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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - For Your Own Good (S01E01)

"(alarm ringing)"
The Goldbergs (2013)
"Adult adam: It's a funny thing about dads..."
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"They always tend to be creatures of habit."
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"At least, my father was."
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"He liked what he liked, and he hated change."
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"Ever since I can remember, he wore the same shoes,"
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"He ate the same breakfast. (crunching)"
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"I'm home!"
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"Don't anybody bother me!"
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"And every day, he'd come home at 5:15,"
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"Park his pants at the door, sit in the same chair,"
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"And watch the same show. (tv turns on)"
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"If you tried to change anything,"
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"He'd fight you tooth and nail."
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"That's why my mom created the illusion"
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"Everything stayed the same, but it wasn't."
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"That magical pair of shoes that never wore out..."
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"She secretly replaced them every eight months."
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"That laissez-faire attitude about his personal grooming..."
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"She tended to that, too."
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"She even managed to switch him"
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"To low-fat cream cheese without him noticing."
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"This tastes funny."
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"No, it doesn't. Okay."
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"Yep, beverly goldberg had always been the puppet master,"
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"And my dad had no idea."
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"Beverly!"
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"That is, until the day she got a new chair."
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"Beverly! Beverly goldberg!"
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"What the hell is sitting where my chair should be?"
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"Surprise! (chuckles)"
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"I thought it was time for an upgrade."
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"Don't you just love it?"
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"Where's my chair... The one I've been sitting in for 20 years?"
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"I donated it to goodwill."
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"Without telling me? Why would you do that?"
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"Honey, you're always complaining about how your back hurts."
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"It's that old chair."
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"You never liked that chair."
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"You've always been jealous of what we've had together."
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""we"? Who's "we"?"
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"Me and mr. Chair. That's right, it had a name."
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"Well, it's not a very good one."
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"Mine is top-of-the-line."
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"You're gonna love how comfy it is."
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"(leather squishes)"
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"Oh. It's so spongy."
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"Honey, you're gonna have to trust me on this."
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"I bought it for your own good."
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"I can't breathe. Can't breathe."
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"Well, stop sitting like that."
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"You're sitting uncomfortably on purpose."
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"It's engulfing me."
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"Stop it!"
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"Those are exaggerated body movements."
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"♪ I'm twisted up inside"
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"♪ but nonetheless I feel the need to say"
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"♪ I don't know the future"
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"♪ but the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪"
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"(indistinct shouting) adult adam: It was March 7, 1980-something."
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"And like every day, I rode the bus."
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"Back then, this was the wild west..."
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"No seatbelts, no security cameras,"
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"No one to stop the one dude who made your life miserable."
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"For me, it was an eighth grader named j.C. Spink."
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"Look who it is... Adam gold-nerd."
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"He may have been tiny, but he was terrible."
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"Can you please lay off today, j.C.?"
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"I forgot my gym shorts and had to run the mile in jeans."
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"I have a really bad chafe."
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"Oh, man. I am so sorry to hear that."
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"Hey, everybody."
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"Adam has got some sting-y thighs."
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"So if I see one spitball hit this kid,"
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"You will have to deal with me."
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"Wow. Thanks, dude. That's... That's really..."
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"(spits) (laughter)"
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"Everybody get their asses in their seats."
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"Especially you, spink!"
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"Yes, sir."
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"Mind if we share?"
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"(brakes hiss)"
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"I was plastered up against that window for the next 20 minutes."
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"And then I saw barry doing what he did best... Flipping out."
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"No! No! No, no, no!"
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"What the hell is his deal?"
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"Where the hell is my sports illustrated football phone?"
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"Damn it. Where? Where? Where?"
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"Ow! (groans)"
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"Unreal! Unreal! That's my big brother, barry."
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"He's clinically insane. (groans)"
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"For real?"
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"The doctors gave up on him."
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"He's too crazy for their modern medicine."
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"(groans) where is my phone?"
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"And if you don't back off, I'm bringing him on this bus,"
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"And he'll smear you against a window."
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"J.C. Was running scared."
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"Now I just had to get barry on board."
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"Unfortunately, he was a little preoccupied with more urgent matters."
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"The dude on tv said my football phone would be here in eight weeks."
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"It's been 10!"
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"I mean, what am I supposed to do, huh?"
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"Make phone calls on a phone-shaped phone"
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"Like some kind of animal?"
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"I say good day to you, sir."
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"(receiver slams)"
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"Rough stuff, man. (sighs)"
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"I can see you're going through a lot."
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"Speaking of difficult problems,"
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"Is there any way you would start"
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"Riding the bus to school with me again? Huh?"
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"Why would I ride the bus with you"
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"When I carpool with erica and her smoking-hot friend lainey"
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"Who secretly loves me but is too afraid to act on it?"
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"(sighs) look."
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"There's this kid who's making my life hell."
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"And if you were there, he'd leave me alone."
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"I do have an air of badass about me."
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"So you'll do it? Hmm."
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