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Clips from Yellowstone - A Thundering (S02E02)

"- Yeah."
Yellowstone
"- Can you give us a minute?"
Yellowstone
"- Good to see you Kayce."
Yellowstone
"- You too."
Yellowstone
"I was hoping I made it before he fell asleep."
Yellowstone
"- You didn't."
Yellowstone
"- Tell me how this works, Monica."
Yellowstone
"I'm his father. You can't keep me from him."
Yellowstone
"- I'm not trying to keep you from him,"
Yellowstone
"I just have to shield him from what you've done."
Yellowstone
"I can't let him see it catch up to you."
Yellowstone
"- Ain't catching up with me tonight."
Yellowstone
"- You wake him up, you put him back to sleep."
Yellowstone
"- Maybe I'll..."
Yellowstone
"I'll just watch him for a bit. Is that okay?"
Yellowstone
"- Take all the time you want."
Yellowstone
"[crying]"
Yellowstone
"- Hey. - Hey."
Yellowstone
"- Let me order you a drink."
Yellowstone
"- No, I'm fine."
Yellowstone
"It's a brand new me."
Yellowstone
"Money's my new drug."
Yellowstone
"- It's my favorite."
Yellowstone
"You found offices?"
Yellowstone
"- Right on Main Street. For all the world to see."
Yellowstone
"- So, what's your first move?"
Yellowstone
"- You've got these land developers like Jenkins."
Yellowstone
"They find pristine recreational property,"
Yellowstone
"build McMansions, and sell the dream."
Yellowstone
"Some, like Jenkins, they take it further,"
Yellowstone
"build hotels, subdivisions."
Yellowstone
"But they all leave with their tails tucked"
Yellowstone
"because they don't have the cash flow"
Yellowstone
"to make a real business out of land."
Yellowstone
"- You do that in town."
Yellowstone
"- Or you do this-- we set up a fund."
Yellowstone
"That fund buys land,"
Yellowstone
"puts the land in a conservation easement"
Yellowstone
"which cuts the property tax by two-thirds,"
Yellowstone
"then we go to the Department of Agriculture,"
Yellowstone
"and we enroll the land in a CRP."
Yellowstone
"- What the hell is CRP?"
Yellowstone
"- It's the federal government paying us not to farm it."
Yellowstone
"- Why would they do that?"
Yellowstone
"- To control the supply, Bob."
Yellowstone
"That way they don't have to worry"
Yellowstone
"about local farmers diluting the market."
Yellowstone
"It's pretty fucking shitty."
Yellowstone
"But it's great for us."
Yellowstone
"The government pay per acre, per year."
Yellowstone
"- How much?"
Yellowstone
"- Depends on the land."
Yellowstone
"Around here?"
Yellowstone
"Could be 3-400 dollars an acre."
Yellowstone
"The government paid off the land for us in 7 years."
Yellowstone
"We become landlords who get paid not to rent."
Yellowstone
"- Sounds like a pyramid scheme."
Yellowstone
"- With the government at the bottom."
Yellowstone
"We start with a 100 million dollar investment in land."
Yellowstone
"We funnel the CRP funds into more land purchases."
Yellowstone
"We can buy roughly 50 thousand acres per year"
Yellowstone
"without spending a dime."
Yellowstone
"We are profitable by the end of year two"
Yellowstone
"with a net revenue of 46 million per year."
Yellowstone
"The more land we buy, the more that number grows."
Yellowstone
"- Why hasn't anyone done this before?"
Yellowstone
"- Because they can't afford the two years."
Yellowstone
"They don't have the investment infrastructure."
Yellowstone
"The Dan Jenkins' of the world"
Yellowstone
"don't have this much junk in their shorts."
Yellowstone
"Know what I mean?"
Yellowstone
"How are you fixed for junk, Bob?"
Yellowstone
"I understand what's in this for me."
Yellowstone
"Beyond your fee, what's in it for you, Beth?"
Yellowstone
"Because something's buried under the skin with you."
Yellowstone
"- I'm making you money, Bob."
Yellowstone
"And I am digging a 200 square mile moat"
Yellowstone
"around my father's ranch."
Yellowstone
"- We put the land into the hedge fund."
Yellowstone
"Use the brokers to buy up the land."
Yellowstone
"Don't haggle on price."
Yellowstone
"Just start gobbling."
Yellowstone
"That's how I'm fixed for junk."
Yellowstone
"- I always knew you tucked it in your sock, Bob."
Yellowstone
"- I need another one of these from...anyone."
Yellowstone
"[chuckles]"
Yellowstone
"- Got a whole handful boys."
Yellowstone
"- Easy to say when you're not here."
Yellowstone
"[chatter]"
Yellowstone
"- Aw. Sorry buddy. I can't."
Yellowstone
"[chatter]"
Yellowstone
"- No, that's not as good as he was."
Yellowstone
"- All right. Hit it."
Yellowstone
"- Ha."
Yellowstone
"- That's game. - You son of a bitch."
Yellowstone
"- It's Saturday night."
Yellowstone
"This all we're gonna do?"
Yellowstone
"Jesus!"
Yellowstone
"Is it just the one set of testicles y'all share?"
Yellowstone
"[Cowboy laughs]"
Yellowstone
"- You know, except for the pair I'm wearing,"
Yellowstone
"she's got the only set of balls in this bunkhouse."
Yellowstone
"When I was your age,"
Yellowstone
"we was out in the arena playin' real poker."
Yellowstone
"Cowboy poker."
Yellowstone
"- There's a thought. - Get your ass out in the arena."
Yellowstone
"- Sorry, what's cowboy poker?"
Yellowstone
"- We're not gonna do it so don't worry about it."
Yellowstone
"- [imitates chicken]"
Yellowstone
"[bulls grunt]"
Yellowstone
"- Y'all sure about this?!"
Yellowstone
"- Does someone want to explain the rules?"
Yellowstone
"- Last one at the table keeps the pot."
Yellowstone
"You want some courage?"
Yellowstone
"- Yeah."
Yellowstone
"- Drink up, dipshits."
Yellowstone
"- Y'all are getting horse traded by this ol' bastard."
Yellowstone
"Jimmy, stay seated, no matter what."
Yellowstone
"Bull always goes for the table first."
Yellowstone
"- This is fucking nuts."
Yellowstone
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