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Clips from Weeds - Wonderful Wonderful (S05E05)

"Shane, tomorrow Andy's going to take you up to Oakland..."
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"...to stay with my sister for a while. Your Aunt Jill."
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"You remember Aunt Jill?"
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"Fuck that."
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"No, Andy's coming to the forest with me and Doug."
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"It's for your own safety and that's the end of it. You're going."
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"-Your little camping trip will have to wait. -It's not a camping trip, it's business."
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"-I gotta get my clones in the ground. -Bunch of bullshit."
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"He stays and I get sent to Oakland? Forget it."
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"You know what? Take them both."
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"No. I'm not just some kid you can send to his room."
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"Oh, and I am? Fuck you."
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"You are. You get one pube you think you're a grown-up? Just deal."
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"-Shane. -Hey, hey, hey, I'm baking in here."
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"-Andy, do something. -What? I gotta check the bread."
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"-Stop it. -I've got a afro down there, you asshole."
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"-Stop it. -Surrounding your pussy."
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"Gorgeous."
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"Goddamn it. I said stop."
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"Hot. Hot."
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"My beautiful loaf."
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"You ruin everything you touch!"
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"-Yeah, you better run. -Fuck you."
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"Hey, Nance, you're back. What's new?"
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"Careful, okay?"
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"You bringing sunscreen?"
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"It'll be okay, sweetie."
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"It's only temporary."
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"We'll talk on the phone."
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"-What's going on? -Flash mob."
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"-Why? -Because it's cool."
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"Because it's cool."
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"Previously on Weeds:"
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"This is your new job."
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"It's a maternity store. This is the back room."
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"You must be punished."
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"He's the mayor?"
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"-Are you in love with me? -Yes."
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"Mom?"
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"-You take too many drugs. -Mostly Xanax and coke."
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"Cocaine?"
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"At some point recently, everything became right or wrong."
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"What did you do?"
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"-What the fuck? -Exactly."
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"This is supposed to be a pot tunnel."
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"No magical "weed only" sign at the entrance."
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"Captain Till, there's a tunnel."
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"You make a bust, you get Guillermo and it never comes back to me."
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"-I'm Harmony. Do you party? -Yeah."
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"-Head cheese sandwich, please. -I'm not giving weed to my little brother."
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"-You're in love with Nancy. -I'm not in love."
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"-You so are. -I gotta go. Shit's blowing up."
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"I used to have shit. Used to blow up all the time. Now nothing."
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"Legendary."
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"I am the only one here that has any chance to make amends."
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"I don't know where Quinn is."
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"She's living in Mohawka with Rodolfo."
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"I'm glad that you came here to see me..."
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"...so I can tie you up and lock you in a room..."
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"...until I sell your ass back into suburban slavery."
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"You fucking bitch."
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"-Shall I call your father now? -Tell Daddy Dean I want 200,000."
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"Who's Guillermo's boss? Who owns the fucking tunnel?"
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"I don't know."
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"-I'd like to see you tonight. -Has to be tonight?"
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"-I will send the car. -I can drive myself."
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"Terrifically Gift Baskets."
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"I need to get a birthday gift for my 18 year-old. Can you help?"
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"I'm thinking of buying some land. Little farm where I can grow pot."
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"-You want a partner? -What would you like the card to say?"
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""Silas, you are loved." And add the butter cookies."
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"-I thought you loved me. -I do love you."
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"-I think I can make you happy. -It's too late."
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"Feels like a boy."
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"It feels like a boy."
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"Anyone else know about the situation?"
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"Okay."
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"Send some flowers to the families and buy a new rug."
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"You should go home now."
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"-I should. -Cesar will take you home."
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"No, that's okay. I have my car. I can drive myself."
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"Cesar will drive you home in your car, then."
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"No. He must have a lot on his mind."
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"The sudden death of two work friends."
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"-He should take some time to process. -I don't need to process."
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"If you're gonna kill me, please do it fast. Like with these guys."
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"Not the whole, "let's go for a drive, and then we'll pull over and I'll shoot you.""
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"Nancy."
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"Go home."
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"-Alone? -Yes."
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"I will be in touch."
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"-There's another door. -Oh, right. The other door. Okay."
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"-I'll talk to you soon. -Oh, yes."
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"Okay."
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"Bye, then."
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"This is a beautiful card."
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"Here. Take it."
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"Think I'm gonna pass. Beauty is subjective."
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"However, this is gorgeous."
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"-Hello. -Is this Dean Hodes?"
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"Mr. Dean Hodes?"
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"-Damn it. -What?"
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"-Fucking bugs. -Please be quiet while I'm on the phone."
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"Hello?"
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"-Who is this? -I have your wife."
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"-Excuse me? -Celia."
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"I have your wife, Celia."
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"Now, you listen to me."
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"You send me money."
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"Yeah, she's no longer my wife. We're divorced."
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"Then I will kill her. You hear me? If you do not pay, she dies."
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"Dad, I'm throwing a six."
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"Yeah, listen, I'm broke and she's my ex..."
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"-...so do what you what you gotta do. -Are you not listening?"
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"I will kill her! I slit her neck."
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"I smash her head!"
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"All right, thanks for calling. Knock yourself out. Bye-bye."
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"Hello?"
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"Well, that..."
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"...is the one. Gin."
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