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Clips from God's Favorite Idiot (2022) - The Angel (S01E01)

"And good job on that amendment."
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"-The one… The good one. -The-- the first one?"
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"-What's that? -The-- the first amendment?"
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"Yeah. I love that one. I put it right up there with the, uh…"
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""Thou shall not kill," which is cool."
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"Well, that's not so much an amendment. That's a commandment."
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"Right. Anyway, Judy, it's been a blast meeting you,"
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"but it's been a weird day, and I feel a little blarfy,"
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"just on the tinge of blarfness,"
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"so I'm wondering if we could talk at a time that's maybe not now?"
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"It can be quick. I wanted to ask you a few questions"
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"about the situation you experienced at the restaurant."
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"-I have to go. Really nice meeting you. -Oh, well…"
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"We could-- we could set up a time that works for you!"
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"Will-- will you-- will you at least take my card?"
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"It has been such a pleasure meeting you."
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"[sighs]"
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"[phone ringing]"
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"[Tom whispers] Wake up."
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"Hey, guys?"
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"Hey, Frisbee."
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"Hey, I have noticed"
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"that you guys have not been doing your actual job,"
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"helping people with their computer problems and IT issues,"
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"-for a couple of days now. -[Amily] Uh…"
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"It's a lot more than a couple days, Frisbee,"
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"but something really important is going on with Clark, so…"
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"Yeah, the guy glows, Frisbee."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I know that Clark glows."
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"-You do? -Yeah, it doesn't bother me."
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"More importantly, it doesn't bother corporate. Okay?"
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"As long as we all stay HR compliant, it's fine."
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"-[sighs] -Of course, if you have a grievance,"
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"please, please file the L2 waiver, right?"
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"Then you and I can sit down, and we can have a very meaningful,"
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"blue-sky, guided dialogue."
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"I'm sorry. Did you say somethin'?"
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"No. Let's, uh… let's dare to be great today, guys."
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"Hey, Clark."
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"-HR approves of your glowing. -Oh."
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"-Okay, thank you, Frisbee. -Okay."
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"Hey, where have you been?"
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"-Oh, I was, um… back in the… -No, no, no."
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"You don't have to answer. What are you doin'?"
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"We know where he's been. You don't need to kick him while he's down."
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"What are you talking about? I was just asking him a question."
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"Oh my goodness. Clark, if I may, we all know you've been having tummy trouble,"
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"what with the social media hubbub surrounding the glowing,"
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"-all that stuff, it's stressful. -Yeah!"
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"Yeah, I mean, you know, and my dad's still mad at me."
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"There you go. And his dad's still mad at him. Jesus, girlfriend, dish."
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"Um, well, he thinks that I'm lying about the glowing."
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"You know, if this glowing thing is really having some kind of religious connotation,"
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"it just seems that all the figures that God sort of challenges or tests,"
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"well, they-- they all kind of go through it, you know?"
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"I mean, Saint Bartholomew was-- he was skinned."
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"Um, Hazrat Yusuf was thrown into a well and sold to slavery by his brothers."
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"Jesus, Mohsin."
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"What are you trying to do? Are you trying to give him more diarrhea"
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"than the level of diarrhea that he currently is having?"
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"Of course I'm not trying to give him more diarrhea than the current level."
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"I'm not some kind of monster."
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"Well, stop grilling him while he's got diarrhea."
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"-Yeah. -That's not gonna help his system."
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"-You're gonna be fine. -Okay."
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"You'll be fine. Diarrhea rarely kills people."
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"We don't even know that this is a religious thing."
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"Talking about all this stuff. We don't know."
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"Maybe Mohsin was right, maybe you're just gonna spontaneously combust."
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"-Mm. Maybe. -What?"
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"I doubt it. I doubt it. It's a low, low percentage."
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"No, look, I think the religious angle is the only thing that makes any sense to me."
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"Okay?"
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"What I can't figure out, though, and no offense for this one, my friend."
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"But why would anybody pick Clark?"
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"That is-- No offense taken at all, Wendy. What a great question."
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"-Why would anyone choose me? -Well--"
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"So there you go."
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"I don't know if I think that's a great question. No offense, Wendy."
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"But just because Clark is the last person that you would expect God to choose,"
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"doesn't mean that God chose the wrong guy."
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"God would probably choose someone simple. Sweet."
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"Oh, well, that's not me. I mean, I'm not simple and sweet. I'm very edgy, actually."
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"If you're so edgy, what are your favorite hobbies, Clark?"
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"Oh, thank you so much for asking."
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"My favorite hobbies would be, um, taking saunas with my father"
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"and having nice conversations."
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"-Oh my gosh, I am simple. -But you're sweet too."
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"What does this mean? Do I have to start a ministry?"
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"-No. -I don't know how to."
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"I'm not the kind of person who joins clubs."
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"I don't know. And if I'm supposed to help God, I don't know how to do it."
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"Who said you have to help God?"
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"Uh… no one. He didn't-- he didn't say that anyone said that."
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"-No one said that. No person said that. -I was--"
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"-I don't-- -You said it."
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"He just said it."
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"-Because you said it. -I'm not being untruthful."
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"You're a person. I'm a person. No person said anything about that."
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"Right, so no person, I think, but--"
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"Who said you need to help God? Just getting back to the first question."
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"[Amily] You did."
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"I did? I guess I did."
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"I think what's happening here is we've just been too tunnel-visioned."
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"We're all feeling the stress of it."
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"-Yeah. -Maybe I should just take you home."
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"I don't know if your…"
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"if your system can take a scooter ride right now."
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"Oh, actually, no, I-- that-- that sounds really good, and thank you."
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"My system is actually fine."
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"You guys were talking a lot about it, but I don't actually have it."
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"-You don't have what? -I don't have…"
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"[quietly] I don't have diarrhea."
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"-You don't have what? -[quietly] I don't have diarrhea."
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"[loudly] Oh, he's saying he doesn't have diarrhea."
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"-I-- -Like, after all."
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"-We thought he had diarrhea. He doesn't. -[Clark] I don't."
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"-Doesn't have it after all. -It went the other way."
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"-Oh. -You're plugged up."
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"Yeah, but I don't even like to talk about it."
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