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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - The Breakup (S01E01)

"Can't you clean up just one thing at a time?"
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"( coughs )"
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"Felix, what kind of air freshener is that?"
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"Sea Wind... "makes every room as fresh as the incoming tide.""
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"What's wrong?"
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"I don't like the smell of the incoming tide."
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"I like green pine."
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"Green pine?"
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"Am I to gather that you'd"
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"prefer I freshen the room with green pine?"
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"No, no, you're my guest."
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"Freshen the air with anything that you like."
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"But will you spray fast and sit down?"
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"You got me on a blitz."
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"Well, I've checked your books,"
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"and you can continue to live like a king... if you don't eat."
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"( grunting )"
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"He did it to me."
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"The curse of the Felix, it's on my head, he did it."
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"Look at that."
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"( dishes clatter )"
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"( shoe squeaks on slippery floor )"
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"Isn't this ridiculous?"
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"Not especially."
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"But that... that's ridiculous."
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"Vinnie, if I were you, I'd speak to Bebe"
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"about her furniture polish."
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"Whatever she's using is leaving a film."
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"I polish the furniture."
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"Oh."
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"I don't see any film."
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"My ex-wife could never see any film either."
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"Gloria had weak depth perception."
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"I don't see it because it's not there."
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"If you say so."
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"Not because I say so, because it doesn't exist."
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"Fine. It doesn't exist."
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"But if you'd try Neverdust,"
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"instead of whatever it is you're using..."
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"I tried Neverdust and it had a funny smell."
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"You're telling me my tables smell?"
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"Felix, I... I never smelled your tables."
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"Now, will you pick a card?"
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"I don't need to."
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"Why?"
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"Gin."
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"Why don't you admit it: you miss him."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"What's to miss?"
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"This is living."
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"I'll tell you what I do miss:"
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"a doctor, because I think"
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"I shattered the whole knee."
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"( phone ringing )"
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"( phone continues ringing )"
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"( phone continues ringing )"
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"Yeah?"
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"Hi, it's me."
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"Oh, Felix the witch doctor."
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"I just wanted to tell you where to forward my mail."
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"Oh, you got bounced out of Vinnie's so fast?"
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"My parting with Vinnie was perfectly amicable."
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"Yeah, yeah, okay, where are you now?"
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"I'm upstairs at the Pigeon sisters'."
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"They insisted I come."
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"And in a few hours, they'll insist you go."
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"This is ridiculous, Oscar."
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"Same to you, pal."
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"You're really sure I won't be in the way, aren't you?"
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"Oh, of course not."
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"It'll be great fun having you."
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"Really? Yes!"
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"It'll be like one big party."
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"Oh, wonderful. And I'll do all the cooking."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"I do all the cooking in this house."
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"Oh, there I go, I'm awful."
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"Of course you'll do all the cooking."
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"I'll just cook for myself."
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"Oh, no, I can prepare all your favorite dishes."
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"Oh, yes, Gwen's marvelous."
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"You should see her late husband."
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"He was as thin as a rail."
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"She had him stout in no time."
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"He wasn't stout."
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"Oh, if that Sidney wasn't stout."
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"No."
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"He was... well-proportioned."
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"Oh, yes, well-proportioned, for a big fat fellow."
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"Oh, stop it..."
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"I make awful noises at night with my sinuses."
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"Oh. Oh."
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"Oh, well, that's all right."
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"Cessie and I are loud snorers."
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"Not as loud as big fat Sidney."
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"( giggling )"
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"I just wanted to tell you, I do strange things."
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"( both giggling )"
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"Felix, I've told you before,"
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"we're nice girls."
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"( mumbling, laughing )"
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"FELIX: I know."
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"I just wanted to warn you"
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"that it may not all be one big party."
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"Some people seem to find me difficult to live with."
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"Oh, that's silly."
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"I'm tired out from all this moving."
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"One thing: When do you girls bathe?"
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"Aren't you getting a little personal?"
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"We both bathe in the morning, Felix."
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"Why?"
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"Ah, that's bad, you see, that makes three."
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"FELIX: It would be so much better"
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"if one of us took his bath at night before going to bed."
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"Well, you two talk it over."
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"Good night."
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"He may be right, you know."
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"What? About the shower?"
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"No, about it not being one big party."
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"Don't you agree?"
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