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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Ders Comes in Handy (S03E03)

"She called me the king."
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"I'm king Karl. Say it, Mike."
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"- He the king. - I'm... say it, Mike."
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"He's the king!"
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"- One more time, Mike. - He the king!"
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"I'm the king, man. And guess what."
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"You just the prince, man."
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"You prince "mooted." "Mooted," you a bitch."
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"Okay? And that baby in your wife's stomach?"
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"- Guess what, man. - Too far."
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"That's mine, dude. Sorry, but you're not a daddy."
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"You're not a daddy. Now hit me, man."
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"You know what? I'm glad you here,"
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"'cause I want you to see this."
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"Come on, man. You get first. You get number one."
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"Come on, Ted."
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"- Ugh! - Oh!"
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"Hell, yeah, bitch."
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"- Okay. - Yup, you got him. That's it."
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"- Good to go. - Oh! Yeah."
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"Look what you got me doing, woman!"
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"Look what you got me doing."
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"- Oh, that's gonna bruise. - Tez, stop it! Stop it!"
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"I wish I was dead!"
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"Give that... oh! Oh! Karl, you know..."
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"Karl! Wait! Tez, I'm the cheater."
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"What?"
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"Oh, okay."
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"Oh, Jesus. This is a dildo."
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"That's a dildo, guys. Oh, gross, man."
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"That's right. I'm the guy."
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"Oh, man, that was a rush. That was great."
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"I don't need to go to the concert any more."
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"Dude, that was a sick mosh."
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"- Mm-hmm. - That was awesome."
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"- Okay, okay. - Man, it was awesome, bro."
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"- Yeah. - Thanks, Karl."
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"Right on. See you guys. Hey, Mike, let's go."
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"Somebody better tell me what the hell is going on"
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"'fore I whoop y'all with this two-headed dilly."
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"Look, Tez, I had no idea that Colleen was your wife"
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"when she gave me that standing H.J. In that store, okay?"
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"- Hand job? - Yes."
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"- Over the pants? - Oh, yeah."
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"- Standing? - Mm-hmm."
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"I mean, that's all right with us."
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"What? - That's okay with you guys?"
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"For our ninth anniversary, I told her she can give"
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"as many hand jobs over the pants as she wants."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- You're the perfect wife. - Yeah."
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"Why, what do you... what do you get?"
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"Overthe-blouse titty nibbling in pub."
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"Titty nibbling?"
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"I would love to titty nibble in p... okay. Yup, yup."
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"I applaud your relationship."
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"I want to get married. That sounds awesome."
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"I don't know about all of that."
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"I have a bone to pick with you, woman."
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"I want to know where you've been sneaking off to"
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"in the middle of the night?"
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"Why are you telling people"
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"you're worried about getting coochie mold?"
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"Monty, no, I don't have coochie mold."
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"I was getting a mold made of my coochie... For you."
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"What?"
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"- I'm... I don't know. - What?"
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"- Ah! - Whoa."
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"Yes, oh, my God."
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"- Surprise. - Look at that."
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"Beautiful, that is beautiful."
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"Hey, it's our tenth anniversary."
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"And I wanted it to be perfect for you, you know."
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"When this baby comes, I'm gonna be sliced open"
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"like a sea bass, and I want you happy."
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"That's true. Babies ruin vaginae."
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"This is the sexiest, freakiest, most beautiful gift"
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"you have ever gotten me, but you know what?"
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"We need to quit this perverted arms race"
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"before somebody gets hurt."
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"- Oh, are you sure? - Yeah."
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"Baby, I don't want to have sex with this coochie mold."
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"I want to have sex with your real coochie"
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"for the rest of my life."
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"- Aw. - You know what? Here."
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"I'm "bequeefing" this to you."
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"You're queefing this to me?"
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"- Oh, cool. - Use it well."
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"Mm, girl, come here. You about to get tore up."
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"Montez, you're not a total piece of."
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"Man, you're the man. I got the baby oil."
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"Go on in there with your fine ass, girl."
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"You're my hero, thank you. This is such a cool thing."
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"- Hey, hey! - We were gonna go."
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"Close the door."
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"Can we borrow the R... you said we could..."
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"we're supposed to borrow it to go to the Xzibit concert?"
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"- Just hurry up. - Do you remember?"
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"All right, we'll just wait. We'll wait a little bit."
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"Well, it's been like an hour."
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"Should we go get a snack or something?"
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"Yeah, it's hot, man. I could go for a drink."
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"- Whoa! - Yes. Anything but a squirt."
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"Nice."
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