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Clips from Master of None - Mornings (S01E01)

"Damn, that's not a lot of juice for all that squeezing I did."
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"-Hey. -Come here. Look at this."
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"Fresh grapefruit juice."
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"Oh, I'm glad you like your juicer."
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"You think you're ever gonna use that pasta maker I got you?"
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"I want to use the pasta maker,"
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"but making fresh pasta is a little intimidating."
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"I might just be better at eating pasta."
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"So I had an interesting meeting at work yesterday."
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"There might be a big position opening up."
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"Nice."
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"Yeah, and if I got it,"
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"I would be the head of the big team"
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"running Reply All and some other bands."
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"The only thing is, is I would have to go to Chicago"
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"for, like, six months."
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"Six months?"
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"Wow, that's a long time."
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"Would you come back on weekends?"
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"Yeah, I-I can come back on some weekends."
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"But it's a great opportunity,"
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"and I can make connections I can use with some of the cooler bands"
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"I've always wanted to work with."
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"Yeah, I get it."
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"You get it, but it doesn't seem like you support it."
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"I support it."
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"That doesn't sound very convincing."
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"I support it!"
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"You don't have to be an asshole about it."
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"Hey, I'm not being an asshole."
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"It's just, six months is a long time"
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"to just come back on some weekends."
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"I mean, what, now we're one of these couples"
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"that just FaceTimes each other all the time?"
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"Look, I haven't actually taken the position yet."
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"They just asked if I could fly in to interview."
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"Can I just do that?"
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"Yeah, do whatever you want."
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"What?"
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"It's just, I feel like you always say,"
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""Like, oh, well, I do this, and then I get to work"
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"with the bands I'm really passionate about,""
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"and it doesn't work that way, you know?"
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"And now you're talking about moving all the way to Chicago"
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"for six months to work with these bands"
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"that I know you don't really care about."
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"But sometimes you have to pay your dues"
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"to do the things that you want to do."
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"You do commercials."
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"How artistically fulfilling is that?"
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"Oh, now you're shitting on me because I do commercials?"
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"Uh, I do commercials for, like, three days"
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"on a shoot in New York."
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"I don't move to Chicago for six months"
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"to shoot a fucking Fruit by the Foot commercial."
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"If I did that, I would question my time management skills."
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"Wait, so you think that I'm mismanaging my time?"
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"No, I'm just saying,"
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"are you sure you want to move all the way to Chicago?"
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"No, I'm not sure I want to move all the way to Chicago!"
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"Why are you yelling?"
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"Because you're right,"
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"but you're being really insensitive about it."
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"-God. Well-- -[sighs]"
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"Okay, maybe I shouldn't be doing any of this,"
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"but what am I supposed to do?"
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"I'm 30 years old. I can't just start over."
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"I've been doing this for too long."
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"All I'm saying is to just sit for a beat"
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"and make sure this is something you want to do."
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"What, I'm just gonna sit for a beat?"
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"What, am I gonna be 50?"
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"Or if I just sit around, hanging around, doing the same shit,"
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"working with the same bands that nobody likes?"
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"And I hate their music, and I hate my job,"
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"and, what, and I fucking hate my life?"
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"No, hey, come here."
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"I'm not saying any of that."
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"Jeez, come on. Hey."
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"Come on."
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"You want me to call Princeton Jay from Reply All"
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"and have him sing a song to make you feel better?"
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"Don't be fucking silly."
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"This is serious."
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"[sighs]"
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"All right, I'm sorry."
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"I'm just gonna do the interview and see what they say."
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"I have to go to work"
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"and work on some more dumb shit"
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"that I don't care about, apparently."
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"Hey."
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"Rachel."
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"[soft rock music]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"[groans]"
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"[romantic big band music]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"I did it!"
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"Hello?"
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"Hey!"
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"How was Chicago?"
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"It was good."
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"It smells really good in here."
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"Yes, close your eyes."
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"Sit on the couch."
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"All right, open them."
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"Surprise!"
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"I made us spaghetti carbonara."
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"I used the pasta maker."
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"I even made a veg version for you."
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"You made this?"
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"Yeah. Take a bite."
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"Mmm, this is so good."
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"Yeah, I did good, right?"
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"Um, I really missed you."
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"I missed you, too."
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"The place is so clean."
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"Yeah, because you've been gone."
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"I missed your mess."
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"I can make a mess."
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