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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Ders Comes in Handy (S03E03)

"That was so scary!"
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"Thank you for saving me! It's okay, it's all right."
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"It's all right. I had a realization."
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"I've been alive for 24 years,"
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"and I haven't even done anything with my life."
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"- Don't say that. Come on. - You have too."
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"- I haven't done anything! - Come on."
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"I've never even jet skied off a waterfall."
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"- Hey, no one's done that. - Yeah, not many do."
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"I've never even hot-air ballooned around the world."
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"- It's very expensive. - Yes."
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"I've never..."
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"Even seen The Expendables."
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"We did, though. On Valentine's day."
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"Whatever the point is, I need to do more badass stuff!"
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"And watch more classic movies."
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"I haven't even seen Beauty And the Beast"
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"in, like, seven years, and that was my favorite movie."
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"- Okay. - And I'm blowing it!"
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"All right, so what the hell are you guys doing?"
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"Ders, what are you doing here?"
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"Let's go get this cheater."
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"Let's go get this cheater as a team."
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"- No, Adam, Adam, Adam. - Team best friends."
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"Adam, Ders... Ders is actually the cheater."
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"He got a hand job from Montez's pregnant wife."
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"- Yeah. - What?"
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"It was this out-of-control, over-the-pants hand job that..."
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"it was like a tantric explosion of everything."
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"- Over the pants, though? - Yeah."
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"No, man, that's not how you want to do it."
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"What? Wow, dude, has the Internet melted your brain?"
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"Come on. Over the pants is fine."
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"- No way, man. - Hey!"
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"- You got to go under the pants. - Y'all find him?"
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"- Uh. - Um, here."
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"No, we didn't. He escaped. He ran away. He was very fast."
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"Well, what did he look like? Did you see him?"
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"Actually, no. We don't know if it's a he,"
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"a she, an it. We're not sure."
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"No, look, I could tell you exactly what he looks like."
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"And it's about time you knew too."
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"- Yes. - What are you doing, Ders?"
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"I'm doing what's right, okay?"
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"Tez, you're my work friend, and you deserve to know that..."
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"after the Xzibit concert, he deserves to know."
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"Who is it?"
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"Montez, the guy that's [Bleeping] your wife"
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"is named Karl Hevacheck."
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"Karl Hevacheck."
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"- Heva- - check."
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"Who gives a fuck. Bring his ass to me right now."
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"♪ He's insane ah ♪"
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"Hmm, now, I wonder what a rap mu..."
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""musage" van is?"
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"- Karl. - Ooh."
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"Hey, so what's new, guys?"
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"Welcome to my new life here in the rap massage van,"
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"where I give homeless people free bum rubs."
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"- God, it smells like, uh... - It's like..."
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"- like... - Um..."
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"well, it smells like you're massaging homeless people."
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"- Yeah, that's... - That's exactly what it smell..."
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"that's a good way to describe it."
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"All right, now look, man, we got soup kitchens,"
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"places for homeless people to eat."
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"But we don't have massage kitchens,"
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"places for massages to go down on homeless people."
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"Hey, Karl, I'm sorry to interrupt,"
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"but we have an opportunity for you and it's pressing."
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"- Shh! - I'm sorry."
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"Karl, we'd like to you join us at the Xzibit concert."
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"Interested?"
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"I've been thinking a lot about what you guys said,"
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"and you're absolutely right, you know."
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"Trying to find my inner peace."
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"And right now, I've kind of found it"
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"in this dude's giant back."
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"I'm lovin' it, I'm lovin' it."
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"So, uh, I'm gonna have to say na-nay-no, my brothers."
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"No, Karl. Come on, dude."
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"All you got to do is pretend like you were having sex"
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"with our co-worker's wife,"
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"and then he's probably gonna beat you up,"
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"just like you wanted."
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"Can Mike come?"
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"♪ Get down, turn around show me what you got ♪"
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"♪ You a pow pow juggernaut take it up a notch ♪"
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"♪ All my guys, wow, take him out ♪"
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"♪ Let me take a shot"
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"There's your boy."
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"I want you to come here and see this."
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"- Who are you calling? - Is this the dude?"
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"Am I the dude? Yeah, I'm the dude, man."
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"I'm the dude, homey."
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"I'm the one who's been giving your wife"
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"the stinky [Bleep], man."
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"So what are you gonna do? Just punch me right here, man."
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"- I wanna be your bitch. - Hit him."
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"- Yup, make him bleed. - Whoo!"
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"I would like to know what was she saying about me?"
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"Hold on, what you... what you say?"
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"I said, what was she saying about me?"
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"What was she saying about you? Uh..."
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"Oh, dude, she was saying that you have a tiny little dick."
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"All right, like a tootsie roll, man."
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"While I have the Charleston chew,"
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"the king-sized version,"
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"and you know your bitch has a sweet tooth."
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"Oh! - He's got him!"
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"Yeah! What's up, now? Hit me. Hit me, man."
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"I'm more referring to her emotional needs."
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"Emono, there's nothing emotional about it, man."
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"You don't get it. You can't "f" right,"
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"and I gave her the dunking donut,"
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"and then I had that bitch doing"
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"cirque du soleil all over the room."
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"Man, she creamed her panties for me."
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"- Oh! - God damn it!"
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"And guess what she called me, man."
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