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Clips from Bob's Burgers (2011) - Fingers-Loose (S11E11)

"Hey, bud, careful. The janitor just waxed."
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"Remember, if the floor is shiny, you can fall on your heinie."
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"- Thanks, Tina. - Yeah, that's me,"
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"Tina Belcher, ordinary eighth grader."
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"That's probably what makes me good at my job."
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"I walk the beat as a hall monitor here at Wagstaff,"
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"but I was about to discover"
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"that sometimes you walk the beat,"
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"and sometimes the beat walks you."
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"No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No."
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"I bet you're wondering who she is,"
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"and how a girl like me got mixed up with a dame like that."
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"Her name is Holly Monitors,"
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"and she was supposed to be my little secret."
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"But I'm getting ahead of myself."
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"Let me tell you how this all began."
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"It was just like any other day."
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"Like I said, I'm a hall monitor,"
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"but it's not the halls that need monitoring,"
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"it's the people in them."
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"Someone's always chewing gum."
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"Oh, man, there's still some flavor in there. Come on."
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"I may seem like a party pooper, but it's better"
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"if I'm pooping at their party than a teacher."
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"Teachers give out detention, I give out attention."
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"A new piece, for the end of the day."
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"- Ooh, cinnamon. Fancy. - Now scram."
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"And sometimes it's hard to be on the good side of the law"
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"with the two scamps in my family."
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"They were always up to something."
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"But I lived with them,"
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"so I had to live with myself."
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"Still, something was different that week."
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"I had a feeling I hadn't felt since the fidget spinner craze."
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"Or that other craze where everyone was eating"
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"those spicy dusty chips and throwing up."
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"Hey, hey, no running."
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"Stop running, slow down."
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"- Huh. - Whatever it was, - I was sure it would go"
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"as quickly as it came."
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"Besides, I had other things to focus on."
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"Big things."
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"Like the big banner the hall monitors"
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"were working on for the open house."
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"Sure, being a hall monitor is not as exciting"
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"as the drama club or dance club"
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"- or jazz choir... - ♪ Do‐bee, do‐bee, do‐wah. ♪"
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"...but it's my life. This open house would be"
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"the hall monitors' biggest day yet,"
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"working security as parents and the superintendent"
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"came to experience a..."
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"Full day of Wag."
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"Not some phony two‐hour evening event."
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"I'm talking about a full day,"
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"living and breathing the real deal."
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"You will be helping to welcome all of the parents"
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"and the superintendent to the upcoming"
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""Walk on into Wagstaff" open house."
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"From the opening assembly..."
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"He needed it to go perfectly,"
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"because if it did, the superintendent"
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"would pay for Frond to go to..."
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"Counsel Your Butt Off, a weekend seminar in Sarasota"
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"for life changers and emotion rearrangers."
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"So, this week, I'm counting on you"
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"to stop the hooligans before they hool again."
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"Now get out there and monitor."
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"Tina, can I, uh, talk to you for a moment?"
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"- Sure, what's up? - Uh, not here. My office."
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"There's a favor I need to ask you, Tina."
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"You're my most experienced hall monitor."
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"You're good at what you do. You have a light touch."
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"- The kids seem to like you. - Thank you."
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"- I mean, in their way. - Oh."
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"The thing is, I have a feeling"
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"that there's something going on."
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"Kids are distracted, whispery. Test scores are down."
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"Art supplies are missing. Kids are hanging out"
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"the populars mixing with the regulars."
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"Whatever it is, I need it to stop."
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"I need to add it to the no‐no list."
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"The open house is in three days."
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"I need the superintendent to think this place runs"
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"like a well‐oiled baby."
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"I'm not sure if I'm using that phrase correctly."
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"- Sounds good to me, boss. - But how can I stop"
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"whatever's going on if I don't know what it is?"
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"That's where you come in."
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"I told him I could find out what was happening."
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"Of course I could. But I was about to discover"
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"no matter which way you turn,"
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"fate can stick out a foot and trip you."
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"‐ ‐Or sometimes your own shoelace"
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"- can stick out a foot and trip you. - I'm okay."
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"When you're working a case, you have to be subtle."
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"(high‐ So, Gene and Louise,"
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"anything new going on at school? Distracting you?"
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"Nope. Just learning a lot, as usual."
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"Ooh. What'd you learn?"
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"Science. Also, math."
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"And that thing with the letters."
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"- Uh, spelling? - No, thank you."
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"Either they really didn't know or they didn't want me to know."
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"Either way, it was a dead end."
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"I was gonna have to put in some shoe leather."
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"Fruit Roll‐Up, huh? Nice."
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"Nothing out of the ordinary. Ooh, my old barrette."
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"Damn it. Damn it. Damn it!"
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"I took a little break for a sloppy joe,"
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"and stumbled sideways into a mess of my own."
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"A popular and a regular?"
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"Where are you two going?"
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"‐ ‐Gene. What the hand?"
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"From the moment I saw her, I knew I was in trouble."
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"Sure, I knew she was technically my brother's hand,"
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"but when she walked down those stairs, everything changed."
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"She had a certain something."
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"You might call it style, you might call it chutzpah,"
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"you might call it fingers,"
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"but whatever you called it, sister, it was calling me."
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