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Clips from Master of None - The Other Man (S01E01)

"The infected! They're closing in!"
Master of None
"[laughs] Just kidding."
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"You're safe at craft services."
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"Colin Salmon."
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"Hi, Dev. I'm a huge fan."
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"Oh, good to see you're charging up for the scene."
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"Watch the dairy, though."
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"It's not good for the voice."
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"Uh-oh. Well, this is my second one."
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"I'm excited for the scene today."
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"As am I."
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"But, of course, today is also the anniversary"
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"of the disappearance of my cat, Shakespeare,"
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"so there's a bit of a dark cloud above us today."
Master of None
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?"
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"Took him to the Swiss premiere of Alien vs. Predator."
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"We were enjoying a picnic by Lake Geneva when an owl came,"
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"snatched Shakespeare with his talons."
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"They flew off."
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"We never saw each other again."
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"The memory of that gruesome silhouette"
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"against an Alpine sunset"
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"is something I will never forget."
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"All right, well, um..."
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"it was great to meet you."
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"Um, I'm gonna eat this cinnamon raisin bagel."
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"I'll see you out there."
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"Bye."
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"So, guys, in this scene, you're gonna be swarmed"
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"by a horde of the "sickened.""
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"You'll be wearing mech suits to defend yourself."
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"This is what they look like, just in case you'd like to know."
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"Um, but honestly, most of this is gonna be done in post."
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"It's kind of meaningless."
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"We really don't even need you here."
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"It's gonna be 99% CGI."
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"But having said that, let's go to your marks."
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"[bell rings]"
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"Action!"
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"They're coming! Battle stations."
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"There's too many of them."
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"We're not gonna make it out of here."
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"We're not. But you will."
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"[yelling]"
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"Cut."
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"[bell rings]"
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"- That was great... I suppose. - [man] Cut. Ten minutes."
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"I mean, we won't know until after they CGI it,"
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"which could easily be a year."
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"Um, just so I have a better sense of the scene,"
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"how far away are the sickened when they start approaching?"
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"It doesn't matter."
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"Okay."
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"Um, should I maybe say a line"
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"to motivate Colin's character to leave the scene?"
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"Maybe just something like, "Get out of here, you bastard!"
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"I'll hold them off! Tell my story!""
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"That's great."
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"That's great. I love that."
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"I love that!"
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"Say whatever you want."
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"This movie's not really about words."
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"You've got a nice ear for dialogue."
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"You're not a writer, by any chance, are you?"
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"I've thought about screenwriting."
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"So, yeah, I guess I'm kind of a writer."
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"Well, I've got this idea for a movie,"
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"and I need somebody to bounce ideas off of."
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"You interested in coming by my trailer to discuss it?"
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"Yeah, that'd be cool."
Master of None
"Hey, why does your trailer always smell like Cinnabons?"
Master of None
"That's because I bake Cinnabons."
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"Really?"
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"Yeah. I have this small oven."
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"It's fantastic."
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"Come by my trailer tomorrow after lunch."
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"And save some room for dessert."
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"Because of the aforementioned Cinnabons."
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"Okay."
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"[hip-hop music]"
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"Man, why'd you drag me to a work party?"
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"'Cause you're my buddy. You're my friend."
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"I want you to meet my coworkers."
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"Oh, that's nice."
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"Yeah, plus there's this girl here I'm trying to get with,"
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"and if I showed up by myself, that'd seem kind of lame."
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"Uh-huh, I get that."
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"And I asked a bunch of other people to come,"
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"and they said no."
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"Great, thanks."
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"Ooh, champers. Yes, please."
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"Thank you."
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"So who is the lucky lady?"
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"Ah, there she go."
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"That's Carla Meyers, the new editor in chief."
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"Cute, right?"
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"Which person?"
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"- [Denise] Over there, the redbone chick. - I don't see anybody with red bones."
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"No, it just means she's light-skinned."
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"It's a thing we say in the black community."
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"Oh, okay. So is Halle Berry a redbone?"
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"No, she's caramel."
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"Look, here's the deal."
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"She's straight, but lately I've been getting"
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"some serious vibes from her."
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"Ooh, vibes that she wants to become a lesbian?"
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"No, vibes that she's curious about an adventure with Denise."
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"It's not about changing a woman's sexuality, Dev."
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"It's about one night in heaven."
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"Look, I provide a service."
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"What's the service?"
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"I can make a woman come more times in 20 minutes"
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"than she has in the last six months."
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"Oh, that's a really good service."
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"All right, I'm in. I'm your wingman."
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"[Denise] Oh, shit, here she comes."
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"Okay, just be cool."
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"- Denise! - Hey, Carla!"
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"- Hey! - What's up?"
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"- I'm feeling the suit. - Thank you."
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