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Clips from Weeds - Yes I Can (S04E04)

"In 2004, you were elected mayor..."
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"...and then you set up the Esteban Reyes Foundation..."
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"...which offers scholarships to underprivileged children..."
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"- ...and you once dated Liz Hurley. - Oh, no, we were just friends."
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"I can only imagine what didn't make it onto the interweb."
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"But enough about you. Let's talk about me."
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"Yeah. All right, let's do that."
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"I now know that I'm O-positive."
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"- Congratulations. - Yeah."
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"- Carlos -- May I call you Carlos? - No."
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"Why not?"
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"What do you want, Nancy?"
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"I want a piece of the next weed shipment."
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"I can turn it around quickly."
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"- And you come to me with this? - I do work for you."
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"You work for Guillermo. There's a chain of command."
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"- But he said no. - So? Why would you think I'd say yes?"
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"He's just punishing me for getting in trouble."
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"- And you don't deserve to be punished? - Oh, not like that."
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"Not by him."
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"- By me? - Sure. By you, the boss."
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"Please give me a piece of the next weed shipment."
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"Thank you for your time, Mr. Mayor."
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"The cheapest way is to tap into the plumbing through here..."
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"...remove the closest wall and make this the bathroom."
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"And then we'll knock down this wall first."
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"Just give me a number."
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"That's your mom."
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"What? No."
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"- Well, then can I have them? - No."
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"- Come on. I wanna see them. - No."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"I'll let you know."
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"Hello?"
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"- Well, what's going on? - Nothing."
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"- Hi, Mrs. Botwin. - Hi, Isabelle."
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"What?"
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"Why are you looking at me funny?"
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"- Are these the bathroom guys? - Yeah. This is Claudio."
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"He was once the deputy transportation administrator of Colombia."
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"He -- They're working up an estimate."
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"Well, unfortunately, we might have to wait --"
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"Wait on that."
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"- Where's Silas? - He went to the cheese shop."
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"Calcium. That's nice."
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"Honey, why are you hiding Sammy Davis' autobiography..."
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"...behind your back?"
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"He had a baby with a white woman, Mom."
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"I found it shocking. He was protecting me."
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"Okay."
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"We don't get many bean counters volunteering."
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"We're mostly servicemen or cops. Or used to be, at least."
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"Yeah. Well, you know, this has always been a secret dream of mine."
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"And now with the wife gone..."
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"...I got nothing holding me back. I'm ready to kick ass."
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"You looking to stimulate the adrenals or you just not like Hispanics?"
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"Well, it's not so much that I don't like them, sir."
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"It's just that there's a group of people I like more: my fellow countrymen."
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"Good answer."
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"We don't tolerate bigotry, officially."
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"Wish there were more like you, Mr. Wilson."
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"We're vastly undermanned."
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"So do we get to pack heat?"
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"Our mission is to secure United States borders and coastal boundaries..."
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"...against unlawful and unauthorized entry."
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"Individuals, contraband and foreign military."
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"Now, if you choose to arm yourself, you do so..."
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"...for the purpose of self-defense only."
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"But you'll never have to take action..."
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"...because you'll abide by the rules of no contact and no engagement."
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"- Can I throw rocks? - No, sir."
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"So how do we nab these fuckers?"
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"We report. We observe. We report."
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""Report.""
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"Gotcha."
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"Like to start tonight? Sun's going down."
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"It all starts to happen when the sun goes down."
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"Some crazy shit out there."
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"Crazy shit."
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"Hi."
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"I came to you first."
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"You said no."
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"It's just business, Guillermo."
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"Thanks."
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"Previously on Weeds:"
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"Am I under arrest?"
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"You'll have to get me naked to know for sure."
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"Are you trying to flirt with me?"
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"That's pathetic."
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"I wanna try living with Mom."
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"You're throwing me over for the beach?"
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"Location, location, location."
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"Judah showed me naked pictures of you."
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"You had this silver-sequined bowler hat."
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"He swore he'd destroy those."
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"- This is Lisa. - My mom."
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"- Do you wanna take a walk? - Yes. Yeah."
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"- Well, let's go. - Nice."
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"- Check out sexy. - She's entered this country illegally."
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"We could bring her back here..."
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"- ...if we were coyotes. - I'm in."
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"Nancy Botwin."
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"You have four outstanding parking tickets..."
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"...and a strange tattoo on the upper-left cheek of your backside."
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"You should not be asking questions."
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"Questions about me."
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"You must be punished."
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"Hey."
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"- Fuck, Andy. - You snooze, you lose."
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"You need to move out of my house."
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"Hey, Nance. What time is it?"
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"Time for you to get the fuck out of my house."
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"Wow, you sound really angry."
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"Do you need sex? Help you relax."
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"Because I am willing to whip out my Jeremy Piven right now..."
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"...and give you what you need."
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"That's how much I care."
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"The red bra you got hanging in the shower is totally hot."
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"Jesus, this is a frat house. I'm living in a frat house."
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"Who buys old dishes?"
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