Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Bionic Woman - Bionic Beauty (S01E01)

"(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)"
The Bionic Woman
"(CHUCKLING) Oh, Jaime, be careful!"
The Bionic Woman
"It weighs a ton. Here, let me help you."
The Bionic Woman
"JAlME: No, no. It's okay. Just give me some room."
The Bionic Woman
"(LAUGHS) There."
The Bionic Woman
"Oh, my God."
The Bionic Woman
"Okay. Here we go."
The Bionic Woman
"Yeah. Oh, yeah."
The Bionic Woman
"Oh, it's not gonna fit!"
The Bionic Woman
"I could've told you that. I'll have Jim chop it up when he gets home."
The Bionic Woman
"Helen!"
The Bionic Woman
"(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)"
The Bionic Woman
"(EXCLAlMS)"
The Bionic Woman
"(LAUGHlNG)"
The Bionic Woman
"(DOOR BELL RlNGS)"
The Bionic Woman
"I've got a pie in the oven."
The Bionic Woman
"I'll get the door on the way out."
The Bionic Woman
"Hello?"
The Bionic Woman
"Oscar! What a surprise!"
The Bionic Woman
"How are you? Gosh!"
The Bionic Woman
"Oh, I'm so messy. I'm sorry."
The Bionic Woman
"I was cleaning out the fireplace and chopping the wood."
The Bionic Woman
"Things like that."
The Bionic Woman
"You look terrific."
The Bionic Woman
"You know, I'll bet you used to be a beauty contest winner."
The Bionic Woman
"I'll bet you were a prom queen."
The Bionic Woman
"Beauty queen business never really interested me."
The Bionic Woman
"I'm hoping maybe,"
The Bionic Woman
"well, I could change your mind."
The Bionic Woman
"For the last two days, I've been working night and day"
The Bionic Woman
"on a micro-computer circuit."
The Bionic Woman
"The part is very important to our National Defense system."
The Bionic Woman
"Here one second, gone the next. No leads."
The Bionic Woman
"In addition to all these problems, I get this."
The Bionic Woman
"What is it?"
The Bionic Woman
"From one of our leading agents in Europe."
The Bionic Woman
"JAlME: "The next Miss United States will be Miss Florida.""
The Bionic Woman
"What's this supposed to mean?"
The Bionic Woman
"I don't know."
The Bionic Woman
"But I've gotta get someone to find out."
The Bionic Woman
"What is this?"
The Bionic Woman
"Your sash."
The Bionic Woman
"My... Oscar, If you think I'm gonna go in there and parade around and..."
The Bionic Woman
"Jaime, I can't overlook it."
The Bionic Woman
"I've gotta find out what this is all about."
The Bionic Woman
"I've gotta find out if this beauty-contest is rigged,"
The Bionic Woman
"and if it is, who's on top of it,"
The Bionic Woman
"and what does the OSl have to do with this?"
The Bionic Woman
"Jaime, these beauty contests,"
The Bionic Woman
"the security is incredible. I can't send a man in."
The Bionic Woman
"It's got to be this way."
The Bionic Woman
"And since you are the most beautiful and qualified agent in the OSl,"
The Bionic Woman
"I thought maybe you'd enjoy being"
The Bionic Woman
"Miss California."
The Bionic Woman
"I hate it. I need your help."
The Bionic Woman
"Have Helen come as a chaperone."
The Bionic Woman
"This whole thing may be nothing."
The Bionic Woman
"It may also be extremely dangerous."
The Bionic Woman
"But I can't do it. I'm involved with that Defense Department theft."
The Bionic Woman
"And I've gotta have somebody who can go in there alone"
The Bionic Woman
"and handle the unexpected."
The Bionic Woman
"Oscar, look, before I put on this sash"
The Bionic Woman
"and go in there and make a fool out of myself,"
The Bionic Woman
"why don't you call this agent and make sure he wasn't joking?"
The Bionic Woman
"I mean, this is a pretty silly message."
The Bionic Woman
"I can't do that."
The Bionic Woman
"Why?"
The Bionic Woman
"They found this agent this morning,"
The Bionic Woman
"face down in the River Seine."
The Bionic Woman
"Snorkeling?"
The Bionic Woman
"Dead."
The Bionic Woman
"Oh. Oh, Jaime."
The Bionic Woman
"Come here quickly. Miss California."
The Bionic Woman
"Do you want to put this on? You have to peel it off at the back, you know."
The Bionic Woman
"May we have one of those programs? Give me two."
The Bionic Woman
"Give me two. And could we have..."
The Bionic Woman
"Ladies? Ladies, everybody up here, please."
The Bionic Woman
"We have to register to get our room assignments!"
The Bionic Woman
"Up to the desk, please. Thank you."
The Bionic Woman
""On her first night, Miss United States will fly to Paris"
The Bionic Woman
""on her own private jet for a goodwill tour!""
The Bionic Woman
"Oh, Jaime!"
The Bionic Woman
"I'm so glad you and Oscar asked me to come along. It's so thrilling!"
The Bionic Woman
"Thrilling? Did you read the fine print on the bottom of the page?"
The Bionic Woman
"What fine print?"
The Bionic Woman
"Oh. "No liquor of any kind, no male visitors,"
The Bionic Woman
""no cigarette smoking in public,"
The Bionic Woman
""and no telephone calls outside the complex"
The Bionic Woman
""unless approved by the Director."
The Bionic Woman
""Contestants will be supervised at all times.""
The Bionic Woman
"Well, that's reasonable."
The Bionic Woman
"Reasonable? Helen, that's worse than being in prison."
The Bionic Woman
"Did you see the security down there?"
The Bionic Woman
"Well, that's the way they do it at all these things."
The Bionic Woman
"Maybe that's why Oscar asked me to come along as your chaperone,"
The Bionic Woman
"to show you the ropes."
The Bionic Woman
"Oh."
The Bionic Woman
"Miss California."
The Bionic Woman
"I don't know why I could never get you to enter a contest"
The Bionic Woman
"when you were in high school."
The Bionic Woman
"Why, you just wouldn't do it!"
The Bionic Woman
"How did Oscar ever convince you?"
The Bionic Woman
"I still don't understand."
The Bionic Woman
"Well, this is a contest for professional women, Helen."
The Bionic Woman
"Yes?"
The Bionic Woman
"And then the winner is picked by a state committee,"
The Bionic Woman
"without any kind of a pageant or anything like that."
The Bionic Woman
"And I guess I came in second."
The Bionic Woman
"I see."
The Bionic Woman
"And I didn't even know about it myself until yesterday"
The Bionic Woman
"when Oscar told me that the winner had come down with the flu."
The Bionic Woman
"And they needed a replacement. So..."
The Bionic Woman
"So here we are!"
The Bionic Woman
"Oh, that's so thrilling!"
The Bionic Woman
"Oh! These hotel rooms are so stuffy."
The Bionic Woman
"(GRUNTS) Need some help?"
The Bionic Woman
"Yes. Okay."
The Bionic Woman
"(WlNDOW CREAKlNG)"
The Bionic Woman
"(GLASS SHATTERlNG)"
The Bionic Woman
"Pity they are not judging on strength."
The Bionic Woman
Show more clips