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Clips from The Great North - Wanted: Delmer Alive Adventure (S02E02)

"♪ Look up there ♪"
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"♪ What do you see? ♪"
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"♪ Nature and stuff ♪"
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"-♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪"
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"♪ Catch some fish ♪"
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"♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪"
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"♪ Wow ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪"
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"♪ From longest night to longest day ♪"
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"♪ In the Great North. ♪"
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"So no one in this family"
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"has ever bought shorts before?"
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"Absolutely not. If you want shorts,"
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"buy pants, wear 'em till the knees give out,"
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"and cut 'em off like a normal person."
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"Honestly, the entire shorts industry should be shut down."
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"- Bunch of crooks."
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"You've reached the cellular device of Beef,"
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"owner of device speaking."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Got it. Be right there."
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"Now, don't freak out, but that was the hospital."
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"Delmer bonked his head eating soup too fast."
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"He just slipped right out of his chair."
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"- Oh, no. - Papa D."
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"Chairs are tricky."
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"I want that soup brought to justice."
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"They're releasing him, but he can't drive himself."
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"I'm gonna go pick him up."
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"Aw, it's so nice/weird that your dad is best friends"
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"with a sweet 80-year-old man."
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"Their personalities are the same age."
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"Oh, yeah, Dad and Delmer have always been super close."
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"Delmer's kids were grown and moved away,"
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"and Dad's parents were fun but absolutely bonkers."
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"And not always around."
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"So whenever he needed help..."
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"- Or advice. - Or someone to help him"
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"with his homework who knew the entire alphabet."
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"Grandpa was pretty good up to "Q,""
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"but after that he'd just circle back to "A.""
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"Dad would just go over to Uncle Delmer's."
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"He was his rock."
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"Everyone needs a rock."
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"Personally, my rock is The Rock."
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"Have you guys seen Skyscraper?"
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"He humiliates that dumbass building."
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"Ding-dong."
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"Delmer's here. And he might have a concussion."
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"You can't have this angel yet."
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"- You hear me? - Who are these people?"
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"Those hippies from the news?"
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"He's got jimjam amnesia!"
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"Ha-ha! Gotcha! My brain works fine."
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"- Oh! - Good one, D. - I was got."
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"But if I ever lose my wits like that,"
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"flip me into the wood chipper, will you?"
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"You have my word."
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"The doctor recommended we keep him up"
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"for the next four hours in case he has a concussion."
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"Four hours? Oh, that's way past my bedtime."
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"I'm usually tucked in by 9:00 p.m."
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"Now, who has a good idea of how to keep Delmer awake"
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"- for 240 minutes? - I could just bust out my pan flute and..."
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"No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!"
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"- Okay. - I know."
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"We could tell some Delmer stories to keep Delmer awake."
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"You know, like the ones Dad used to tell us at bedtime."
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"Beef used to tell you stories about me?"
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"Oh, yeah. Dad would tell us bedtime stories"
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"about the adventures you two had together."
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"They were very exciting."
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"Sometimes Dad would even have"
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"to swaddle me after to calm me down."
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"Personally, my favorite was always the one"
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"about the thing that fell from the sky."
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"Sure was. Ham and Moon's, too."
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"aliens, pee, buffets..."
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"Yep. It all started 30-some years ago."
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"When a young Dad and Uncle Brian"
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"were outside of this very house."
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"Being kissed by the cool night air."
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"- Beef! A shooting star! - Hmm."
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"Wait a second. Our Farmers' Almanac"
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"didn't predict any meteor showers tonight."
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"But I guess nature can surprise you."
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"The next morning, Delmer was at Maude's."
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"Everyone was bebop'ing to the jukebox,"
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"the waitresses were all on roller skates,"
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"and poodle skirts were poodlin'."
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"How old"
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"- do you think I am? - I'm describing the '80s."
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"That's the '50s."
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"You know what? Never mind. Just keep going."
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"Delmer was waiting patiently to order his usual breakfast--"
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"black coffee and a hard-boiled egg he brought from home--"
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"when, to his surprise..."
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"How surprising. You're not my regular waitress."
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"Yeah, hon. Moira's mysteriously gone missing."
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"My husband is also missing."
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"I emptied his bank account. He would have wanted it that way."
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"Meanwhile, unable to find their parents"
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"when they woke that morning,"
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"Dad and Uncle Brian set off to find Delmer."
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"Delmer, we can't find Mom and Dad."
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"We've checked all their usual places--"
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"the dumpster behind the pretzel factory, jail--"
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"- but nothing. - So, what can I get you?"
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"The check, please."
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"Time to go fishing... for the truth."
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"I thought he was gonna say for fish."
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"I don't suppose you think Mom and Dad's disappearance"
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"has anything to do with that incredibly mysterious meteor"
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"we saw last night that crashed into the woods?"
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"I do suppose."
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"Come on, boys, kita."
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