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Clips from Master of None - Mornings (S01E01)

"Yeah, there we go."
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"Yes."
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"Yes!"
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"[laughter]"
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"Um, how did the interview go?"
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"The interview went really, really well,"
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"but I decided not to take the position,"
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"which actually worked out for the best,"
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"because I talked to them how I was unhappy working with all the crappy bands,"
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"and they totally got it,"
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"and now they're gonna make more of an effort"
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"to position me with artists I'm really into."
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"-That's great. -Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, six months would have been pretty intense."
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"I-- I guess I was a little scared. Um..."
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"I know we fight about, like, silly stuff,"
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"and I have been known to make silly faces"
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"when I'm going down on you."
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"But, um,"
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"I really like this."
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"I like this, too."
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"And I like this."
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"-Mmm, so good. -Hey, hey, take it easy."
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"-So good. -You're going crazy."
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"Stop. No."
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"-Eh? -That looks nice."
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"-Yeah, this is better. -Yeah."
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"[knock at door]"
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"Ooh, that's them."
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"-Hello. -Hey."
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"-How are you? -Good, good. Come on in."
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"How are you?"
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"What's up, man?"
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"It's so dirty in the stairway."
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"You need to move to a nicer building."
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"It's old."
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"Maybe you should find a cleaner place."
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"Yeah."
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"You know, because most of the buildings in New York are nice and cheap,"
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"so I'll just pop into one of those"
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"instead of this one that I chose for no reason."
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"I still don't believe"
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"that you've been living with this girl for a whole year"
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"and didn't tell us."
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"Yeah, but I don't know, it's--"
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"I thought it might be weird because you guys"
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"are from a different culture and everything."
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"Different culture?"
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"Po-da! We've been living here for 40 years."
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"It is like that movie."
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"What's the one?"
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"The Ben Stiller movie where he meets the parents?"
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"It's called Meet the Parents."
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"Meet the Parents!"
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"Stop it, Ramesh."
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"I like that movie."
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"It's funny."
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"Just tea?"
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"Any Indian sweets?"
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"Some laddus?"
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"No, we don't have any Indian sweets."
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"We have some cheeses."
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"Cheese?"
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"I don't like cheese."
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"Any popadam?"
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"Popadam is Indian chips."
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"Rachel, we brought you a small gift."
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"Thank you so much."
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"You didn't have to do that."
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"I hope you like it."
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"Wow, I love it."
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"Oh, my God, thank you."
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"It's so nice."
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"And it's real nice meeting you."
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"It's nice meeting you."
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"Wonderful."
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"Let me take a picture of this moment."
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"Okay, guys."
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"Sit together."
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"Hey, tuck your tummy, man."
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"What?"
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"Okay."
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"Smile."
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"One, two, three."
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"[camera shutter clicks]"
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"All right, night-night."
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"Night."
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"[sighs]"
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"[Dev] I can't sleep, boo."
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"[Rachel] Aw."
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"[Dev] Can you tell me a story?"
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"Mm..."
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"Once upon a time,"
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"there was a little boo named Dev,"
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"and he couldn't sleep,"
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"and he kept the lovely Princess Rachel awake,"
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"and she went crazy, and she beat his bumps."
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"Hey."
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"That story doesn't have a good ending."
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"It's too sad."
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"You tell me a story."
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"Okay."
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"Um..."
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"once upon a time, there was this little boo named Dev,"
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"and one day,"
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"he met this beautiful princess named Rachel,"
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"and she had the nicest bumps ever,"
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"and she was really cool and funny."
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"And she was standing at this jukebox,"
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"and little Dev went over and said,"
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""Hey, were you playing the Buzzcocks?""
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"And she was like, "Oh, yeah, that was me,""
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"and he was like, "Oh, I love the Buzzcocks.""
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"And they started talking and dancing,"
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"and eventually, they went home together,"
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"and Charlemagne met Beatrice."
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"But that night, Charlemagne was so powerful,"
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"he broke through his protective shield,"
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"and they had to go get the magic potion"
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