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Clips from Welcome To Flatch (2022) - The Sweet Spot (S01E01)

"Well, that is very nice of you."
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"Thanks, we're all about doing the right thing."
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"I was inspired by Kelly and Shrub today,"
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"which is a change,"
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"because they mostly inspire worry."
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"And so I hired Blind Billy."
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"He seems like a smart, capable guy,"
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"and it's a privilege to offer opportunities"
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"to those who often get overlooked."
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"You have no idea how many people can't look"
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"past my blindness."
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"I'm so far past it, I can't even see it at all."
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"Was that offensive?"
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"That was actionable."
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"Oh, my gosh. I am so sorry."
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"I'm just roasting you, padre. (laughing)."
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"Oh, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha..."
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"I hired Blind Billy to work out at my farm,"
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"because he said he was a hard worker"
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"and good with his hands."
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"He was good with his hands all right."
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"He's got one of my daughters pregnant"
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"and the other one keeps writing him letters."
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"I hired Blind Billy as a tour guide."
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"He claimed he knew the history of Flatch"
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"like the back of his hand, but then I caught him"
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"reciting the theme song to Gilligan's Island"
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"like it really happened here."
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"It didn't. It's a TV show."
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"(knocking)"
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"-Hey! -Hi, Len, as promised!"
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"Also, we went paper on the bags,"
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"so recyclable. Double good deed."
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"But where the hell is the rest of my food?"
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"Should be in there."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"You ate them."
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"I can smell my vinegar chips on your breath."
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"I have the metabolism of a hummingbird, okay?"
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"So I have to keep refueling. Okay, reward time."
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"Now Mickey was recently gifted a moped, you know,"
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"in terms of compensation--"
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"You're welcome!"
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"Day two, and things are going really well with Blind Billy."
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"Sure, I've had to make a few accommodations,"
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"but more than happy to."
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"Blind Billy is now free to roam"
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"without fear or sharp corners,"
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"like Jesus in the Judaean Desert,"
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"except there's no temptation here,"
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"unless you count my secret candy drawer."
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"(laughs)"
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"(loud banging)"
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"(phone ringing)"
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"(sighs)"
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"(grunts)"
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"(laughs) No big deal."
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"(phone continues ringing)"
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"-(yelps) -(yelps)"
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"You can't just sneak up on me like that."
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"I'm blind! My other senses are heightened."
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"You could have killed me with a touch like that."
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"Sorry, but you probably shouldn't be"
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"listening to headphones while the phone is ringing."
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"And how do you expect me to read a book?"
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"I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm blind."
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"So if you'll excuse me..."
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"Maybe you shouldn't be reading while you're..."
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"Okay."
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"BILLY: It's important to me that people don't look at me"
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"and just see my disability."
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"I don't want the first thing they say to be,"
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""There goes that blind guy.""
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"I want them to think,"
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""There goes that [bleep] who happens to be blind.""
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"(laughs)"
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"-Hey. -Oh, hey, what's up?"
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"I need your help choosing the book"
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"for the next book club."
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"It's Father Joe's turn,"
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"and I just can't with him."
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"How many Agatha Christies am I expected to read?"
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"Oh, I know. He loves those,"
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"but I'm actually gonna miss tomorrow's book club meeting"
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"because I have a date with Jimmy again."
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"Ladies, am I invisible? I'm on the phone, like..."
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"Okay, sorry, what were you saying?"
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"So you like him?"
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"No. (laughs)"
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"Yes. I don't know, maybe."
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"Oh, it's so weird."
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"We have this bantery thing, which is kind of sexy,"
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"but then it stops being bantery and starts getting fighty."
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"Oh, yeah. You two wrestle?"
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"No. (laughs)"
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"Well, we do wrestle with our minds,"
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"which is kind of invigorating, mainly."
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"I mean, Joe and I, I was always the alpha,"
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"but with Jimmy it's kind of like"
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"we're two rival debate captains"
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"stuffed in a sack clawing it out."
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"That doesn't sound sexy."
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"-Hey there, Shrub. -Why are you working outside?"
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"Oh, I'm just giving Blind Billy his space."
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"Yeah, he meditates every day for an hour,"
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"and he says he can smell my presence."
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"Can I ask you a question real quick?"
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"How do you know when a girl"
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"becomes your girlfriend?"
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"Oh, well, that's--"
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"Because, like, I've been hanging out with Beth for,"
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"like, a couple weeks and, like, you know,"
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"we've, like, done stuff."
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"You know, actually, I have a list..."
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"No, no, please don't read that out loud."
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"She hugged me, but our fronts did not touch."
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"She bought me a soda,"
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"and she did drink most of it."
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"Uh, I got cold; she let me borrow her sweater."
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"I run very cold, but it's good because she runs very hot,"
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