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Clips from The Great North - Stools Rush in Adventure (S02E02)

"- Look up there ♪ - What do you see? ♪"
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"Nature and stuff ♪"
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"- Like a rock ♪ - And a tree ♪"
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"Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪"
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"Catch some fish ♪"
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"Or gaze at a bear ♪"
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"Wow ♪"
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"Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"Here we live, oh, oh ♪"
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"Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪"
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"♪ From longest night to longest day ♪"
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"In the Great North. ♪"
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"Can you feel that, Alanis?"
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"♪ That certain something in the air? ♪"
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"It's audition week for the Lone Moose School musical."
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"The one time of year that people come together"
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"and break into song for no justifiable reason."
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"That actually happened a lot"
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"when I did the Mammary Jamboree in '98."
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"Whenever we'd have a great meal,"
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"Sarah McLachlan would point to her plate and sing:"
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"I will remember you. ♪"
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"Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, interesting, but,"
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"to get back to the topic at hand, which is moi,"
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"my beloved teacher, Mrs. Frio,"
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"always writes the musical, and I don't want to brag but..."
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"You absolutely want to brag."
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"I always get the lead."
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"This year, Mrs. Frio has written a real doozy."
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"The Ideal Hurricane: The Musical based on The Perfect Storm,"
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"the movie starring George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg,"
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"which is based on the book of the same name"
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"based on the real-life story of the shipwreck of the Andrea Gail"
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"off the Massachusetts coast."
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"Rolls right off the tongue."
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"And speaking of rolling off the tongue,"
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"I'm hoping there's a certain someone"
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"who will be cast opposite me as the lead."
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"Wait, you're not talking about Steven Huang are you?"
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"Yes. Steven and I have such a rich "kiss-tory.""
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"I mean, we tried to kiss, then we really kissed,"
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"and then it just fizzled out, I guess."
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"But, Judy, Steven is dating that girl Chrissy now,"
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"who plays volleyball, right?"
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"Yes, and I would never break them up,"
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"but if Steven and I were cast as the leads in the play,"
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"and the romance of the theater just happens to overtake us,"
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"well, then, you know, so be it. Okay."
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"I got to go do my vocal warm-ups."
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"Ask me about Alaska's fattest cats in baskets."
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"And I put the fire out,"
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"but my mom and Jamie had to come home early"
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"from their wine and paint night."
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"I know I shouldn't wrap hot dogs in tin foil"
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"before I put them in the microwave,"
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"but they just taste better that way."
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"Wait, you get to stay home alone when your mom goes out?"
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"Has your dad never left you home alone, Moon?"
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"No, but there are a lot of people in my family."
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"They're never all gone at the same time."
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"I stay home alone once a week."
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"I get to watch something rated TV-14."
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"I'm really into Chicago's Finest."
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"Oh, hey, Steven."
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"Are you, uh, here to audition"
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"for the, uh, musical?"
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"Uh, yeah. How about you?"
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"I'm hoping I get the female lead, the role of Diana Lane."
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"I assume you're auditioning for the male lead,"
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"- Martin Whalburg? - Yeah."
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"Are you coming in? 'Cause we could, um,"
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"sit together or-or..."
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"Oh, actually, I'm waiting for Chrissy, my girlfriend."
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"She's auditioning, too."
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"Oh, wonderful! Right, of course."
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"That's great, in fact. And a congratulations."
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"And a best wishes to you both."
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"Welcome, students,"
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"to this year's auditions for the spring musical,"
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"The Ideal Hurricane."
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"Unfortunately, Mrs. Frio is no longer able"
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"to direct the musical she wrote."
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"She found out last night that she was placed"
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"in a very high-profile jury."
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"I can't say anything specific,"
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"but next year's musical may be about the multiple homicide"
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"in the Wondering Whale Apartments in Ketchikan."
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"Luckily, Ms. McNamara has graciously offered to step in."
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"The guidance counselor?"
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"Ugh. I had to see her when I started here."
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"She told me to get out of my comfort zone,"
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"so, instead of answering,"
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"I just did a very loud fart and then left,"
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"and I've never heard from her again."
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"Hello, students. You're probably wondering,"
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""Hey, what is the guidance counselor doing"
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"directing a musical?""
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"Although I have no experience directing theater,"
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"I do have experience helping students shine."
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"And remember, you can't spell "guidance" without "dance.""
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"- Oof. - All right, let's go ahead"
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"and get the tryouts started."
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"In the words of Steven Spielberg, "Action.""
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"♪ Watch out fish 'cause here we come ♪"
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"♪ We got our nets, our bait, our chum ♪"
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"♪ We work the high seas, it's scary and rough ♪"
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"We catch lots of fish ♪"
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"'Cause we're wicked tough ♪"
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"I just want to be one of the guys who dies."
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"♪ This ain't sailing the tropics ♪"
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"But catching those fish ♪"
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"Puts money in our pockets ♪"
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"We're... We're wicked ♪"
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"Sorry, I don't think I can sing in front of people."
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"Do you want to meet me in the green room, and audition"
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"just for me?"
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"Oh, I didn't know that was allowed,"
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"but okay."
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"♪ Don't be fooled by our Dunkin' Donuts cold brew ♪"
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