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Clips from Human Resources (2022) - It's Almost Over (S01E01)
"You can do this."
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"No one's thinking about how you freaked out on Rochelle,"
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"turned into a giant Hateworm, and rained vomit all over your coworkers."
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"-People have their own lives. -Whoa! She showed up!"
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"-How shameful."
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"Okay, I'm here with Emmy Fairfax, the office hot mess."
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"Emmy, I am obsessed with your commitment to ruining your own life."
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"What's next for everyone's favorite embarrassing idiot?"
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"What is this? Why do you have a microphone?"
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"Oh, uh, well, because I'm the gossip correspondent for Connielingus Tonight."
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"Maury, I'm sorry to interrupt your interview with the Princess of Puke,"
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"-but I've got a hot couple alert!"
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"-"
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"Oh, wow, this is a real treat for me."
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"I have to pretend to like interviewing people like Emmy,"
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"but with you two, the hard-on is real."
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"Aw, you're sweet."
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"Rochelle, Dante, what's it like being workplace royalty?"
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"I'm just glad I could bring home the Dolly for the whole office."
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"Come on, smoking hot and a team player? Let's hear it for my girl!"
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"Can you believe this shit?"
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"I know. Just ignore it."
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"They're basically rubbing it in our faces."
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"I mean, they are fucking tea-bagging us with their love."
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"Rochelle clearly sees something in Dante no one else does."
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"Like, absolutely no one."
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"Well, don't forget, he does have three dicks."
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"-How could I forget?"
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"It's all anybody ever talks about!"
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"-But, of course, I don't care."
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"Coming up next, Janelle Monáe sings a song"
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"while we look at a list of actors I've done butt-stuff with."
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"Please, Mama, you have to eat!"
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"No! I'm hot. I want candy."
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"What's wrong with these people?"
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"Your mother loves candy. Just give her what she loves!"
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"But, Walter, old ladies can't survive on candy alone."
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"-No one asked you, bitch."
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"-Mama, please. -No!"
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"Amir, she needs professional care."
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"Excuse me, don't talk about Yara like she's not even here!"
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"You know I love your mother, but we can't give her the help she needs."
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"She doesn't want help, she wants candy."
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"At this point, we'd even take raisins, and raisins fucking suck!"
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"I'm not letting my poor mama"
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"go back to that home after they let her break her hip."
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"That's right, big guy."
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"We're making sound decisions based on facts,"
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"not rash emotional impulses."
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"Exactly! You're my rock."
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"But, Dad, Teta doesn't even know who we are."
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"-She's just old, Natalie. -And she's terrifying!"
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"She deserves your respect."
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"Last night, I got up to get water"
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"and she was just sitting in the dark combing Nadja's old Bratz dolls."
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"They had a job interview."
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"How dare you?"
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"Do you know how many oceans this queen had to cross"
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"to give your family life and liberty and the pursuit of happiness?"
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"One! But it was a big one, you ungrateful shit rat!"
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"Walter, can you please take it down a notch"
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"and help get your client to eat some soup?"
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"She doesn't want soup, she wants candy!"
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"She is a grown woman, she can't have candy for dinner."
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"-I'm just trying to be a good son. -I know."
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"But you're not the one dealing with her…"
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"-…poo-poos. -Oh, my God."
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"Are you talking about wiping Grandma's ass?"
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"I'm hot."
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"Oh, please. You've seen one tush, you've seen them all."
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"-Uh, Dad? -I'm on poo-poo duty from now on."
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"-Dad! -Mama! Mama, where's your shirt?"
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"I was hot."
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"Honey, they're gorgeous, but let's cover them up, okay?"
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"-Knock, knock! -Who's there?"
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"Oh, it's not a joke, just something I have to say because of my tiny arms."
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"-Well, what do you want? -The tube said I'm off Yara's team."
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"-What? -Yeah!"
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"At first, I thought it was because I was doing a bad job,"
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"but what a relief, she's just dying!"
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"How in the hell is that a relief?"
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"Because there's so much she doesn't need to worry about anymore."
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"But Yara can't die! She's… She's not ready!"
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"I don't know. Everyone else is leaving too."
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"Her Ambition Gremlin, her Appetite Sprite, her Bladder Badger."
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"What? Am I the last one on her team?"
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"No! No, that's impossible!"
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"Hey, man, I don't think I've ever said this before,"
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"but you need to relax or you're gonna die too, like Yara."
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"Well, you need to get the fuck out of my office!"
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"Hey! You're not supposed to have a fly-swatter at work!"
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"-That's an OSHA violation! -Get out! Shoo!"
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"Okay, here are a few best practices for taking care of an elderly parent."
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"-One, keep your parent active and engaged."
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"-Stretching is a must. -Up, down."
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"Be careful with her, you brute! She could shatter!"
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"Two, don't be afraid to ask for help when necessary."
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"Nabilah!"
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"-Ugh."
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"And, finally, make decisions that make life easier for everyone involved."
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"This sweat suit is a sweet-suit. Loose elastic for comfy times."
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"No, no, no. Yara doesn't belong in a sweat suit."
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"-Aw, I think she looks nice. -You've stripped her of her style."
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"She used to dress in Chanel, and now she looks like The Irishman."
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"-Okay, Mama, time for breakfast."
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"I want candy."
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"We all want candy!"
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"Think I like Kashi Good Friends cereal?"
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"You know, up where I live,"
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"I'm on the box of Kashi Good Friends cereal."
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"Pete, how are you feeling?"
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"-Oh! Holy hell! Can I help you? -Actually, I'm here to help you."
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"I'm Keith from Grief."
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"I hear your client has a parent on the way out."
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"I am so sad to hear. Here's my card."
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"Yeah, I'm sorry, Keith from Grief, but now's not a good time."
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"It never is."
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"Hey, maybe Amir and I could just sit down?"
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"Have a… a little chat over some tea, a light lunch, perhaps?"
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"It seems like he could use a very warm cashmere hug."
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