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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Ders Comes in Handy (S03E03)

"- Always. - No, I don't."
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"- You do. - No, I don't."
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"Dude, do you not remember the 311 mosh pit?"
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"Yeah, that was a great pit, man."
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"Very chill mosh. Great people in there."
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"Yeah, really chill until you bit through a little girl's ear."
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"I'm sorry, Blake, but I was just trying to come original."
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"You hit Rebeca Mcentire in the tit with a rock."
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"Yeah, that's what you said."
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"You said, "take this, reba tits,""
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"and you threw a rock. You... you did that."
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"It's the live music, okay? It's the energy of it all."
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"You know, it just, like, goes in,"
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"and it takes over my soul, and then it 9/11s my whole body,"
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"sending it in to "cha-os," and I'm just, like..."
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"but really concerts are just a place"
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"for you to find people to fight, right?"
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"- Yeah. - Great, that's what I thought."
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"- Sorry, Karl. - Hey, horrible seeing you."
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"Stay stupid, human penis. Later, duder."
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"Wait, guys. What about the rap music van?"
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"What am I gonna do with that?"
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"I don't know. You could wash it."
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"Oh, wash it? Yeah, that's gonna do..."
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"Go ahead. Go to work, man."
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"Whoo!"
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"- Oh, my gosh. - Ho."
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"We're doing it, guys."
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"We're officially doing road rules, man."
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"- Mm-hmm. Yeah. - This is great."
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"Do you guys know what this thing does to panties?"
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"Sops them, then drops them. Yes, it does."
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"Yeah, chicks love dudes with RVs."
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"My Uncle drives one."
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"Gets laid all the time. Yeah?"
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"He's a coke dealer also, so that might"
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"have something to do with it."
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"It's probably what he did to buy the RV, you know?"
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"And I want the best bed 'cause I'm probably"
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"gonna be doing some "fugzin'.""
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"- Well, we all want that. - You better be."
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"Yeah. But whoever touches the RV first gets it."
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"Wait no. What?"
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"- Oh! You suckers. - Damn it, Adam."
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"You have to give us a little bit of advance notice."
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"Whoever touches the other side, gets to control the radio."
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"Ready, set, go. Wait, no..."
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"I said ready, set, go."
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"Yeah."
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"Uh, hey, Montez."
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"We're just gonna take a tour of the RV if that's cool."
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"You want me to take your garba... okay."
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"You have a bag full of double-ended dildos?"
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"That's used. That's was used probably."
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"Strap-ons... is this Evan stone?"
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"What's he's doing back there?"
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"Is that Evan stone? He's my favorite."
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"Man, that's $1,200 worth of premium sex toys."
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"Got them for Colleen for our ten-year anniversary."
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"Made her a music video, but it's all over, man!"
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"It's over! Why is that?"
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"'Cause she cheating on me, man!"
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"- Whoa. - Wait."
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"Did she... she... did she tell you that?"
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"Um, but she didn't say anything about, like, who it might be"
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"or, like, what the person looks like, right?"
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"Man, I heard her on the phone talking about"
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"she worried about gettin' a std."
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"Like she got some kind of thing called coochie mold."
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"- What? - Awesome, dude."
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"I actually just won a foot race, so I'm entitled to the best bed."
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"So is that in the front?"
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"Hey, you can't use this any more, dummy."
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"I'm living in there. Okay, for sure."
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"Like, what the happened to my life?"
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"I had it all."
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"Tell you what, man, if I catch this dude,"
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"I'm gonna cut his dick off."
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"I'm just gonna take it and just rip it."
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"I'll put it in a microwave"
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"and cook it. Oh, right."
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"Yeah, 'cause, like, cheaters."
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"We hate 'em. They make me sick."
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"But you know, maybe you should treat 'em nice."
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"I'm gonna go, uh, throw up 'cause I'm so sick"
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"of hearing about your horrible situation, man."
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"You okay, Tez? You seemed bummed, dude."
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"- Hey, Jillian. - Hmm?"
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"I got to see Montez's"
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"emergency contact information right now."
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"Oh, is there an emergency?"
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"Uh, kind... he's okay."
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"But kind... yes, kind of. A little bit."
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"Well, there needs to be an emergency, Anders."
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"Unless..."
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"You let me paint your nails."
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"Damn it."
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"Hey, um, Colleen, this is Anders Holmvik."
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"We met the other day in the camping section."
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"You might remember. I hope you do."
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"Anyway, um, you took a picture of me which was not cool,"
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"and we need to talk about that."
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"By the way, amazing hand job."
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"Um, anyway, you know what? I'll come to you."
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"Don't... don't even call me back, okay?"
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"Uh, take care."
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"I can't have my chick cuckolding me like this."
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"Just thinking about this dude drive me bananas!"
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"Whoo! B-a-n-a-n-a-n-a."
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"I need... I need to know who is it, man."
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"- Who is it? - Okay. Fine."
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"Well, what if we could find out who it was?"
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"Would you let us have the RV then?"
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"- Yeah, sleuth. We'll sleuth. - Sleuth it out."
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"How y'all gonna do that?"
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"Does she suspect that you know anything?"
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"Have you been weird to her a little bit?"
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"- Are you a little weird? - No."
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"I took off in the rv this morning."
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"- Okay, all right. - Okay, there you go."
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