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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Temp-Tress (S02E02)

"[laughs] Didn't see you there."
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"- I-I'm Jillian Belk, Alice's assistant."
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"- Oh. Naomi. [laughs] - Nice to meet you."
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"I just wanted to say, I'm so happy"
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"to have someone here who's my age and just, like,"
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"a regular girl."
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"- Yeah. No, definitely."
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"- Because most of these people are real creeps."
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"- [whispering] Really?"
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"- Oh, what, you want this? You want some of this?"
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"No, Waymond. It's not a Warren G music video."
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"- Hey, little dude, what's up? Is your mom home?"
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"[sultry music]"
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"Why aren't you at school?"
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"Suspended? Cool."
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"- No, sir, you're gonna love this...boob."
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"Uh, refrigerator."
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"It's pretty boob."
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"- Look, I'm calling to-"
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"uh, we got refrigerators that we're selling."
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"Do you want one?"
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"- Only a 4-inch blade?"
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"And she grounded you too?"
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"Oh, that is dumb."
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"Uh, you know what? I got to go, man."
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"Sorry about your dumb mom."
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"Uh, knives rule!"
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"- Hey, um, sorry to bother you guys."
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"- Oh. [chuckles] Not a problem. What's up?"
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"- Is there a coat rack around here?"
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"- Yeah, it's called the back of your chair."
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"[all laugh]"
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"- Yeah, this ain't the Four Seasons,"
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"so, you know, get real."
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"Act real. Why aren't you real?"
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"- Yeah. Fo' sure. [chuckles]"
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"[nervous laughter]"
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"- Oh, my God."
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"- So how are you guys going with sales?"
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"I just got my first one."
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"- Wow!"
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"I'll call CNN,"
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"tell Anderson Cooper about it,"
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"and he'll probably, like, break the story."
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"[all laugh]"
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"- Anderson Cooper. Break the story."
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"- No, but seriously,"
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"how sweet is that new fridge?"
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"It would go perfect in my new flat."
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"- Oh, yeah, well, you know, not all of us get what we want."
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"Some of us have to work super hard for it,"
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"like, you know,"
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"like real people- uh, we're real, and you're not."
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"You're like an a-you're like an angel."
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"- Yeah."
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"- Uh, is the sorceress gone?"
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"- No, man, she's here. She's still here."
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"- Oh."
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"- Um, okay, well, good luck with your sales."
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"- Well, uh,"
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"I don't need any luck, 'cause I'm 100% skill, so..."
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"It-I-you're-"
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"- Got her."
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"- What's up, slut?"
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"You're such a whore. [laughs]"
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"- Bye. Hey, Jill. [laughs]"
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"- This is for you. - Oh!"
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"- Read it. [laughs] - Uh, okay."
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"[clears throat]"
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"- Oh, but with your voice."
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"- Oh. Okay, uh..."
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""Will you go to lunch with me?" [laughs]"
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"- And the... - Uh..."
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""Your close friend, Jillian." - [laughs]"
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"- Well, sure. That sounds great. - All right."
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"Uh, do you want to hit up the Steak and Shake?"
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"- I'm actually a vegetarian."
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"- What? How do you not eat meat?"
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"- Well- - Is..."
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"a question that I get asked all the time by people,"
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"because I'm also a vegetarian too."
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"- Oh. - As well."
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"So do you want to get a table for two"
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"at the International House of Salads?"
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"- Okay. - Later, hooker."
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"- Okay. [both laugh]"
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"- Hey, guys. - The boobs are like-"
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"- Hey, I'm sorry,"
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"but you probably won't be seeing as much of me,"
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"now that I got a new besty, Naomi."
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"She's very cool."
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"And don't put meats on my desk."
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"Just for today. [bell rings]"
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"- Chalk it up, boys."
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"Five fridges in 40 minutes."
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"It's a land speed record."
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"How many y'all got? - Uh..."
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"- Zero, right now. - Yeah."
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"- I mean, how do you even concentrate"
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"with that sex demon Naomi walkin' around,"
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"smellin' all delicious?"
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"- Because I love my wife."
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"Can't no strange come between what I got in this bedroom."
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"You understand?"
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"Colleen got that stingray coochie."
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"Do you feel me, Ders?"
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"- Never do."
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"- You need some love,"
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"'cause it will sustain y'all."
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"- We are T-minus 61 hours until Wrestlemania."
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"- Guys, maybe we should just go find"
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"a cheap TV on Craigslist."
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"- What a quitter."
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"There's a free TV out there, just waiting to be won."
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"- You don't think I know that? I'm just trying to focus."
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"- Ugh, me too."
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"It's kind of hard to focus,"
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"especially since I got one of those fifth grade boners,"
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"where your dick hasn't fully grown yet,"
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