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Clips from Derry Girls - Episode #1.6 (S01E01)

"But that's censorship."
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"Well done. You are correct."
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"You're being censored. Now go."
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"You see, I was so focused on pissing off that gobshite"
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"my eldest girl's unfortunate enough to be married to, that I completely"
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"lost sight of the fact that they were really her birthday photos."
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"And my other girl, my younger girl,"
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"well, she was looking very slim at the time, so go and grab them"
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"for me, there's a good fella."
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"I can't accept that."
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"I think something's been lost in translation here, boy."
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"Here, Daddy, get a whiff of that."
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"- Oh, that's very nice, love. - It's you!"
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"What?"
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"The photographs. Well, I remember you. I couldn't forget ya."
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"Hope you don't mind me saying this, but you have a cracking clavicle."
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"I don't mind, Ciaran."
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"I don't mind at all."
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"Oh, for Christ's sake."
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"It's wrong. I mean..."
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"My God, the injustice of it all."
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"You should get that one framed as a wee reminder of your night, Mary."
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"I'm not in that one."
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"I know, but it's stunning of me."
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"It is indeed."
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"Hey, boy. It's dinner she invited you round for, not an orgy."
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"She basically told us we can't print the"
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"story because it's about a lesbian."
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"Do you not think there's an awful lot of lesbians about nowadays?"
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"You can't move for lesbians. It's wall to wall lesbians out there."
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"- Really? - It's true. Brigitte Gallagher -- she's a lesbian."
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"Brigitte Gallagher, who works in the post office?"
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"- I believe so. - Is she not a vegetarian, Da?"
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"Sorry, you're right. Vegetarian, Brigitte is."
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"Well, it's an easy mistake to make, Joe. Can I call you Joe?"
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"No."
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"Right."
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"Welcome to the club, Ciaran."
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"I'm gonna have to make a stand about this, Mammy."
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"Ah no, you won't, Erin."
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"The school is trying to erase this young girl's experience,"
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"all because she's gay."
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"I mean, what if it were me?"
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"What if it were Orla?"
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"Fine, stick up for the wee lesbian."
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"I just don't understand what they eat."
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"Read all about the wee dyke."
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"We will not be censored!"
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"Lesbians really do exist!"
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"I support gays, even though I myself am not actually gay."
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"Come on, Clare."
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"I don't wanna get involved. I'm sorry."
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"Coward!"
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"♪ Let's talk about sex, baby"
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"♪ Let's talk about you and me"
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"♪ Let's talk about all the good things... ♪"
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"What's going on?"
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"Erin Quinn and her friends are handing out their magazine."
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"They're ignoring the ban, Sister."
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"You need to put a stop to it."
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"Sister, didn't you hear me?"
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"Do you know what, Jenny?"
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"I don't think I did."
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"- Isn't this mad? - It's all anyone's talking about."
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"Everyone's buzzing to find out who she is."
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"Well, if she ever does reveal herself,"
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"she'll basically be a celebrity."
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"Excuse me. Excuse me, everybody. Excuse me."
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"Excuse me. Yeah."
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"I just want to say,"
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"that if you're looking for the wee lezzer, look no further,"
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"because here she is."
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"Love women. Can't get enough of the ladies."
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"Big fan of the fandango."
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"Huge. Massive."
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"Aye, so's me ma."
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"Aye, good one."
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"You're talking shite."
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"Fuck off."
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"- Hi. - Aw, it's crawled out from under its rock, has it?"
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"You should be ashamed of yourself."
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"I know. I'm sorry. It all just made me a bit nervous."
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"Everything makes you nervous, Clare. You're a walking cack attack."
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"I can't help that. It's the way God made me."
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"Michelle's running round saying it's her, that she"
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"wrote the story, that she's the wee lesbian."
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"As if, like. There'd be more chance of it being you."
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"It is me."
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"No, I mean I'd be less surprised if it was you."
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"- It is. - No, it's not, but if it was..."
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"Erin! It's me."
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"I'm the wee... lesbian."
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"Aye, so you are, Clare(!)"
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"I'm not joking."
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"You're..."
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"You're a lesbian?"
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"I've never been brave enough to say it out loud before,"
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"but I think that's why I wrote the story,"
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"and then it all got too real,"
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"I got too scared, but now, well, you've made me realise it's all OK."
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"Don't blame me."
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"- What? - You fancy girls?"
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"Well, that's sort of an entry level requirement, Erin."
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"I think I'm gonna boke."
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"Do you mind? I'm trying to come out here."
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"Well, don't. Don't come out. Go back in."
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"I don't wanna go back in."
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"Well, I'm sorry, Clare, but I'm just not interested in you,"
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"not like that."
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""Not interested in you like that." Look at the state of you."
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"Oh, come off it."
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"Your arrogance is staggering, Erin."
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"Well, you know what else is staggering? Your gayness."
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"I really thought you'd understand."
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"She won't even talk to me. She doesn't even want to sit beside me."
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"In French, she moved next to Kiefer Callaghan,"
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"so things must be really bad, because Kiefer reeks of piss."
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"Christ's sake. Is this bastard living with us now?"
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"- Daddy's dead funny, isn't he? - Yeah."
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"I just want my old friend back."
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