense of gratitude to Delmer."
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"And Dad and Uncle Brian found their parents"
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"and took them home to poop in peace."
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"The end."
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"Or was it?"
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"- It was. - Fun story, kids."
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"I enjoyed the poop out of it."
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"- Uh-oh."
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"Someone's looking sleepy."
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"But don't worry, D, I'm gonna tell you"
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"my favorite Delmer story,"
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"and it's gonna knock your friggin' socks off!"
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"Okay, but fair warning, several of my toes are dead."
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"The story's about the time that Dad worked"
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"at that summer camp you owned, Camp Heck Yeah!"
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"Oh, Heck Yeah! Those were good times."
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"Sure, those seemed like good times,"
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"but underneath the surface, a terror lurked."
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"Ooh, are we doing a horror film set at summer camp?"
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"I'm very familiar with the genre."
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"I've seen them all."
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"Friday the 13th. Cabin in the Woods."
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"Arnold's at It Again."
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"So I'll be able to jump in on the story."
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"Fade in... Exterior. Camp Heck Yeah! Day."
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"The camp was a classic teen camp"
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"right out of the actual '80s."
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"It wasn't the '80s when I worked there, guys."
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"- I'm not that old. - Agree to disagree."
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"But like all summer sleepaway camps,"
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